1234-5678 Posted February 1, 2004 Report Posted February 1, 2004 "Janet Jackson, Sean "P. Diddy" Combs, Kid Rock and Nelly apparently weren't enough for the 12 1/2-minute Super Bowl halftime show. Another act is poised to join the MTV-produced extravaganza. Who that is will remain a mystery until the program, producers said Thursday. The New England Patriots and the Carolina Panthers play Sunday in Reliant Stadium." Who do you guys think it will be? I've heard rumblings it might be Michael Jackson, but a football crowd would shit all over that. I'll just hold out hope for GNR, lol.
razazteca Posted February 1, 2004 Report Posted February 1, 2004 I don't think it would get a Philly response of throwing of random projectiles at the singer if Michael Jackson did preform. I don't care who preforms because I am not going to watch it.
jimmy no nose Posted February 1, 2004 Report Posted February 1, 2004 It's pretty much all rap except for Janet Jackson so far, so hopefully they'd bring a decent rock band, but I doubt it. Probably one of those weak pop-punk bands that have been on TV recently.
Youth N Asia Posted February 1, 2004 Report Posted February 1, 2004 The 85 Bears should bust out the Superbowl Shuffle.
1234-5678 Posted February 2, 2004 Author Report Posted February 2, 2004 Maybe it'll be Metallica. Be right back, I have to go pray for that never to happen.
CanadianChick Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 Probably be someone like Good Charlotte.
Use Your Illusion Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 Axl's a big football fan, is he not, JAxl? Yep, wishful thinking here too, and we don't even get the Superbowl. UYI
1234-5678 Posted February 2, 2004 Author Report Posted February 2, 2004 Axl's a big football fan, is he not, JAxl? Yep, wishful thinking here too, and we don't even get the Superbowl. UYI He was there last year. It couldn't be someone like Good Charlotte. MTV is making a big deal of it "SUPRISE!MYSTERY!GUEST!" It would have to be some sort of "Icon" I guess. My money is still on MJ.
Use Your Illusion Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 Anyone remember his 'Heal the World' rendition from 1993? If he pulled that today, he'd be CRUCIFIED. Literally. *sigh*, Poor MJ. UYI
1234-5678 Posted February 2, 2004 Author Report Posted February 2, 2004 Anyone remember his 'Heal the World' rendition from 1993? If he pulled that today, he'd be CRUCIFIED. Literally. *sigh*, Poor MJ. UYI If his handlers or Janet are dumb enough to convince him to do this.......... And if he is dumb enough to accept.......... No sympathy here.
Use Your Illusion Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 I just found out that Australia does indeed carry this Superbowl phenominon. I know nothing about NFL, but right now neither the Panthers of the Patriots have made any progress and it is into the 2nd quarter, I believe. So how up to date are we? Dang Americans. UYI
1234-5678 Posted February 2, 2004 Author Report Posted February 2, 2004 Sounds like you're right on time, UYI.
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 My money is on Michael Jackson or Britney Spears.
