UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Short and sweet, I checked out "The Simple Life", hearing how it got such a huge rating. Plus, Paris Hilton's really quite beautiful, despite the ridiculous, lame (and often obviously rigged) shit the girls "get themselves into" on the show. I saw these two brats, one, a really hot porn-on-the-net chick, and the other, her fat, ugly, slut of a girlfriend, Nicole. She's apparently the daughter of Lionel Ritchie, which explains her lack of talent and interest. Shitty show. TIME magazine put it best. 2002 was the "year of hasbeens"...2003, without a doubt, was the "year of never-was's". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Here's some advice for you if you think Nicole is fat: repeatedly beat your head into a brick wall until you knock some fucking sense into yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MooreMark 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Here's some advice for you if you think Nicole is fat: repeatedly beat your head into a brick wall until you knock some fucking sense into yourself. And then when you realise that she isn't fat at all, kill yourself for even thinking she was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest OctoberBlood Report post Posted January 8, 2004 They're both ugly and the show is pretty lame. Obviously staged, and not a bit funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Her face is rounder than a basketball, guys, COME ON... Although I've never seen any other shots of her, magazines/modeling/whatever. Maybe she just appears that way on TV. She looks like a crack whore, too, at times. IMO, she looks really bad on TV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Nicole is fat, NEVER. Paris Hiltion is the fat caw says I. Seriously though, you need your head examined if you think Nicole is fat, you really do. Don't get me wrong, I don't find either one of them attractive...but fat? Not hardly. As for the show itself, it's pure contrived, STAGED, bullshit. I can't stand it. Come to think about it, I hate just about every bit of "reality TV" ever released. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 the other, her fat, ugly, slut of a girlfriend, Nicole. Eh, she's not fat. Ugly......YES! Bitchy.....YES! Fat.....not really. And did anyone else think Paris Hilton looked a LOT less unattractive without makeup? I mean, I know that's pretty normal and all, but I got some serious Torrie Wilson vibes from that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 I'd hit em both, but I don't find either one of them outstanding. I MUCH prefer Nicole over Paris though. For what it's worth, I present to you the "Fat, Ugly Swine" topless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 I don't know Nicole is fat at all. Of course, when you're standing next to Paris "The Stick" Hilton you're going to look fat compared to that. Oh I really don't think Nicole but, she does have a really messed up nose. Looks like a pig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrestlingDeacon 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Nicole has baby fat in the face and looks pudgy, but body wise she certainly isn't fat at all. I got the vibe that Nicole is like the ugly friend that makes the other girl look hotter. Paris is way too thin. Eat a sandwich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Neither does much for me, but I easily prefer Nicole. The shape of your head and face has nothing to do with you being fat or not being fat. She doesn't look like a crack head, but she does look like a druggie. That's probably why I like her better, since I like the druggie look as long as it's not to the extreme. Paris looks like a crack whore and I can't find anything attractive about her. She looks sickly skinny, no ass, no tits and her face looks like it's been flattened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 (edited) I don't care if Nichole is fat or not.......all I have to say is that I like nipple rings. Edited January 8, 2004 by razazteca Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted January 8, 2004 I find Nicole to be quite attractive. Paris Hilton does nothing for me...she's like a blonde Olive Oil. I also like the baby fat in the cheeks look. Either way if you find Nicole Ritchie fat then you're a fucking nimrod Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheArchiteck Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Hmmm. Paris is disgustinly thin. Like a few others said, I prefer Nicole over Paris. Btw, good show @ Downhome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Hmmm. Paris is disgustinly thin. Like a few others said, I prefer Nicole over Paris. Btw, good show @ Downhome. *bows* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Downhome, thanks for the link. I think it's difficult to disagree that I've seen hotter girls outside of 7-11 begging for money. Nicole Ritchie's fucking disgusting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted January 8, 2004 You also think Paris is hot, so your opinion about women has been deemed questionable at best. Thank you come agane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Nicole could tone up a bit, but otherwise she's fine. Not fat, not ugly. And Paris IS an attractive girl, she just sluts it up waaaaay too much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Notorious CRD Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Nicole Richie fat? By any chance do you prefer your women to look Ethiopian? Crikey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 No way, Paris IS VERY skinny. She's not unhealthily skinny, just skinny. Nicole Ritchie may not be a LARDASS, but she's so overrated. Why is SHE, who has an extremely pig-like and pudgy face, eyes from a corpse, and no personality on a TV show about "beautiful spoiled girls" going to the farm? I could think of a hundred better candidates, famous or not. Plus, her prancing around on the show like she's the hottest thing ever, and being a slut just pisses me off. Anyway, just wanted to leave my thoughts. I think she's ugly, and I've done better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 I'm dreadng Nicole Ritchie releasing a version of Easy. Believe me that will happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Personally I don't think either is attractive but if I had a gun to my head and had to choose.... I'd take the bullet to the head. God knows what disease I'd catch from Paris and Nicole seems like the kind of woman who'd steal my stuff for drug money after. Neither is attractive, they are just kind of there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ghettoman Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Wait Paris is an attractive girl, or that mask she wears daily is an attractive girl? There both heroin addicts, one's already went to rehab for it, if were lucky the other one will die or get off it and gain 50 pounds, that way she's at least near 100. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Neither does much for me, but I easily prefer Nicole. The shape of your head and face has nothing to do with you being fat or not being fat. She doesn't look like a crack head, but she does look like a druggie. That's probably why I like her better, since I like the druggie look as long as it's not to the extreme. Yeah, too bad it's not just a "look" for her... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 *sigh* Where's Ripper when you REALLY need him?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 He called Paris beautiful and Nicole fat??? Paris is a freakin stick with a blonde wig stuck on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 I'm still wrestling with the fact that he thinks people should care about who he thinks is fat or beautiful... ;p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 Personally, I'd do em both. And so would most of you probably. Maybe not marry them or like them, but they are definately good enough looking for a romp in the sheets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MooreMark 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 No way, Paris IS VERY skinny. She's not unhealthily skinny, just skinny. Nicole Ritchie may not be a LARDASS, but she's so overrated. Why is SHE, who has an extremely pig-like and pudgy face, eyes from a corpse, and no personality on a TV show about "beautiful spoiled girls" going to the farm? I could think of a hundred better candidates, famous or not. Plus, her prancing around on the show like she's the hottest thing ever, and being a slut just pisses me off. Anyway, just wanted to leave my thoughts. I think she's ugly, and I've done better. Paris is very skinny. Whenever she wears a sleeveless shirt you can see her long boney arms. Plus with all the skank clothes she wears you can see that her figure is very petite, an unhealthy petite. You may think that about her facial featues but saying she has no personality?! Are you stupid? She's the one who makes the show funny..I know some people will disagree but people tune in for Paris but stay for Nicole. She's not the one prancing around acting like the hottest girl. How come we never see 10 minutes worth of Nicole walking back and forth upto the mirror and fixing up her booty-riding shorts and tube tops? Because that's Paris's job. She's a dirty girl...that's true but I still haven't seen an episode where Nicole's looks are dominating rather then her personality. You can call her ugly or whatever that's your personal taste but going extreme and calling her fat and personalityless is just stupid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 I think the best way to describe Nicole's body would be healthy. She's not overweight by the looks of it, has a little meat to her (which isn't bad at all, and I find rather sexy), and she's not so thin you'd claim anorexia/bulimia. Still ugly as sin, and I've never watched the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
