Damaramu Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 It's really not that hard to find positive things about anybody......so I don't see what the challenge is. Watch I can do several for each: HHH -in a day and age where the title is passed around like a whore at least he tries to get a long run out of it -easily hateable as a heel HBK -entertaining matches -he's old but can still move fast -his sweet chin music always looks realistic Orton -i wish i had his body -calling mick foley his bitch was pretty funny Bradshaw -the clothesline from hell looks like it hurts badly -ok i can't think of two for him A-Train -interesting offense -he shaved.....yay Big Show -a believable monster -when he wants to look menacing he can easily
Guest Repo Man Reborn Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 I assume nothing is that hard for the great Damaramu. Vince McMahon - He really loves money.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 Big Show - He's been horribly misused since day 1. The WWF blew it big time with him. Lots of charisma and he can be watchable in the ring. I loved the Showster gimmick before he got hurt.
Use Your Illusion Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 My God, would you look at the A-Train love. Bare our children, Albert! UYI
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 My God, would you look at the A-Train love. Bare our children, Albert! UYI I would have no problem with A-Train if he would just wear a shirt.
Guest Goodear Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 A-Train would be a 100% more palatable if they would change his look a little. But its like WWE has taken it as a personal challange to make him look as ugly as humanly possible. Put some Vader style tights on the guy, take off the piercings and you're in a much better place aethetically.
Guest Repo Man Reborn Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 A-Train - I thought his first gimmick about trying to pierce people wasn't that bad. His ring attire was perfectly suited for him. Now he looks like Steve Austin after absorbing gamma rays. (Wait, that was negative.) Big Show - Had a nice dropkick back when he was lighter. HHH - He really cares about himself.
Use Your Illusion Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 A-Train - I thought his first gimmick about trying to pierce people wasn't that bad. His ring attire was perfectly suited for him. Now he looks like Steve Austin after absorbing gamma rays. (Wait, that was negative.) THAT MAKE AUSTIN-HULK MAD! *engages in rampage about TSM*
Guest Repo Man Reborn Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 Shane McMahon - He really put himself over Kane well.
Downhome Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 It's funny, because I could say something positive about every single guy mentioned, but I couldn't say a single positive thing about Steve Austin right now as things currently are. That scares me.
Insane Bump Machine Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 Steve Austin - was a great asset until 2 years ago. But yeah, right now he's just bad, useless and annoying.
King Cucaracha Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 Austin's still over though. That's a redeeming point. The only one, yes. But one nonetheless. Well, that and driving that four wheeler around. That time he crashed into the ring I laughed my ass off. That has to be a positive.
Downhome Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 His being over isn't a positive to me, I could care less if he's over or not, all he does is piss me off and I want him off of my TV. He don't even cut a promo like he used to, it just seems like something is missing even in his emotions. Of course, that might just stem from his being in a power role, like Bishoff or Heyman. The Austin character does not belong in such a role, not at all. His character was a wrestler, and if he can't do that, it just looks/feels out of place.
Insane Bump Machine Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 No, he looks like a total idiot on that thing. And when the wrestlers show respect/fear of somebody looking that goofy it makes them look bad.
Downhome Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 No, he looks like a total idiot on that thing. And when the wrestlers show respect/fear of somebody looking that goofy it makes them look bad. Amen, amen, amen. I did laugh at him loading up the ref on the back of it though, but it was still retarded. Whoever came up with this "sheriff" gimmick should be beaten with a brick.
JN News Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 Triple H is willing to work with anybody. Yeah, as long as they'll job to him.
The Ghost of bps21 Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 HHH...he's not Orton HBK...he's not Orton Bradshaw...he's not Orton A-Train...he's not Orton Big Show...he's not Orton Orton...I've got nothin
Kahran Ramsus Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 Orton...I've got nothin He's not Test.
Guest Quik Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 HHH- He's really good at getting injured, even though he's slacking a bit on that nowadays. Trips won't let us down, he'll tear something soo nenough. HBK- He likes Jesus. I like Jesus. Jesus likes me. Jesus likes Benoit. Jesus thinks Shawn needs a new gimmick. Orton- All sarcasm aside, minus a few botched spots he is surprisingly getting better in the ring. Still sucks balls o nthe mic, though. Bradshaw- He loves America. He loves sodomy. A true American hero. A-Train- He sure can grow that back hair out. Big Show- He's keeping that belt warm for Cena by never defending it. And his match's are fun too, everyone looks better in the ring when they wrestle him. And no, he isn't carrying them.
Insane Bump Machine Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 Amen, amen, amen. I did laugh at him loading up the ref on the back of it though, but it was still retarded. Whoever came up with this "sheriff" gimmick should be beaten with a brick. The WWE is constantly trying to attract new people to their programming, right? So imagine you're a new viewer who wants to check out that wrestling stuff, and you see a redneck with a beer belly driving around with an ATV with two stupid little flags on it like a 5 year old, calling himself the sheriff.... He's only still over with the fans because of the stuff he has done in the past. Almost every other guy would be laughed/booed out of the arena if he did the same stuff that Austin does right now. It's only a matter of time until the fans grow tired of him.
Guest BionicRedneck Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 Austin's funny. Nearly running people over = funny. Turning up to work drunk = funny. Saying silly things = funny. Wearing a badge = funny. Austin = funny.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 Austin's funny. Nearly running people over = funny. Turning up to work drunk = funny. Saying silly things = funny. Wearing a badge = funny. Austin = funny. Your forgot Beating women = funny.
Guest JMA Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 My God, would you look at the A-Train love. Bare our children, Albert! UYI I like A-Train. I don't like Albert, though. And there IS a difference.
{''({o..o})''} Posted February 6, 2004 Report Posted February 6, 2004 I apoligize for the length of this post, but I am very happy that A-Train is starting to be seen accepted as a worthwhile wrestler. He has worked damn hard for quite a while now and I think an attire change is all that is necessary to improve his chances of getting over to a higher level.
Guest Anglesault Posted February 6, 2004 Report Posted February 6, 2004 Orton: Slowly improving and drawing heat no need to lie.
Guest BionicRedneck Posted February 6, 2004 Report Posted February 6, 2004 Austin's funny. Nearly running people over = funny. Turning up to work drunk = funny. Saying silly things = funny. Wearing a badge = funny. Austin = funny. Your forgot Beating women = funny. He "beats" women on TV? I remember him giving Stacy a stunner, not a beating. Unless, of course, you are refering to something he may have done off TV, which is totally irrelevant.
Guest Anglesault Posted February 6, 2004 Report Posted February 6, 2004 He "beats" women on TV? I remember him giving Stacy a stunner And Mae
Guest Besus Posted February 6, 2004 Report Posted February 6, 2004 Orton: Slowly improving and drawing heat no need to lie. He's not.
Guest JMA Posted February 6, 2004 Report Posted February 6, 2004 He "beats" women on TV? I remember him giving Stacy a stunner And Mae Don't forget Chyna (does she count?). And Lita. Oddly enough, he never stunned Debra on TV.
Guest BionicRedneck Posted February 6, 2004 Report Posted February 6, 2004 Well, everybody has done that (beated Mae). He stunned Chyna in 98 or some shit. When he was a wrestler. If we are gonna talk about him being a wrestler then there is plenty of positives.
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