Hoff Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Open for business. Please sample our fine selection of cigars and pipe tobacco, as well as our wide array of fine liquors (and liqueurs). Coat check in the lobby, and please, no drama. Enjoy. *sips a snifter of perfectly-aged bourbon*
{''({o..o})''} Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Say, Hoff, Old Bean, would you hand me that fine lighter of yours?
BifEverchad Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 "My car just broke down, does anyone know where I can find the nearest Gas Station?"
Tawren Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 I'm just gonna sleep in the corner... Fuck you, old chap, that's my corner.
Hoff Posted February 3, 2004 Author Report Posted February 3, 2004 Let's not fight over the corner, there are several. *flips Piss a lighter*
{''({o..o})''} Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Thanks! *makes a Flamming Piss*
Zack Malibu Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Uh oh, the owners of The Royal Blue are gonna be pissed... ::leads bar in drunken rendition of "Pour Some Sugar On Me"::
Slayer Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 *attempts to light cigar* .... I'll see myself out
Guest croweater Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Wow this place has so much style and class.... I don't know where to start! **Runs over and plays 2c slot machines**
Damaramu Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Ah.....finally a place to hang out with no disturbance.....*sits in the corner to read a book* YoooooHooooooooo! AH SHIT! It's Rod! *ducks behind chair*
Guest Ghettoman Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Does anyone mind if I masturbate in the corner while giving everyone evil looks?
Damaramu Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Does anyone mind if I masturbate in the corner while giving everyone evil looks? You might turn Rod on.......
Zack Malibu Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Dammit Dama, don't let your homoerotic role plays drive off the clientele.
Damaramu Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Dammit Dama, don't let your homoerotic role plays drive off the clientele. Hey.....I can't control Rod! I thought he was gone to.....but he's drawn to this shit!
Hoff Posted February 3, 2004 Author Report Posted February 3, 2004 As long as there's no drama, and all coats and hats are properly checked, there can be as much h0m0ness as Dama likes. Get down with yourself, fruit booty. *mixes screwdrivers* *drinks one...or two...or seven*
{''({o..o})''} Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 *puts real screwdriver in blender* *fucks up Hoff's shit* *Blames Damaramu*
Guest FrigidSoul Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 *plasters the walls with Patriots posters, banners, and framed photos of key wins in the franchises history*
Hoff Posted February 3, 2004 Author Report Posted February 3, 2004 Dammit, Dama, if you don't quit messing with my drinks, I'm tossing you. *attempts to fix blender* *fails* *cusses*
k thx Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 The owners of The Royal Blue are suing this establishment.
k thx Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 For the same reasons I'm talking in italics. I'm a dastardly heel
justsoyouknow Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 :::Walks in, throws cape onto coat rack...strolls up to the bar::: ...Whiskey. Rocks, if ya got 'em. This place is much better than The Royal Blue.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 *Helps Hoff serve drinks by handing JSYK a shot of whiskey...then proceeds to throw rocks at him*
justsoyouknow Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 :::Ducks rocks, causings rocks to hit Damaramu in the face:::
The Amazing Rando Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Can you voclanize my tires whilst I wait, monsignur?
Damaramu Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Dammit I'm just trying to read over here! Blame Rod! He's the one screwing shit up!
Guest HungryJack Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 uhhh who's Rod? and can I get a beer, Hoff? Caffrey's if you have it.
Zack Malibu Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 Don't even ask about Rod, you don't wanna know. Hey Hoff, are WJM and I allowed to get flirty while on the job here? Chave kinda came down hard on us for that.
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