HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2004 Promo: Welcome, Part 2 of 5 Location: Hollywood, California (Spike) – Yeah…can I get a number 2, with a sprite, and…ummm…your phone number? The SJL’s Spike Jenkins stands in front of a dingy McDonald’s counter just outside his hometown of Hollywood. Across from him, a very attractive blonde wearing a visor stares back at him with a look of sheer annoyance. (Woman) – {sigh} Number 2 with a sprite…ok, that’ll be $4.06. (Spike) – Ok…but what about your phone number? (Woman) – I don’t think so…thank you, please step to the side, your order will be out shortly. (Spike) – Hahahaha…don’t you know who I am? (Woman) – No…NEXT! Spike refuses to move however… (Spike) – Hold on a second…are you SURE you don’t know who I am? (Woman) – Positive, and if you don’t mind, I’m working. (Spike) – What if I did like this? Spike turns his head to the side and gives a huge smile as if he were posing for a cheesy picture. (Woman) – Sorry, doesn’t ring bell…WHO’S NEXT! From behind Spike, a deep voice looms… (HVT) – Nobody knows leaguers… WHAM!! …and then it’s occupant, HVT, punches Spike Jenkins clear across the chin, sending him stumbling along the front of the counter. The people in the fast food restaurant scream as HVT pursues Spike, and upon reaching the former JLer, HVT grabs him by the head and slams it hard down on the counter. (HVT) – Hate to break it you yo, but don’t nobody know your punk ass nor anybody else in the JL. You should always remember, you’re nothing, fo’ real. HVT grabs the stumbling Spike Jenkins, who barely even puts up a fight, and then tosses him… CRASH!! …straight through the glass door on the McDonald’s! (HVT) – Just remember dat yo…you ain’t shit, and won’t never be shit. And believe me yo…come Sunday, all you leaguers will be the first out of the 19 other bitches I toss over the top rope, when I win the ClusterFuck and get back my mutha fuckin’ title. As Spike lay amongst the shattered glass, HVT reaches in a side pocket of his pants, pulls out an index card, and tosses it on Spike’s body. He then walks back up to the counter… (HVT) – Yeah…I’ll have a #6, and some nuggets… Closer inspection of Spike turns the attention away from HVT, and the index card now lying on his chest reads… Welcome to the SWF. You are officially my bitch. HVT PS - No JLers were permanently harmed in the writing of this promo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2004 Spike < Thugg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2004 BEAUTIFUL! I love these Thugg, keep em coming all the way up until Sunday! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2004 Well, am I allowed to write my match Johnny? J/K...I have 3 more to go...and the last will be on Sunday. Da "hard worker" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Well, am I allowed to write my match Johnny? J/K...I have 3 more to go...and the last will be on Sunday. Da "hard worker" H That was the point of keeping you busy with promos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 ......... What the fuck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted January 30, 2004 well, if you wanted to get all the JLers teaming up against you thuggers, you're doing a great job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 You didn't take the girl and dip her in the nugget sauce. Bad form. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 I am aware of that King...and it's going totally according to plan. By the end, all the JLers will find where I live, hunt me down, and break all my fingers. Da "should be a blast" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Wait Thugg's doing this without ASKING the JLers first? Isn't that bad form? Dude you are SO asking to be included in a Rando promo being sucked off by Minnie Mouse, and inside the suit it's a guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2004 Wait Thugg's doing this without ASKING the JLers first? Isn't that bad form? Dude you are SO asking to be included in a Rando promo being sucked off by Minnie Mouse, and inside the suit it's a guy. (@Janus) That'd work if Rando was still Disney. (@Janus) And you couldn't pay me or Strangler to get in that suit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2004 Hooray for random beatdowns and violence. * Hits Thugg in the face with a Brick * Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2004 omgz king iz teh inspirationalz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2004 Ouch! Da "damn Stryke" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 Don't worry about him, Thugg, he'll be jobless come tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted February 1, 2004 I get that a lot. Anyway, we've all got to step up andpunk out the JLers somehow and it's easiest this way. They will have their revenge I am sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
