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Open for business. Please sample our fine selection of cigars and pipe tobacco, as well as our wide array of fine liquors (and liqueurs). Coat check in the lobby, and please, no drama. Enjoy.

 

*sips a snifter of perfectly-aged bourbon*

Guest croweater
Posted

Wow this place has so much style and class.... I don't know where to start!

 

**Runs over and plays 2c slot machines**

Guest Ghettoman
Posted

Does anyone mind if I masturbate in the corner while giving everyone evil looks?

Posted

As long as there's no drama, and all coats and hats are properly checked, there can be as much h0m0ness as Dama likes. Get down with yourself, fruit booty.

 

*mixes screwdrivers*

 

 

*drinks one...or two...or seven*

Guest FrigidSoul
Posted

*plasters the walls with Patriots posters, banners, and framed photos of key wins in the franchises history*

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Dammit, Dama, if you don't quit messing with my drinks, I'm tossing you.

 

*attempts to fix blender*

 

 

 

 

 

 

*fails*

 

*cusses*

Guest FrigidSoul
Posted

*Helps Hoff serve drinks by handing JSYK a shot of whiskey...then proceeds to throw rocks at him*

Guest HungryJack
Posted

uhhh who's Rod?

 

and can I get a beer, Hoff?

 

Caffrey's if you have it.

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