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Guest The Satanic Angel

Any clips available of this match? I haven't really seen Lita wrestle since she came back from injury.

 

On a side note, being a wrestling fan without cable (and without wrestling fan friends) sucks.

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They should kill off a 1/4, maybe even 1/2, of the mens division as well since some of those women are better then the men and have better matches.

Uh....I wouldn't say the men are anywhere near that bad.

 

But they should fire the men and women who suck.

 

I still don't get how people can be against the women's division. It's a great source of heat for the show on virtually every occasion with now three very over faces in Lita, Trish, and Victoria that could all be pushed against heels like Molly and Jazz at any point with minimal work. It's not ever going to be the bestest wrestling you ever did see (although its been improving for a while now), but tis fine for the entertainment based federation that the WWE is.

 

Wow, champion of a group of about 5 girls. Hooray. And the reason people could be against it is because it is like watching a bunch of talentless, slow cruiserweights with boobs.

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And the reason people could be against it is because it is like watching a bunch of talentless, slow cruiserweights with boobs.

Emphasis added

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Guest Coffey
Lita has never been worth a shit in the ring.

Quoted for truth. I've preached it for a couple years now. She was over because she was a woman, who showed a thong, and helped the Hardyz win matches. The Hardyz were over with the teenie bopper crowd, thus Lita became over by default.

 

The saddest part is that Lita became almost a role-model for young females. Of course, all this was accomplished by doing run-ins during matches...AS THE FACE!!

 

As far as the attractiveness goes, she has her moments. She's on and off. It just depends on the day I guess. Sometimes she looks hot, and sometimes she looks like a vile gorgon. The true definition of "two-faced."

 

What I don't understand is, since she was over partly because or the thong and partly because of the ability to hide her flaws just doing run-ins, why did the WWE put her in shorts and let her go solo???

 

I've never liked Lita.

I've always hated Lita.

I hate everything about Lita.

 

Bah Gawd! Look at the diversity in this thread!!

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

I'd rather watch stephanie McMahons completely stupid and fake and so worked "trip" at WM X-7 when Trish chased her down than watch another fucking Lita match.

 

 

Last night was the first time I muted the TV for her shitty theme) and turned off the TV (for her shitty "wrestling") in the same match.

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Guest wildpegasus
I think it was just she was new and something different. The baggy pants with the high thong and the tight shirt was kind of sexy and cute at first. She's old news now, she wears those little shorts that do nothing for her and she doesn't seem as tone now. And the Jeff Hardy/X-pac look on her face some nights doesn't help.

 

 

I loooove the shorts. Lita's got a good waist to hip ratio going on (I'd say pretty close to the ideal done in studies than men find appealing) and nobody can deny that. The shorts are a good break from the thong which was getting played out. You can tell from the shorts she has a nice BUTT going on. Imagination a lot of the times is better than in your face skin. Bottom line, don't pick on the shorts.

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I'm also down with the shorts. I agree with whoever said Lita's face is hit or miss. Mostly miss these days, but I loved the look she had when she first came out with Essa Rios. Her wrestling is horrible, but the fact that she put over Victoria cleanly when they are both faces was a nice touch.

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Guest Ghettoman

Is she still credited with the thong out of the pants, she pioneered it from my perspective, which I think considering how big it got is something to say about where wrestling was in general years ago. I mean what in the current WWE could influence all of pop culture like that?

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I mean what in the current WWE could influence all of pop culture like that?

I can see the Frenchie shuffle becoming a hit at the clubs.

We can only hope.

 

I bet you wife-beating will BLOW UP pretty soon.

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I'd rather watch stephanie McMahons completely stupid and fake and so worked "trip" at WM X-7 when Trish chased her down than watch another fucking Lita match.

That "trip" was classic horror movie worthy!

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I'm also down with the shorts. I agree with whoever said Lita's face is hit or miss. Mostly miss these days, but I loved the look she had when she first came out with Essa Rios. Her wrestling is horrible, but the fact that she put over Victoria cleanly when they are both faces was a nice touch.

Her legs look shapeless in those shorts. And she desperately needs a tan.

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I swear man, if you ever see Lita without makeup she is hideous, I'm talking burn victim ugly. And I like her normally, cause I like tattoos and maybe a touch of masculinity in women, but god damn, she looks just, bad if she doesn't pile it on.

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I've hated Lita ever since she became more popular then Esa Rios, by doing the same moves he did, only worse. But she, she did them with boobs, so she's the big star now.

 

Every time she does a terrible moonsault, I think of how much better Rios could have done it. Man, that guy's got a beautiful moonsault.

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Guest Quik

The shorts were the worst fucking thing they could have done to her. She looks fucking horrible in them, and the face is indeed hit or miss. She was hottest when she was with Essa Rios, though. I dunno what happened, probly started hitting the H with Jeff.

 

"And I like her normally, cause I like tattoos and maybe a touch of masculinity in women, but god damn, she looks just, bad if she doesn't pile it on."

 

Allrighty, then. So, do you prefer a little bit of stubble on a girl's face, or maybe a tiny Adam's apple?

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Allrighty, then. So, do you prefer a little bit of stubble on a girl's face, or maybe a tiny Adam's apple?

Not like that. Nothing they're born with (except maybe small tits), something they do themselves, tats, short hair, muscle tone, that sort of thing.

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Maybe she isn't terrible looking, but she's not the beauty queen she's made out to be by some people. Nice body, at the very least, but her face... The only time she ever looks good is with the layers and layers of makeup, and even with it, there are times more often than not when she looks harsh.

I'd still hit it. No doubt about it.

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Guest Redhawk

I'm sure I'm the only one, but I liked Lita more when she was with Essa Rios. She didn't talk (and when she did it was in Spanish), she didn't interfere ALL the time like she did with The Hardys, and...she didn't talk. And she looked better. And she didn't talk.

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Guest Redhawk

Oh. Well, maybe it was because they didn't focus on her alot. I don't know, I just remember I didn't first say, "Wow, Lita is UGLY" until after she was with The Hardys.

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
Are you sure she looked better with Essa?

 

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Are you sure?

Ew....well, if I ever wanted to be the type who vomits food intentionally, I'll just look at this picture.

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Guest DeathBecomesYou
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Try that one.

Stop! For the Love of God, please stop!

Fuck me that's ugly.

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Not like that. Nothing they're born with (except maybe small tits), something they do themselves, tats, short hair, muscle tone, that sort of thing.

Oh, I get it, you like dykes, right? Go watch America's Next Top Model on UPN for that.

 

BTW, stop with the fucking ugly Lita pics.

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Guest Quik
Are you sure she looked better with Essa?

 

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Are you sure?

Whoa shit! She looks like Chyna with down syndrome in that picture...

 

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Yeesh! That's an uuuugly bitch.

 

I can never look at Lita again and think she's even slightly attractive. Those two pictures have just raped, set on fire, and peed on any notion I had of Lita being attractive.

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