Hoff Posted March 9, 2004 Report Posted March 9, 2004 "Now Claire, everybody can do something." -- Judd Nelson, The Breakfast Club In the spirit of the positivity thread, I thought it might be fun to share one thing that we're really good at. Think of it as a conversation starter, or a getting-to-know-you type of deal, or just a timekiller. I'll start. If there's one thing I can do, it's sing. I'm at best an average guitar player and a decent songwriter, but I can sing like nobody's business. I've received many a compliment on it. So okay, next person, step on up. P.S. The over/under on posts until this denegrates into flaming is 46. Place your bets.
The Amazing Rando Posted March 9, 2004 Report Posted March 9, 2004 For a white guy, I can dance pretty well. It takes alot to get me going in public, but I've recieved some compliments when I do.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted March 9, 2004 Report Posted March 9, 2004 P.S. The over/under on posts until this denegrates into flaming is 46. Place your bets. Hoffman, you think of the worst fucking threads. I used to respect your posting ability, now a sudder whenever I see you've responded to a thread. Grow a set of balls, bitch.
Guest Posted March 9, 2004 Report Posted March 9, 2004 I'm a pretty good writer. I say it'll be 25 posts. EDIT: I was typing before the above.
Hoff Posted March 9, 2004 Author Report Posted March 9, 2004 P.S. The over/under on posts until this denegrates into flaming is 46. Place your bets. Hoffman, you think of the worst fucking threads. I used to respect your posting ability, now a sudder whenever I see you've responded to a thread. Grow a set of balls, bitch. n0 You sure bitch a lot. Maybe that's what you're good at! That, or just KILLING the over/under. Either way.
Hoff Posted March 9, 2004 Author Report Posted March 9, 2004 I'm a pretty good writer. I say it'll be 25 posts. What kind of stuff do you write?
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted March 9, 2004 Report Posted March 9, 2004 P.S. The over/under on posts until this denegrates into flaming is 46. Place your bets. Hoffman, you think of the worst fucking threads. I used to respect your posting ability, now a sudder whenever I see you've responded to a thread. Grow a set of balls, bitch. n0 You sure bitch a lot. Maybe that's what you're good at! That, or just KILLING the over/under. Either way. That argument is boring. And maybe I wouldn't complain so much if you didn't ride the cock so hard.
Henry Spencer Posted March 9, 2004 Report Posted March 9, 2004 Any subject I find interesting, I study until I have an encyclopedic knowledge of it. I guess that's something I can do. Too bad I have absolutely no attention span regarding things that don't interest me.
Hoff Posted March 9, 2004 Author Report Posted March 9, 2004 Any subject I find interesting, I study until I have an encyclopedic knowledge of it. I guess that's something I can do. Too bad I have absolutely no attention span regarding things that don't interest me. Still, the pursuit of knowlegde is admirable.
Hoff Posted March 9, 2004 Author Report Posted March 9, 2004 That argument is boring. And maybe I wouldn't complain so much if you didn't ride the cock so hard. You showed me.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted March 9, 2004 Report Posted March 9, 2004 That argument is boring. And maybe I wouldn't complain so much if you didn't ride the cock so hard. You showed me. Why don't you make one of your clever paintings about me too? You take the preservation of your thread too seriously.
Hoff Posted March 9, 2004 Author Report Posted March 9, 2004 If that was true, you think I'd keep trading barbs back and forth with you? Think, Banky, think!
{''({o..o})''} Posted March 9, 2004 Report Posted March 9, 2004 I have cornered the market on coming up with titles for H00fbite.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted March 9, 2004 Report Posted March 9, 2004 I'm a stellar musician, the world's greatest lover, and I can whip up a wicked lasagne.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted March 9, 2004 Report Posted March 9, 2004 If that was true, you think I'd keep trading barbs back and forth with you? Think, Banky, think! Because Banky = ratings Son.
Guest Dids Posted March 10, 2004 Report Posted March 10, 2004 I'm really fuckinggood at my job. (office/supervisor/customer support shit) Customers fucking love my ass. I'm also a pretty damn good poker player.
sfaJack Posted March 10, 2004 Report Posted March 10, 2004 Customers fucking love my ass. What do you mean? Like in a gay way? Anyway, I used to be a pretty good baseball player. Not good enough to ever earn any money from it, but good enough to play in college.
Corey_Lazarus Posted March 10, 2004 Report Posted March 10, 2004 I'm a pretty good writer, and can string profanities into poetry.
HarleyQuinn Posted March 10, 2004 Report Posted March 10, 2004 I'm a good short fiction writer, that's about it. I'm pretty good at settling conflicts though I don't think I could handle peer mediation, I'd likely snap after more then 2 or 3 hours. I'm also great at churning out essays in an hour or two thanks to procrastination and the fact that writing comes easy to me when typing things up though I tend to shortchange myself a bit when writing things out on paper.
Angle-plex Posted March 10, 2004 Report Posted March 10, 2004 I'm not good at anything. I've been sitting here for five minutes trying to think of something that I was good at, and nothing is coming to me. I'd say I'm average at best at about everything. Ego boost my ass. ::cries::
The Kid Posted March 10, 2004 Report Posted March 10, 2004 I'm good at making fun of people's character flaws.
Hoff Posted March 10, 2004 Author Report Posted March 10, 2004 If that was true, you think I'd keep trading barbs back and forth with you? Think, Banky, think! Because Banky = ratings Son. Ah. Clearly, everyone in the thread is spellbound by you. That's why they're paying you so much attention. Dad. *patiently awaits predictable, somewhat ironic "I was just kidding, lighten up" response* P.S. To the Plex: If you're average at everything, you're not BAD at everything. That's....well, not a skill, but it's something.
Angle-plex Posted March 10, 2004 Report Posted March 10, 2004 P.S. To the Plex: If you're average at everything, you're not BAD at everything. That's....well, not a skill, but it's something. You've obviously never heard me sing.... Really though, I'm excellent at everything. I just said I wasn't good at everything for everyone else's amusement. ::looks around nervously::
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted March 10, 2004 Report Posted March 10, 2004 I'm good at making people hate me. I don't even try either.
Guest Fire and Knives Posted March 10, 2004 Report Posted March 10, 2004 I write fantastic poetry, I fuck like a porn star, and I'm positive I drink more than you. I am a party animal, which is why I write for an e-fed and post on a wrestling message board. My girlfriend looks a lot like a young Audrey Hepburn. I am all things to all people. Bow down before me. K.
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