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Statement #1:

There should be more intergender matches.

 

Trish: True. It’s always interesting to mix up different Superstars, regardless of their gender.

 

Victoria: True. They’re very entertaining. The fans always respond to those matches. There should be an intergender title too. That’d be cool.

 

Statement #2:

A woman will never win the Intercontinental Title again.

 

Trish: I don’t know. The work rate of the women has increased. So who knows?

 

Victoria: False. Our agent and coach is Fit Finlay, so we’re tougher than the norm. He made us tougher. We can kick some serious booty now! The girls are bad-asses now!

 

Statement #3:

SmackDown! should have a Women’s Title as well.

 

Trish: True. The more competition, the better.

 

Victoria: True. There are women over there who can wrestle. Some of them need work, but I think they can improve with Fit’s help. So it’d be more interesting.

 

Statement #4:

California girls are sexier than girls from Canada.

 

Trish: False. That’s pretty much a given.

 

Victoria: True. For example, Trish and I. I’m waaay hotter than Trish! (Laughs)

 

Statement #5:

Blondes really do have more fun.

 

Trish: True. I’m having a lot of fun!

 

Victoria: False. I’m a party animal. And I was blonde once – I used to bleach my hair – and I didn’t have more fun.

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The girls are bad-asses now!

No.

 

Intergender matches are ridiculous. Please no more, no title for it and no women IC champs!

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I never knew Smackdown had women who could wrestle.

You don't remember the classic Torrie-Nidia slapfest and hairpull-o-rama?

 

Some smark you are

Guest Dynamite Kido
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I never knew Smackdown had women who could wrestle.

It doesn't........neither does RAW.

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You know it took me five minutes trying to remember exactly who the IC champ was. first thing that popped into my head was Christian....

I had the same problem with the US title.. it seems like their second teir titles are slipping back into oblivion again...

Guest Dynamite Kido
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Dammit Dynamite! Took my line.

 

Crazy Ladies.

What can I say RRR.....Great minds think alike?

Guest Dynamite Kido
Posted
So you think that Urkel would be a great GM too?!

Yes, but only if Urkel was the Co-GM with Waldo.

Guest Dynamite Kido
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That's just stupid.

 

We clearly don't think alike.

Yes, we do. I thought it was stupid too. STUUUUUPIIIIID!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The only two people allowed to be GMs should be Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets. They could watch from a balcony doubling as commentators, tell everyone how shit the talent is and then fire everyone. It'd be a great laugh for one show, and then you'd have a roster of Cruiserweights, Benoit, Eddie, Cena and Matt Hardy and we could see some WRESTLING.

 

GO MUPPETS~!

Guest Dynamite Kido
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The only two people allowed to be GMs should be Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets. They could watch from a balcony doubling as commentators, tell everyone how shit the talent is and then fire everyone. It'd be a great laugh for one show, and then you'd have a roster of Cruiserweights, Benoit, Eddie, Cena and Matt Hardy and we could see some WRESTLING.

 

GO MUPPETS~!

The only problem that I would have with this is the fact that Kermit would be pushed way too high because of his relationship with Ms. Piggy.

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The only problem that I would have with this is the fact that Kermit would be pushed way too high because of his relationship with Ms. Piggy.

You think Miss Piggy would be in charge? Oh no, not in this company. No women having a say unless they're Steph. She'd be competing in-

 

No. The image of Miss Piggy in bra and panties is not one I feel I can unleash on the board.

 

Although the image of her chopping the shit out of Flair is damn funny...

Guest Dynamite Kido
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The only problem that I would have with this is the fact that Kermit would be pushed way too high because of his relationship with Ms. Piggy.

You think Miss Piggy would be in charge? Oh no, not in this company. No women having a say unless they're Steph. She'd be competing in-

 

No. The image of Miss Piggy in bra and panties is not one I feel I can unleash on the board.

 

Although the image of her chopping the shit out of Flair is damn funny...

Of course she would be in charge. Who would tell her otherwise? She's like the female pig muppet version of Undertaker. It would be her perverbial yard.

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"Job-uh to Goldberg-uh? Or you'll do what-uh? You'll release the dogs-uh? Or the bees-uh? Or the dogs-uh with the bee-uh in their mouths-uh so when-"

 

"No, I'll do this! HIIIII-YAAAAAAAAAH!"

 

*Triple H poses on the floor and spits blood*

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*plucks banjo*

 

Why must the cruisers

keep getting jobbed out

And why must Holly get pushed

Hosses are champions

but only because that's

what turns Vince McMahon on

 

So fans are told that and

marks choose to believe it

But smarks know he's wrong

wait and see

 

Some day will see it

Our faves with titles

The Chrises

The Eddies

And Kurt

 

Who said that Benoit

would get a great push

when he came here with his friends

Somebody thought of that

And we all believed them

But look how it's gone so far

 

What's so amazing

That keeps our eyes glazing

What do we think we might see?

 

Some day will see it

Our faves with titles

The Chrises

The Eddies

Or Kurt

 

All of us under his spell

He knows that we think its a given

 

Have you been half-asleep

And not read the dirt sheets

He doesn't care what we think

 

That's not a sweet sound

A hand slapping the mat

To say "hey Chris...you-uh suck"

 

We've heard the rumors

And though we shouldn't believe it

We all say 'just wait and see'

 

No we'll never see it

Our faves with titles

The Chrisses

The Eddies

Or Kurt

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