Movies you like to quote

[Guest The Ohtani of Time]

my girlfriend and I always act out the "bacon" scene from Pulp Fiction when we are eating out for breakfast.

 

Some other movies I like to quote:

 

Star Wars: "apology accepted, captain needa" I say this all the time to my girlfriend if we have an argument, even if i'm in the wrong, except i leave out "captain needa" and use her name instead.

 

Terminator 2: "the galleria?"

[eiker_ir 0]

"WHAT THE FUCK is the internet?" - J&SBSB

[Guest Just J]

I would have to agree with Pulp Fiction.

 

"Does he look like a bitch?"

 

"No."

 

"Then why to trying to fuck him like one Brent."

 

Classic! Not to mention the irony involved in this statement later in the movie.

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

Smokey and the Bandit. I can do the entire script. Anytime anything about Germany comes up I say "the god damn Germans ain't got nothing to do with it."

 

Also, when someone asks if they can get me something I reply, "a bloody mary, a steak sandwich and...a steak sandwich."

[Mik 0]

My friends and I can quote (and do) any movie with Owen Wilson in it, especially Zoolander, Shanghai Knights and Noon and Bottle Rocket.

 

Also, I think the top quoted movie has to be Swingers.

[BlackFlagg 0]

Clerks is always good for quotes

[Boner Kawanger 0]

When frustrated and/or confused, I pull out

 

"What the hell does that mean? I don't even know what the hell that means!"

 

from Big Trouble in Little China.

[Guest netslob]

Fight Club:

 

"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake..."

 

"We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

 

"We are raised to believe we will grow up to be movie stars and rock stars...but we're not...and we're slowly learning that fact...and we are very pissed off."

 

"I am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise"

 

"Sticking feathers up your BUTT does not make you a chicken"

 

"Things you own end up owning you"

 

"It's only after you've lost everything are you free to do anything"

[snuffbox 0]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...

 

'look theres 2 women fucking a polar bear' etc etc etc

[Garth 0]

Not a movie but me and my friend quote Futurama and Family Guy all the time.

[Guest OctoberBlood]

Big Lebowski, Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction to name just a few. I mean hell, every good movie has some good quotes that become famous.

[2GOLD 0]

Boondock Saints

 

Any line said by Rocca.

[Ravenbomb 0]

the TV version of Scarface

"How'd you get the scar, tough guy, eating pineapple?"

 

any Kevin Smith movie

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

"What's a nuebian?"

 

"Shut the fuck up!"

[MillenniumMan831 0]

Major Leagues I and II:

 

"So the Indians lose a heartbreaker 9 to nothin'. Postgame show brought to you by . . . Ah Christ, I can't find it, the hell with it!"

 

"And the pitch . . . (crack) . . . Aw shit."

 

"JJJUUUUSSSSTTTTT a bit outside!"

 

Doyle: So the Indians lose 6 to 1 to the Rangers. For the Indians, one run on one hit . . . That's all we got!?! One Goddamn hit!

Monte: You can't say Goddamn on the air.

Doyle: Ah, nobody's listening anyway.

 

Doyle: (completely hammered) So, Hiroshi "Kamikaze" Tanaka, recently with the Tokyo Giants. knocks himself out cold for the third time this week. Maybe in Japan that's actually better than catching the ball. Personally, I think he's just tryin' to get out of the lineup.

[Renegade 0]

I started to say "dere-lict my balls capi-tan" alot after seeing zoolander.

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

Major Leagues I and II:

 

"So the Indians lose a heartbreaker 9 to nothin'.  Postgame show brought to you by . . . Ah Christ, I can't find it, the hell with it!"

 

"And the pitch . . . (crack) . . . Aw shit."

 

"JJJUUUUSSSSTTTTT a bit outside!"

 

Doyle:  So the Indians lose 6 to 1 to the Rangers.  For the Indians, one run on one hit . . . That's all we got!?!  One Goddamn hit!

Monte: You can't say Goddamn on the air.

Doyle:  Ah, nobody's listening anyway.

