I can't visit my girlfriend

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

So I went to visit my mom, and I remembered how much I hated her.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Post here if your parents suck shit.

[Hoff 0]

Yeah, my moms rides the high hard one, all right. Moving out in August, tenatively. Jesus give me strength 'till then.

 

My dad's coo, though.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Mine's always talking to herself. Bitch has gone senile in her late 40s.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

My mother spends her days sitting around, smoking ciggs, reading romance novels, napping, talking on the phone and complaining. She's also money hungry but doesn't work.

 

Needless to say I don't spnd much time with her.

[treble 0]

My mom ain't so bad, just a bit of a nag, but I avoid that here at school.

[The Czech Republic 0]

My parents are decent if not inclined to believe everything my schoolsays as gospel when I know that everything they say is bullshit, what with the fact that I spend some 36 hours a week there. That and they favor my younger sister because she doesn't blow off homework like I do. Aside from that, they're good people.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

This just in: I'm my gf's secret boyfriend.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

my parents suck. at Christmas my mom got drunk and passed out on the table

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

My mother just had similar neck surgery to what wrestlers have been having.

 

The only thing I hate is when she calls and wants me to go get her something because she still cant drive. About once every other day, and it never fails that I end up getting the wrong thing.

[Si82 0]

My Dad is a piece of shit.

 

A failed criminal (drug smuggling to be exact) many times over who cost my family our house and has never contributed to the upbringing of me of or my brother. I hope the fucker dies a painful death and burns in hell.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I haven't spoken to my dad beyond idle banter in several years. Mom's cool as hell, though.

[Dr. Tom 0]

Both my parents are cool, so I've no complaints.

[1234-5678 0]

my parents suck. at Christmas my mom got drunk and passed out on the table

I would've hit that shit.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

My parents are professional, upstanding individuals. I am a complete embarassment to them.

[Guest The Satanic Angel]

My parents are professional, upstanding individuals.

As are mine. I feel like a complete failure to them.

[razazteca 0]

At least your mom does not yell at you in another language other than English.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

My parents are professional, upstanding individuals.

As are mine. I feel like a complete failure to them.

I don't feel like a failure, I am told that I am.

 

Actually, they support me throughout working internet message boards and making little girls cry.

[NoCalMike 0]

besides the blatant favortism my sister recieved when we were growing up, I'd say my parents are pretty damn cool.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

besides the blatant favortism my sister recieved when we were growing up, I'd say my parents are pretty damn cool.

Dante!!!!

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

My father once stuck a guinea pig in the microwave. He left it in there for like 20 seconds, with seemingly little effect to the rodent. My father then told me and my sister not to tell our mom about it when she came to pick us up the next day.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

did it suffer any later effects due to the radiation? I would think the thing would have blown up.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I honestly don't remember.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I remember when me and my friend were drunk at his house we placed an egg inside a ziplock bag and sealed it, then placed that in another ziplock bag and sealed it. From there we placed it in the microwave and turned it on...the door ended up blowing off the microwave and the egg burst through what was left of the melted bag. The next day when his mom asked about it we told her she did it since she was drunk that night too. Sad thing is...she believed us.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

why the hell would your dad put anm animal in the microwave?!?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

why the hell would your dad put anm animal in the microwave?!?

I think it was a joke...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

you never know with americans...

[Guest BDC]

I remember when me and my friend were drunk at his house we placed an egg inside a ziplock bag and sealed it, then placed that in another ziplock bag and sealed it. From there we placed it in the microwave and turned it on...the door ended up blowing off the microwave and the egg burst through what was left of the melted bag.

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, btw, my folks are alright. Could be a lot worse and they treat me well. I'm good.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

why the hell would your dad put anm animal in the microwave?!?

I think it was a joke...

No, I wasn't.

 

Since it was my dad, he was either drunk or high (or both). This happened over 15 years ago, so I'm a little foggy on the details.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I've got a fatherly animal story as well. There was this sickly possum wandering around the back yard once, and our dog had cornered it, and was going NUTS. My dad went out to see what it was, saw the possum, and took it upon himself to attempt to beat it to death with a shovel.

 

It played dead instantly, so he wasn't sure if he'd killed it or not. He shot it to make sure.