Rob E Dangerously Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 #1 - He has damned ugly hair. It's like a dot on his head. #2 - I don't think he's done the 'Funky Dance' before knocking someone out. Can't Rey get somebody better than Jorge whoever? It's not like Chavo Guerrero Sr is that formidible.
CanadianChris Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 Considering that Paez is known as the "Clown Prince of Boxing," I wouldn't be surprised if he HAD done the Funky Dance before knocking someone out. He was quasi-famous a few years ago, but I hadn't heard much about him in awhile.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 Isn't he the boxer that threw his career down the drain for cocaine? He looks like the guy that HBO Sports did the special on who grew up in Southern Cali which would make sense why Rey grabbed him.
Guest Choken One Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 Well, I wonder if Vince even MADE a offer for Oscar De La Hoya...
Guest Anglesault Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 Is the dance supposed to be funny?
Guest Choken One Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 no...It's more like a Taunt...Like Jericho with Shuffle or Rene with the FRENCHY DANCE~!
snuffbox Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 So this boxing guy is Jorge Paez? Sorry, I dont have UPN
Guest Anglesault Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 no...It's more like a Taunt...Like Jericho with Shuffle or Rene with the FRENCHY DANCE~! But... neither the shuffle nor the dance is a) That stupid looking. b) That long c) Done while the recipient stands in front of the man waiting.
snuffbox Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 Now that I know who the fighter is Id just like to say... Jorge Paez, though far from a top contender anymore, still fights regularly on Mexican-American television. His fights are the highest rated broadcasts for Spanish speaking television nearly every week theyre held. The man is on a near-De La Hoya level of popularity with the Latino audience.
Rob E Dangerously Posted February 13, 2004 Author Report Posted February 13, 2004 I'd kick him in the nuts before he could punch me. And then I'd pull him around by his "hair"
snuffbox Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 Just so ya'll know...Jorge Paez could still knock most any wwe superstar flat on his ass.
Enigma Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 Paez looks like a retard. Possibly an aborted baby that made it. Or someone with MS. Either way, I can't help but laugh at what a retard he looks like. He probably gnaws on his wrist in his spare time.
Guest Choken One Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 Just so you know, Paez would murder you in an instant, so I'd be careful of calling him an aborted survived fetus.
Guest Anglesault Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 Just so you know, Paez would murder you in an instant, so I'd be careful of calling him an aborted survived fetus. Or maybe it would cause him to look in a mirror.
Rob E Dangerously Posted February 13, 2004 Author Report Posted February 13, 2004 Just so you know, Paez would murder you in an instant, so I'd be careful of calling him an aborted survived fetus. so.. he's sensitive about his appearance, eh..
AndrewTS Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 Just so ya'll know...Jorge Paez could still knock most any wwe superstar flat on his ass. I would laugh if he knocked out Bradshaw or Holly.
Rob E Dangerously Posted February 13, 2004 Author Report Posted February 13, 2004 the guy is a lightweight I bet the Big Show could take him
RavishingRickRudo Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 Angle, Lesnar, Benjamin, Haas... they'd have him on his back in no time. Hell, any decently trained wrestler could. Boxing means shit then. I don't know who this guy is, I don't care about him at all.
Guest Choken One Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 No Question, TBS is easily the toughest guy on the roster just by his sheer size and Power... But I'm sure Paez wouldn't have a problem knocking out S D or AngleSault. But yes, They should send Paez and TBS on a Headhunting mission to eliminate Bradshaw and Holly.
Rob E Dangerously Posted February 13, 2004 Author Report Posted February 13, 2004 like it'd mean anything to beat up guys on an Internet Wrestling Board.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 Angle, Lesnar, Benjamin, Haas... they'd have him on his back in no time. Hell, any decently trained wrestler could. Boxing means shit then. Thats pretty much how Tank Abott is. He can knock some people out, but when it comes to actually amatuer wrestlers, he's gonna get his ass handed to him in an instant.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 I've got a boxing comp tape that has a couple fights with him in it. They guy's pretty good...or was at that time. He's no De la Hoya but he's defiently buyable backup.
Ultra Violence Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 No Question, TBS is easily the toughest guy on the roster just by his sheer size and Power... But I'm sure Paez wouldn't have a problem knocking out S D or AngleSault. But yes, They should send Paez and TBS on a Headhunting mission to eliminate Bradshaw and Holly. I think Brock could probably take him....
Youth N Asia Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 He's getting more tv time then most of the roster...and doesn't seem to know any English...what gives
Guest Choken One Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 The Hispanic market is the #1 market right now for WWE... That explains all
Guest Goodear Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 The funny thing is he's actually smaller than Rey. That cracks me up. Watch out here comes THE FEATHERWEIGHT! OMG! RUN! Plus Chavo Sr. is doing this weird Gerald Brisco impression as he sticks out his chin and does the boxing hand circle thing. Anyway, as long as Paez just keeps Chavo Sr. out of it for the most part and they just do a 'the seconds finally just go at it' bit at NWO, I don't have a problem with the marketing.
Guest Deviant Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 I don't care about Jorge Paez. I did not even know who he was before he showed up a few weeks ago. He has nothing to add to the program. That is all.
Guest Banders Kennany Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 Jorge Paez has that weird hair because he's supposed to be funny. He know most people must think it's stupid, it's not like he thinks it's serious IMO.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted February 13, 2004 Report Posted February 13, 2004 I don't care about Jorge Paez. I did not even know who he was before he showed up a few weeks ago. He has nothing to add to the program. That is all. Nothing to add?? How about buyrate baby!!!!! [/sarcasm]
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