 

Doyle:  (completely hammered) So, Hiroshi "Kamikaze" Tanaka, recently with the Tokyo Giants. knocks himself out cold for the third time this week.  Maybe in Japan that's actually better than catching the ball.  Personally, I think he's just tryin' to get out of the lineup.

You've got.........

 

::looks at Japanese to English book::

 

no marbles.

Edited January 12, 2004 by Mad Dog

[godthedog 0]

whenever i'm eating with friends & i have to piss, i always say, "i'm gonna go powder my nose."

[BlackFlagg 0]

Major Leagues I and II:

 

"So the Indians lose a heartbreaker 9 to nothin'. Postgame show brought to you by . . . Ah Christ, I can't find it, the hell with it!"

 

"And the pitch . . . (crack) . . . Aw shit."

 

"JJJUUUUSSSSTTTTT a bit outside!"

 

Doyle: So the Indians lose 6 to 1 to the Rangers. For the Indians, one run on one hit . . . That's all we got!?! One Goddamn hit!

Monte: You can't say Goddamn on the air.

Doyle: Ah, nobody's listening anyway.

 

Doyle: (completely hammered) So, Hiroshi "Kamikaze" Tanaka, recently with the Tokyo Giants. knocks himself out cold for the third time this week. Maybe in Japan that's actually better than catching the ball. Personally, I think he's just tryin' to get out of the lineup.

Heheh, love major League, Uecker<sp> owns in it

[A Happy Medium 0]

Boondock Saints

 

Any line said by Rocca.

Smecker: You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.

 

Awesome.

 

Smecker: There was a FIRE FIGHT!

 

Favorite line in the entire movie. Dafoe is freaking awesome.

[Guest Krazy Karter]

Don't be that guy.

[Guest Doomsault]

Platoon

 

"Tag 'em and bag 'em!"

[Guest Ray]

So nobody but me quotes the most quotable film of all time....Full Metal Jacket?!

[2GOLD 0]

I've used

 

"I went to see his movie but it was only out for two and a half hours. I was told however that it was in focus"

 

Bob saved Major League II

[the max 0]

Major Leagues I and II:

 

"So the Indians lose a heartbreaker 9 to nothin'.  Postgame show brought to you by . . . Ah Christ, I can't find it, the hell with it!"

 

"And the pitch . . . (crack) . . . Aw shit."

 

"JJJUUUUSSSSTTTTT a bit outside!"

 

Doyle:  So the Indians lose 6 to 1 to the Rangers.  For the Indians, one run on one hit . . . That's all we got!?!  One Goddamn hit!

Monte: You can't say Goddamn on the air.

Doyle:  Ah, nobody's listening anyway.

 

Doyle:  (completely hammered) So, Hiroshi "Kamikaze" Tanaka, recently with the Tokyo Giants. knocks himself out cold for the third time this week.  Maybe in Japan that's actually better than catching the ball.  Personally, I think he's just tryin' to get out of the lineup.

You've got.........

 

::looks at Japanese to English book::

 

marbles.

"The pitch to Shaw, The Terminator lined deep to right. Cerrano's gonna need a rocket up his ass to catch this one..."

 

"The Indians are showing their first signs of life in weeks!! They appear to be...beating the crap out of each other! I dunno Monty, it looks like Vaughn's carrying his left a little high there, this could hurt him in the later rounds."

[Narcoleptic Jumper 0]

The Big Lebowski.

 

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Eight year olds, Dude.

You said it man--nobody fucks with the Jesus.

[2GOLD 0]

To correct

 

"You have no....you have no....*looks in book* marbles!"

"Marbles?"

"MARBLES! You have no marbles!"

 

Also:

"The Indians are showing their first signs of life in weeks!! They appear to be...beating the crap out of each other! I dunno Monty, it looks like Vaughn's carrying his left a little low, this could hurt him in the later rounds."

 

 

I know that movie line for line.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

PCU.

 

 

"You majored in PE? Get out...seriously...get the fuck out of here..."

 

"Can you blow me where the Pampers is?"

 

I also will suggest that group names or team names (for anything) be "Everyone Gets Laid"

[Guest Krazy Karter]

PCU.

YEAH YEAH YEAH I fucking met Tom!

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0]

Scarface

 

Plus Pulp Fiction but most of those have been said already.