Hoff 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2004 "Now Claire, everybody can do something." -- Judd Nelson, The Breakfast Club In the spirit of the positivity thread, I thought it might be fun to share one thing that we're really good at. Think of it as a conversation starter, or a getting-to-know-you type of deal, or just a timekiller. I'll start. If there's one thing I can do, it's sing. I'm at best an average guitar player and a decent songwriter, but I can sing like nobody's business. I've received many a compliment on it. So okay, next person, step on up. P.S. The over/under on posts until this denegrates into flaming is 46. Place your bets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2004 For a white guy, I can dance pretty well. It takes alot to get me going in public, but I've recieved some compliments when I do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted March 9, 2004 P.S. The over/under on posts until this denegrates into flaming is 46. Place your bets. Hoffman, you think of the worst fucking threads. I used to respect your posting ability, now a sudder whenever I see you've responded to a thread. Grow a set of balls, bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 9, 2004 I'm a pretty good writer. I say it'll be 25 posts. EDIT: I was typing before the above. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2004 P.S. The over/under on posts until this denegrates into flaming is 46. Place your bets. Hoffman, you think of the worst fucking threads. I used to respect your posting ability, now a sudder whenever I see you've responded to a thread. Grow a set of balls, bitch. n0 You sure bitch a lot. Maybe that's what you're good at! That, or just KILLING the over/under. Either way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2004 I'm a pretty good writer. I say it'll be 25 posts. What kind of stuff do you write? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted March 9, 2004 P.S. The over/under on posts until this denegrates into flaming is 46. Place your bets. Hoffman, you think of the worst fucking threads. I used to respect your posting ability, now a sudder whenever I see you've responded to a thread. Grow a set of balls, bitch. n0 You sure bitch a lot. Maybe that's what you're good at! That, or just KILLING the over/under. Either way. That argument is boring. And maybe I wouldn't complain so much if you didn't ride the cock so hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 9, 2004 Just things for school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henry Spencer 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2004 Any subject I find interesting, I study until I have an encyclopedic knowledge of it. I guess that's something I can do. Too bad I have absolutely no attention span regarding things that don't interest me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2004 Any subject I find interesting, I study until I have an encyclopedic knowledge of it. I guess that's something I can do. Too bad I have absolutely no attention span regarding things that don't interest me. Still, the pursuit of knowlegde is admirable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2004 That argument is boring. And maybe I wouldn't complain so much if you didn't ride the cock so hard. You showed me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted March 9, 2004 That argument is boring. And maybe I wouldn't complain so much if you didn't ride the cock so hard. You showed me. Why don't you make one of your clever paintings about me too? You take the preservation of your thread too seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2004 If that was true, you think I'd keep trading barbs back and forth with you? Think, Banky, think! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2004 I have cornered the market on coming up with titles for H00fbite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2004 I write poetry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 9, 2004 I'm a stellar musician, the world's greatest lover, and I can whip up a wicked lasagne. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted March 9, 2004 If that was true, you think I'd keep trading barbs back and forth with you? Think, Banky, think! Because Banky = ratings Son. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted March 10, 2004 I'm really fuckinggood at my job. (office/supervisor/customer support shit) Customers fucking love my ass. I'm also a pretty damn good poker player. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfaJack 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 Customers fucking love my ass. What do you mean? Like in a gay way? Anyway, I used to be a pretty good baseball player. Not good enough to ever earn any money from it, but good enough to play in college. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 I'm a pretty good writer, and can string profanities into poetry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarleyQuinn 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 I'm a good short fiction writer, that's about it. I'm pretty good at settling conflicts though I don't think I could handle peer mediation, I'd likely snap after more then 2 or 3 hours. I'm also great at churning out essays in an hour or two thanks to procrastination and the fact that writing comes easy to me when typing things up though I tend to shortchange myself a bit when writing things out on paper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 I'm not good at anything. I've been sitting here for five minutes trying to think of something that I was good at, and nothing is coming to me. I'd say I'm average at best at about everything. Ego boost my ass. ::cries:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 I fuck well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Kid 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 I'm good at making fun of people's character flaws. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Papacita 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 I'm an alcoholic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 If that was true, you think I'd keep trading barbs back and forth with you? Think, Banky, think! Because Banky = ratings Son. Ah. Clearly, everyone in the thread is spellbound by you. That's why they're paying you so much attention. Dad. *patiently awaits predictable, somewhat ironic "I was just kidding, lighten up" response* P.S. To the Plex: If you're average at everything, you're not BAD at everything. That's....well, not a skill, but it's something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 P.S. To the Plex: If you're average at everything, you're not BAD at everything. That's....well, not a skill, but it's something. You've obviously never heard me sing.... Really though, I'm excellent at everything. I just said I wasn't good at everything for everyone else's amusement. ::looks around nervously:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted March 10, 2004 I'm good at making people hate me. I don't even try either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 I can beatbox like a mofo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fire and Knives Report post Posted March 10, 2004 I write fantastic poetry, I fuck like a porn star, and I'm positive I drink more than you. I am a party animal, which is why I write for an e-fed and post on a wrestling message board. My girlfriend looks a lot like a young Audrey Hepburn. I am all things to all people. Bow down before me. K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
