OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 That advisor was her pimp. I kept waiting for him to say "You better get my money bitch". I will watch anything with William Hung. I just read where Kelee Bordeaux, who was given the nod to go to Hollywood, was told not to come to Hollywood because her background search found something. Does anyone remember the name? She may have been one of those that they don't actually show perform, so I don't know. She would have been on last night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 I loved it when Simon asked that dude what he'd do with the million dollars and he was all like "I'd give it to charity and invest it and give more to charity" and Simon is all like "Don't feed me that malarky, liar. Get the fuck out." Oh, and I hate to be the chauvenistic male pig and all but did anybody else notice the RACK on that last chick? (She was a cheerleader or something, IIRC). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 I loved it when Simon asked that dude what he'd do with the million dollars and he was all like "I'd give it to charity and invest it and give more to charity" and Simon is all like "Don't feed me that malarky, liar. Get the fuck out." Was that a setup? They already planned to send him packing right? That dude was devastated after that. Oh, and I hate to be the chauvenistic male pig and all but did anybody else notice the RACK on that last chick? (She was a cheerleader or something, IIRC). Absolutely. I was hoping they would make her do a cheer just for the bounce effect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ram Report post Posted January 28, 2004 What about that R. Kelly wannabe? He sang like 2 seconds and they told him to leave. He kept trying to tell them it was a good song and stuff. Then he left and his father was all pissed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 That was funny. I really hope these people watch themselves and say to themselves "Yeah, I do suck" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 the midget was on point last night! is it me, or is this years talent pool way weaker then last years? first time I saw Rueben i said to myself "this guy is going to win"...i can't say that about anyone they've let through so far...lot of so so singers getting through, i think... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 They aren't showing many of the good ones. They realized that people tune in to watch the scrubs who can't sing and for now, that equals ratings. They have pre-screeners that screen the singers before they get to the 3 judges. These people that are so bad are let through for one reason and one reason only. To be humiliated in the name of ratings. I guess that could be why they think they have a shot when they get sent to meet the judges. They are set up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MooreMark 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 I think we've seen some definate top 32 people and 5-6 top 12 people. Right now..the midget, scooter girl, pink hair girl, unchained melody guy, cheerleader, bao viet, desperado guy, both black girls from ATL and KimC lookalike are who I'm thinking will get to the top 10/12. But it is too soon to tell exactly and those aren't necessarily who I would pick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2004 I don't think that model chick from the Hawaii auditions will make it to the top 32, but damn she was hot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2004 There were a lot of hot island chicks that were hot. I liked the one with the big ass that didn't get the nod. She had the Simon shirt and Simon was the only one that wanted her to go on. Smokin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2004 I think we all know where this is going... The Advistor will find himself a new Advisee - in this case, the Bouncy Blonde Cheerleader. In the second phase (which I believe is the "group" auditions), the BBC, The Blonde Midget (at this point, will be nicknamed "Midge"), and someother chick will be put together. The advisor takes control and get's them all into singing shape. In the hotel lobby the night before the audition, the Advisor will be giving them all a singing session. Midge will mess up and he will snap calling her a "freak show" and that "someone like her will never be an american idol" and causes her to cry. The Big American Football Player will see this and he rushes over to physically involve himself and the advisor gets thrown out. Midge see's her knight in shining armour and smiles, he asks if she's ok and she says she is. An unlikely friendship is forged and will take them into the top 10 so their escapeds and relationships can be shown to all on national television. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 SCOOTERGIRL~! On to the next rizzound~! My favourite part is the 3-somes, because there's so much cat fighting... I am assuming Midge got booted off the island. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 Nah, Midge is still safe. I saw her hugging Paula when they said that their room (Room 2, I think) would be staying for the next round. So fear not - the dreams of a vertically-challenged American Idol aren't dead yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 I'm just glad that Dean Martin guy made it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 Me too! "Red" as I call him... I want to see the 3-some Midge is in... and Red. So Mandy Moorguilara turned out to be a gigantic bitch... that fucking rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 I love watching people's dreams get crushed. Is there something wrong with me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 Yes. But worry not, there's something wrong with all of us... I have a tendancy to minimize and objectify and label people by their physical traits.... you like watching people's souls get crushed... JSYK clearly as a Rat Pack obsession... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 How the hell did the bitch and the model guy make it forward!? Did the chick from hawaii with huge knockers that was a model make it through? Also I just loved the people messing up on their lines and such....and when they'd go "There's to much pressure! I'm nervous! The lights!" Well jackass......what are you going to do in a concert!?!?!?!? Anyways those that I like and hope move on: -Dean Martin -The Rose Bowl Dude(did he play in the rose bowl that OU won against WSU?) -Scooter Girl -The Unchained Melody guy -Clay II -Pen Salesman. I'm really not that keen on any of the female folk from this season. Oh and I thought that 16 year old that was like "You're missing out! This show will suck without me!" just made me want to laugh my ass off. Yes I'm sure all across America people were saying "The spoiled 16 year old bitch didn't make it George! Turn the TV off! My reason for watching American Idol is gone!