The Amazing Rando Posted January 26, 2004 Report Posted January 26, 2004 CUE: “Riders of the Storm (intro only)” – The Doors ---------- February First…Two Thousand And Four… Welcome…to SWF CLUSTERFUCK!! The unthinkable will happen… Two federations will merge into one divine entity… (Cheering Crowds) S! J! L! S! J! L! S! W! F! S! W! F!! (The crowds disappear…before various JL stars appear) Nine Superstar’s lives will forever be changed in one night… Todd Royal… ”…All will soon learn to praise me…to Praise Todd!” Landon Maddix… ”…You can hit me…but you won’t hurt me!” Aecas… ”My actions will speak louder than my words…” Alan Clark… ”…I’m coming back for more…” Jacob Helmsley… ”…bringing the old school…” Manson… ”…snap my fingers, snap your neck!” “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins… ”…you never thought you’d see me here…” Jimmy “The Demon” Liston… ”…ready to face the ultimate test…" …and…. The Insane Luchador… ”…this is only the START!!!" …the echoes fade… …the images remain… …Nine Men are preparing for the challenge that is…. *BOOOOM* SWF CLUSTERFUCK! ”Do You Believe In Miracles?"
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted January 26, 2004 Report Posted January 26, 2004 What about me? And when did I say that? God Damn People.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 26, 2004 Author Report Posted January 26, 2004 you don't have to say it... but i'm pretty damn sure a good chunk of WFers thought that they wouldn't see you around for a while... while that is a slightly backhanded comment... at least you ARE in the WF as of tonight... the hardest two to think of something for were Liston and Jake
hhh6294 Posted January 26, 2004 Report Posted January 26, 2004 Well, that's good enough for me Rando... since Jake really isn't much of a talker in the first place... let alone one to make up a catchphrase. Nicely done.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 26, 2004 Author Report Posted January 26, 2004 i'm waiting for you to bring back someone from the IGNJL and call yourself "The Old School Warriors" or something...
Hank Kingsley Posted January 26, 2004 Report Posted January 26, 2004 Edited because people probably won't understand my sarcasm and will think I'm directly attacking the SJL.
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