Youth N Asia Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 (CHORUS) We're the Bears Shufflin' Crew. Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you. We're so bad we know we're good. Blowin' your mind like we knew we would. You know we're just struttin' for fun Struttin' our stuff for everyone. We're not here to start no trouble. We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle. Well, they call me Sweetness, and I like to dance. Runnin' the ball is like makin' romance We've had the goal since training camp To give Chicago a Super Bowl Champ. And we're not doing this because we're greedy. The Bears are doin' it to feed the needy. We didn't come here to look for trouble, We just came here to do The Superbowl Shuffle. This is Speedy Willie, and I'm world class. I like runnin', but I love to get the pass. I practice all day and dance all night, I got to get ready for the Sunday fight. Now I'm smooth as a chocolate swirl, I dance a little funky, so watch me girl. There's no one here that does it like me, My Superbowl Shuffle will set you free. I'm Samurai Mike. I stop 'em cold. Part of the defense, big and bold. I've been jammin' for quite a while, Doin' what's right and settin' the style. Give me a chance , I'll rock you good, Nobody messin' in my neighborhood. I didn't come here lookin' for trouble, I just came to do the Superbowl Shuffle. (CHORUS) I'm the punky QB, known as McMahon. When I hit the turf, I've got no plan. I just throw my body all over the field. I can't dance, but, I can throw the pill. I motivate the cats, I like to tease. I play so cool, I aim to please. That's why you all got here on the double, To catch me doin' the Superbowl Shuffle. I'm mama's boy Otis, one of a kind. The ladies all love me For my body and my mind. I'm slick on the floor as I can be. But ain't no sucker gonna get past me. Some guys are jealous Of my style and class. That's why some end up on their (bleep). I didn't come here lookin' for trouble, I just get down to the Superbowl Shuffle. They say Jimbo is our man. If he can't do it, I sure can. This is Steve, and it's no wonder. I run like lightnin', pass like thunder. So bring on Atlanta, bring on Dallas. This is for Mike and Papa Bear Halas. I'm not here to feather this ruffle, I just came here to do The Superbowl Shuffle. I'm L.A. Mike and I play it cool. They don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool. I fly on the field and get on down. Everybody knows I don't mess around. I can break 'em, shake 'em, Any time of day. I like to steal it and make 'em pay. So please don't try to beat my hustle, 'Cause I'm just here to do The Superbowl Shuffle. (CHORUS) The sackman's comin', I'm your man Dent. If the quarterback's slow, He's gonna get bent. We stop the run, we stop the pass. I like to dump guys on their (bleep). We love to play for the world's best fans. You better start makin' Your Superbowl plans. But don't get ready or go to any trouble, Unless you practice The Superbowl Shuffle. It's Gary here, I'm Mr. Clean. They call me "hit man" Don't know what they mean. They throw it long and watch me run. I'm on my man, one on one. Buddy's guys cover it down to the bone. That's why they call us the 46 zone. Come on everybody, let's scream and yell. We're goin' to do the Shuffle, Then ring your bell. You're lookin' at the Fridge, I'm the rookie. I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie. You've seen me hit, you've seen me run. When I kick and pass, we'll have more fun. I can dance, you will see. The others, they all learn from me. I don't come here lookin' for trouble, I just came here to do The Superbowl Shuffle!
1234-5678 Posted February 2, 2004 Author Report Posted February 2, 2004 New rumor: Justin Timberlake was at rehearsals.........woo hoo. Also, there may be an N Sync reunion to kick off their new tour or support a new album or some such horseshit.
Youth N Asia Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 *crosses fingers* Come on! Come on!
Use Your Illusion Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 *turns Superbowl back on* AHHHHH! COWBOYS EVERYWHERE!
Sandman9000 Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 Mystery guests were those two pep bands. Better have been those two pep bands. Janet isn't showing enough cleavage.
Sandman9000 Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 I'd give money for a New Jack run-in right now. Good money.
1234-5678 Posted February 2, 2004 Author Report Posted February 2, 2004 I cannot overstate how much I hate Puff Daddy and Nelly. Two of the reasons I stopped listening to rap.
Sandman9000 Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 '98 called Kid Rock. They want their song back. Will offer great money for a New Jack run-in.
1234-5678 Posted February 2, 2004 Author Report Posted February 2, 2004 But I still have my soft spot for Kid Rock.
1234-5678 Posted February 2, 2004 Author Report Posted February 2, 2004 And I still harbor my hatred for lip synching. Untalented bitch...........
Sandman9000 Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 New Jack, get the FUCK in here. Kill that busted ass white boy.
1234-5678 Posted February 2, 2004 Author Report Posted February 2, 2004 Wow that was it? I apologize for even starting this thread.
Use Your Illusion Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 Um....did JT do to Janet what I think he did?
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