Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 Yeha, it all goes here. I might not do the Lazarush this week (VERY hectic weak, both scholarly and personally), or if I do one it won't be the usual format (PBP, sum up the promo's, etc.) but will instead talk about what I liked and didn't like about the show, as well as the results. You bet your sweet ass that I'm doing a full Lazarush for next week's X-Cup, though. I probably WILL do the usual Lazarush for this week's, but it'll be up a little later than usual because I am DEAD tired this week (7 hours of sleep TOTAL from Saturday night to Tuesday). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Last Free Voice Report post Posted February 5, 2004 This sounds like a "meh" show. Funk/Sandman v Gathering could be either okay or a trainwreck, and I'm betting on Trainwreck. And aside from that we know that there will be a title match and...? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Last Free Voice Report post Posted February 5, 2004 did J just say "Baka with us?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 Dunno, but he's a crazy evil fucker. Blah blah blah, Jarrett's on his boring fuck rampage...and some fatfuck with a clipboard is firing people that haven't signed, I guess. Wow. Don Callis is holding a sign that says "UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT." No shit, sherlock. Bah. I don't fucking care about this shit. Looks like 2/11 will be my last TNA for a bit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michrome 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 I just hope it's Spanky as the mystery opponent--that would be cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... I. DON'T. FUCKING. CARE. I. HATE. YOU. DUTCH. MANTEL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 So anything interesting happening so far? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 ICP vs. Gilberti/Young is up next. Glenn and David come out to their "Bullgod" (Kid Rock) ripoff. Sucks. I'M GOING CHICKENHUNTIN~! ICP come out in full JCW gear, and this match is going to be a ********** classic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... I. DON'T. FUCKING. CARE. I. HATE. YOU. DUTCH. MANTEL. Of course you're falling asleep. According to Mantel the average person that watches if 50, right? Next week TNA will turn into Matlock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 I can't wait for the Jarrett vs. Violent J title match! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 Shit match so far. But once Shaggy bumps like a motherfucker, it'll be that ********** classic I promised you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 Is this the first match? Who's facing JJ tonight? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 Next week TNA will turn into Matlock. With catering courtesy of the Country Kitchen Buffet! Fucking awful match, and I blame David Young and Glenn Gilberti. ICP are the greatest tag team ever. BR00TUL DEATH VALLEY DRIVER OF PSYCHOPATHICNESS BY VIOLENT J FOR 2!!! AIR RAID CRASH OF MINIMUM CRIPPLEAGE BY VIOLENT J FOR 2! SPINEBUSTER OF BOZO TO SHAGGY BY YOUNG FOR 2! YAKUZA "FUCK DISCO" KICK BY SHAGGY TO GLENN! J goes up...FLY, FATASS, FLY!! JUGGALOSAULT~!~!~!~ Shaggy up...DARK CARNIVAL GUILLOTINE FOR THE WIN!!!! Your winners and NEW greatest tag team ever, ICP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 And a recap of why we have Siaki/Kash tonight. Kid Kash = Your New Favorite Wrestler. THAT should be a shirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 Read on another board that Siaki beat Kash after interference by Borash. Callis fired Borash, Sarah, and Tiny after the match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tpww7 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 AJ won the tag titles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JN News 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 Full results, please. Was it really that bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 FULL RESULTS (so far): ICP d. Gilberti/Young Siaki d. Kash Something happened with Leon/Abyss. No contest, I believe. AJ Styles d. Redshirt Security to win the NWA Tag belts (Abyss was his partner, as forced by Callis) Goldylocks pulled a When Harry Met Sally Fake O on Erik Watts, and she was lying to him during their whole relationship. Decent promo, too. Currently, DUSTIN RHODES is fighting Triple J for the title. EDIT: JN, I LOVE your avatar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 Jarrett just retained the NWA World title after interference from The New Franchise. Meh. UBER-DULL SHOW. EDIT: The NWA Board Of Directors has named a NEW Director Of Authority as their final act. If it's Erik Watts again, fuck... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 Anything announced for 2/18 or are they just concentrating on the 2/11 AAA/TNA show? Anything else next week besides that stuff? Once again, the show sounds like something nice for free, but for $10...meh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 Jarrett just retained the NWA World title after interference from The New Franchise. Meh. UBER-DULL SHOW. EDIT: The NWA Board Of Directors has named a NEW Director Of Authority as their final act. If it's Erik Watts again, fuck... Lame booking. What happened with Gathering vs. Funk and Sandman? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 DUSTIN IS IN TNA???? YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES ::repeat the word yes 9,000,000 times:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted February 5, 2004 Good. Dustin is a much needed face to the main event. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JN News 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 JN, I LOVE your avatar. Many thanks! Deep Purple:The REAL Messiahs of Rock n' Roll. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TDinDC1112 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 That show was absolutely horrible except for AJ Styles. Just horse Shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted February 5, 2004 DUSTIN IS IN TNA???? YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES ::repeat the word yes 9,000,000 times:: I dunno. Dustin as Goldust is gold. Dustin as Dustin tends to be blah. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 Months until TNA is closed... Any guesses, people? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ghost of bps21 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 Should I bump the thread from after week 8? This is week 80 of new programming by my count. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Deviant Report post Posted February 5, 2004 And this is why I don't even think about ordering TNA tapes anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted February 5, 2004 It doesn't sound that bad to me. Of course, I don't pay for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
