Torrie & Sable to pose for Playboy.....

[AndrewTS 0]

Have fun, Smackdown fans, because WWE is going to promote the hell out of this, despite it being nothing new at all.

 

"Why not get Trish or Stacey to do it? Use someone different, not the generic blonde bimbos."

 

Trish has more class than to do it, and Stacey was saying "not right now."

[notJames 0]

I'll bet they just rehash their old pics as a "head-to-head" battle of the fake boobed blondes. Nothing that hasn't been done before by much more attractive airbrushed women. Besides, once you've seen them nude, what's the attraction, especially when you have to pay for it? HLA might be the trick, but I doubt they'd go for it.

 

So, yeah, nothing to see here.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Torrie said she'd never do it...

 

.......

[CanadianChick 0]

Torrie said she'd never do it...

 

.......

Did she really? Like anyone believed her.

[AndrewTS 0]

HLA might be the trick, but I doubt they'd go for it.

Torrie and Sable? HAHAHAH!! It's not a question of "would or wouldn't they," it's a question of "how much $."

[Guest BionicRedneck]

Trish has more class than to do it, and Stacey was saying "not right now."

Yeah...the one word I think of when I think about Trish's WWF/E career is "class".

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

That's what we need, MORE Torrie and Sable - it worked so well the first time. The sexual tension between the two; you could cut it with a knife... sure, it was a butter knife, but it was still thick!

 

*groans*

 

They're going to do a whole feud on this where Torrie says she's posing for playboy, and Sable says she is, and they battle it out to a draw where they BOTH get to be on playboy.

 

Total Amount of Segments: 15

Total Amount of Time Spent: 3 Hours

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Did she really? Like anyone believed her.

 

How catty. Meow. Why wouldn't anyone believe her? - people are allowed to say no; right?

[AndrewTS 0]

Trish has more class than to do it, and Stacey was saying "not right now."

Yeah...the one word I think of when I think about Trish's WWF/E career is "class".

Compare and contrast to Torrie's. Trish was scum strictly as a heel. Torrie's always been the same way.

 

How catty. Meow. Why wouldn't anyone believe her? - people are allowed to say no; right?

 

I think CanadianChick just agrees with my assessment of Torrie. It's not shocking at all that Torrie decided to do it, and twice to boot.

[CanadianChick 0]

Did she really? Like anyone believed her.

 

How catty. Meow. Why wouldn't anyone believe her? - people are allowed to say no; right?

They are yes, but you expect people to say yes. For example, before Trish was wrestling, I thought she would say yes in a heartbeat. But I guess she wants to be seen as a serious wrestlers...who has relationships with half the Raw male roster since she's been wrestling (Bubba, Jeff (X2!), Jericho, ect).

 

Wow, that was a pretty worthless post. Ah, well.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I usually expect them to say no - since most of them have a desire to get into acting.

[Cuban Linx 0]

I can't wait for the on-screen feud these two will have in an effort to promote this. I'm sure Vince McMahon will get involved somehow too, with his pants around his ankles the whole time.

[AndrewTS 0]

I usually expect them to say no - since most of them have a desire to get into acting.

WWE "Divas" acting?!

 

Trish's crying is bad enough, but Sable and Torrie are the absolute pits. Torrie doesn't even have on-screen chemistry with her own hubby. (see: Thanksgiving Smackdown 2002).

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Torrie doesn't have chemistry with anything. She is the female Lex Luger.

[Mole 0]

I still buy it...

[AndrewTS 0]

Torrie doesn't have chemistry with anything. She is the female Lex Luger.

Oh come on, she can't wiggle her boobs individually and you know that.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Yeah but Mole, you're Amish...

 

*big laugh at boobie flexing*

[Guest wildpegasus]

Yeah but Mole, you're Amish...

 

*big laugh at boobie flexing*

It's a sacred art you have to dedicate yourself to. Zeus is our teacher. We all can try to emulate him but I don't know if we'll ever reach that level of perfection.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

*looks into mirror*

 

Da Dadadada Dadadadadaa dadadadaadadadadadada

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

*looks into mirror*

 

Da Dadadada Dadadadadaa dadadadaadadadadadada

I wonder how many people will get that joke...

[SuperJerk 0]

If the magazine comes out in February (usually when magazines with March cover dates come out), that probably means they'll use No Way Out to promote the thing, or vice versa.

 

Nice timing to coincide with an all Smackdown PPV, doncha think?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Joke?

 

Err.. yeah, JOKE. Yeah JOKE. Yeah, I wonder if anyone... if anyone will ge that... that. JOKE.

 

*lowers head shamefully*

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

You just KNOW that Sable and Torrie are going to have feud that goes to WMXX and of course they'll have a big match.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Joke?

 

Err.. yeah, JOKE. Yeah JOKE. Yeah, I wonder if anyone... if anyone will ge that... that. JOKE.

 

*lowers head shamefully*

Don't knock yourself down, young one. There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who do it and those who lie about it (aka they can't do it)

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

And I am one of those.

[Masked Man of Mystery 0]

You just KNOW that Sable and Torrie are going to have feud that goes to WMXX and of course they'll have a big match.

Big match? BIG MATCH?!? Are you kiddin'? They'll be the main event, right after Lesnar kills every cruiserweight in the WWE, HHH retains against Rocky, and Steamboat cripples himself trying to take a bump properly, and then these two will have an Ironwoman match which ends in a draw after they rip each other's tops off

[Guest Korgath]

You just KNOW that Sable and Torrie are going to have feud that goes to WMXX and of course they'll have a big match.

Ironically, I'm not so worried about the "match". I'm more worried about how long the feud with last, PRE-magazine and POST-magazine.

 

Torrie/Dawn lasted 3 freaking months. Torrie/Sable I lasted almost as long.

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0]

Torrie is going to leave the WWE after this because after a Diva poses twice they act like --- snotty or something.. Isn't Sable like 44 now.

[AndrewTS 0]

Torrie is going to leave the WWE after this because after a Diva poses twice they act like --- snotty or something.. Isn't Sable like 44 now.

Eh, late 30's I think. A lot of actresses look really hot until late in their 40's and sometimes beyond (although probably some via unnatural means).

 

While Torrie leaving would be great, remember that Sable came back, and since Chyna posed too...

 

I hate Torrie, but Chyna returning isn't an acceptable alternative.

 

I thought Sable's second time posing was after she left WWE, though.

[geniusMoment 0]

Remember how classy Trish was when she stripped down to a bra and thong, got on all fours and crawled around the ring barking like a dog. How about the basically nude pictorial she did with that model who looked just like her, now that says class. What about when she stripped down for that game of poker on heat, when I saw that I thought man what a class act.

Look on the bright side, Torrie-Sable will dominate smackdown for the next couple of months. The entire show will be focused around two women with awesome talent, who happen to be sexy, as well as classy mind you.

The above post was brought to by sarcasm or and escaped mental patient, you decide.