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ant_7000 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 Out of the people I did see last night, I say the chick with the attitude will win it all or least make the top 5. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MooreMark 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 I loved the bitch with the attitude. But I have a feeling that may end soon. Who else loved Fantasia's FREEEEEEEDOM TALKING BOUT FREEEDOM! I know, I did. I didn't see Laketa at all on that show...maybe she'll reappear later on. Scooter Girl was there and mad it through so I'm happy for now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 JSYK clearly as a Rat Pack obsession... You have no idea, man. I have the Rat Pack poster from the original Ocean's Eleven, where they're all playing pool, plus the Frank Sinatra mugshot photo poster, and various Rat Pack CDs. When that guy started singing Dean Martin...then Frank Sinatra...I picked him as my favorite on the show. And I normally hate this show. I hope he sings more Sinatra songs, because he's actually got the voice to pull them off. I could see him bringing down the house with some classic Sinatra tunes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 JSYK clearly as a Rat Pack obsession... You have no idea, man. I have the Rat Pack poster from the original Ocean's Eleven, where they're all playing pool, plus the Frank Sinatra mugshot photo poster, and various Rat Pack CDs. When that guy started singing Dean Martin...then Frank Sinatra...I picked him as my favorite on the show. And I normally hate this show. I hope he sings more Sinatra songs, because he's actually got the voice to pull them off. I could see him bringing down the house with some classic Sinatra tunes. Problem is, each week has a theme. One week they'll sing showtunes, the next disco, the next r&b, etc. So he may have one week where he can sing whatever he wants, but he'll have to adapt to other music. I would like to see him do well myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 Well, he certainly doesn't have the voice to pull off Disco. I was really taken aback when I found out he was sixteen, though. I hope he does VERY well, as he's the only reason I watch at this point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 However, with that said, AI promotes "making the song your own" - historically, 'those' types of singers don't make it very far. If you don't take a minute to fully enunciate a word, then you're kinda screwed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 However, with that said, AI promotes "making the song your own" - historically, 'those' types of singers don't make it very far. If you don't take a minute to fully enunciate a word, then you're kinda screwed. Who are you talking about, RRR? From what I've seen of Dean Martin Guy, he's enunciated every word pretty well. It's all those girl singers that try to be all weird with their vocals that scare me. And I want to kill the model guy. He annoys me to no end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 I'm talking about the girls (and guys) diva-ing it up byyyyyyyyyaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyayayyayayaheeeeeeeeeeeeeayayaaaaaaaaaaaheeeeeeeaaaa aaaaaaaa yooooooooohooooooeeeeeeeooooooeeeeeeyaaaaaaaa doing stuff like that. He's more focused and restrained. There's one dude who does that for *every* word. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 How the hell did the bitch and the model guy make it forward!? Did the chick from hawaii with huge knockers that was a model make it through? Also I just loved the people messing up on their lines and such....and when they'd go "There's to much pressure! I'm nervous! The lights!" Well jackass......what are you going to do in a concert!?!?!?!? Anyways those that I like and hope move on: -Dean Martin -The Rose Bowl Dude(did he play in the rose bowl that OU won against WSU?) -Scooter Girl -The Unchained Melody guy -Clay II -Pen Salesman. Model guy is the token Himbo for the show, I suppose. I think that chick who was in the pool with him was the model chick. They semi-spoiled things in the beginning since Rose Bowl Dude said it was the "hardest 4 days of his life", so I was looking for him in the cutdown scenes, but they hid him quite well. I can't remember them all, but here's who I hope to advance: Rose Bowl Dude Scooter Girl (who reminds me of Brittany Murphy for some odd reason) Midge (Little people = ratings) Pen Salesman Red Model chick (not because she sings particularly well, but because we need some eye candy) Attitude Girl Jesus Roman (I'm just waiting for either him or his brother to bash the other one with a steel chair. Hey, they said that they'll do whatever it takes...) I wonder if they're gonna have a 4th judge during the final playdowns. I heard rumours that they were gonna get another of the Pop Idol judges, but if they don't I hope they get Zak Werner (who was the only one who had the nerve to tell Kelly Clarkson that maybe she could use some more work) from Canadian/World Idol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 I'm talking about the girls (and guys) diva-ing it up byyyyyyyyyaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyayayyayayaheeeeeeeeeeeeeayayaaaaaaaaaaaheeeeeeeaaaa aaaaaaaa yooooooooohooooooeeeeeeeooooooeeeeeeyaaaaaaaa doing stuff like that. He's more focused and restrained. There's one dude who does that for *every* word. At some point Simon and Randy will call them on it. As they've noted before, runs are done mostly because you can't find the note or you want your vocal range to look better than it actually is (see Carey, Mariah). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 But the majority of the people they select do that - the rare ones they do select (Red) don't make it to the finals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahran Ramsus 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 I wonder if they're gonna have a 4th judge during the final playdowns. I heard rumours that they were gonna get another of the Pop Idol judges, but if they don't I hope they get Zak Werner (who was the only one who had the nerve to tell Kelly Clarkson that maybe she could use some more work) from Canadian/World Idol. I wouldn't count on it. Supposedly Zack & Simon came to blows on World Idol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
