Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted February 29, 2004 "I'll Be Your Hero" from the Lex Express theme. It's absolutely dripping with cheese. Kurt Angle's latest crusade against Eddy has him believing that he is the good guy. Well, he really needs to bust out a tribute video to himself using this song in the background. It'd pull in some amazing heat, plus its one of those interchangeable inspirational-crap type songs that's interchangeable with all the patriotic characters the WWE have had over the years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2004 *Marks* That song is SOOOOOOOOOO one of my wrestling-related guilty pleasures. "You always were there........always beside me. Holdin' my hand every step of the way.". Kurt + Lex Express theme = Gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LivingLegendGaryColeman 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2004 That video would be a classic. I could see Kurt doing goofy "heroic" things. Comedic gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted March 1, 2004 Walking a Old Lady across the street Playing Catch with little John petting a dog in the park Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2004 It'd be funny...but I'd rather have him as a badass heel. Being funny will just get him over as a babyface again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2004 It'd be funny...but I'd rather have him as a badass heel. Being funny will just get him over as a babyface again. A good heel always believes what he's doing is right. Kurt believes that he's better than Eddie Guerrero since he's an Olympic hero. Granted, it'd be cheesy, but the Olympic Hero Patriot is a cheesy gimmick anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2004 That's be really funny, but probably is not what Kurt needs to be taken seriously right now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2004 It's absolutely dripping with cheese. I love the way you put that. Hell, now I'm tempted to make the video myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2004 How 'bout this...after Kurt shows said video, Eddy comes out, the two exchange words, and Kurt cracks Eddy's head open with a chair. That would be an enjoyable angle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted March 1, 2004 I'm waiting for the day WWE digusts me by pulling a Roberts/Lawler angle where Angle forces alcohol into Guerreros mouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2004 I'm waiting for the day WWE digusts me by pulling a Roberts/Lawler angle where Angle forces alcohol into Guerreros mouth. Why don't you tell them how to make fission bombs while you're at it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2004 I'm waiting for the day WWE digusts me by pulling a Roberts/Lawler angle where Angle forces alcohol into Guerreros mouth. Why don't you tell them how to make fission bombs while you're at it? And i'm waiting for the day they give Bret Hart a thirty minute speech at WrestleMania XX. *looks around, coughs* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2004 I'm astonished that Anglesault hasn't showed up yet and dismembered you people for suggesting something that even remotely makes Kurt Angle look comedic.\ Amusing idea, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2004 I'm waiting for the day WWE digusts me by pulling a Roberts/Lawler angle where Angle forces alcohol into Guerreros mouth. Why don't you tell them how to make fission bombs while you're at it? And i'm waiting for the day they give Bret Hart a thirty minute speech at WrestleMania XX. *looks around, coughs* Thirty minutes? Man, I hope that'd be at the end of the show so I could sleep through it then. Oh, and for the video, you can still make Angle a badass heel. Plays frisbee with little Johnny, the frisbee hits him in the head so he locks Johnny in the ankle lock. Pets a dog on the park, the dog bites him, so he Angle Slams the mutt. You get the picture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted March 1, 2004 So NO ONE believes WWE won't pull some stupid shit with the alcohol? A company that pulled out Gay Marriages, Lesbians, and NECROPHILLIA in a span of 3 months. The same company that had Mark Henry sleep with a 80 yr. old woman, say he lost his virginity to his sister, and generally disgust everyone. A Company that keeps bringing in Mae Young, who no one likes. A company that pokes fun at RVD's pot smoking. A company....oh fuck, I think I made my point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
