Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 Jesus Christ Rico, can't you see that they're building him up for something big?!?! HA! I'll believe that when I see it happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 *back from commercial* *The Freedom 4ce look stunned* KID OUTRAGEOUS: Uh... so lemme get you straight... you're a scientist... Lady Insane T.A.: From the future?... SuperRosie: And you're here to stop Matt Hardy, I mean, DOOMSTORM from taking over the world... Hurricane: Whatsupwitdat?!! Funaki: I know it sounds strange, but you have to believe me. KID OUTRAGEOUS: Funaki, it doesn't just sound strange, it sounds absolutely crazy, man. How can you even prove that? Funaki: With this... *Funaki pulls a bottle out of his pocket marked "Formula H2X"* Hurricane: Hey, that looks like... Funaki: Hurrijuice... vastly improved Hurrijuice, actually. In the future rebel forces and scientists were able to finally create a formula more powerful than the original Formula H and eventually we took DOOMSTORM down. Hurricane: So why are you here, then? In the future you've won... Funaki: No... there were too many lost... too many people dead... No Sports Entertainment left... I had to come back to prevent it from ever happening. But I came back too early and my mind was effected by the time travel... I randomly went around trying to find my way and after a few years I finally remembered my mission but I forgot who the target was... all I could remember was one word and that was "Storm". Lady Insane T.A.: DOOMSTORM Funaki: Yes... KID OUTRAGEOUS: So lets pretend you are telling the truth.. what do you want US to do? Funaki: I want you to drink this and I want you to continue fighting. *Points to the Hurrijuice* Funaki: It should be enough to beat them.. Hurricane: Well, I don't plan on giving up... *Hurricane takes the Hurrijuice and drinks and passes it to SuperRosie* SuperRosie: I'm with ya Hurricane! *SuperRosie drinks* *KID OUTRAGEOUS looks at Lady Insane T.A.* KID OUTRAGEOUS.: Well, it won't be the first strange liquid I'd swallow and it won't be the last. *KID OUTRAGEOUS drinks* Lady Insane T.A.: Oh, TAG. *Lady Insane T.A. tags KID OUTRAGEOUS and then drinks the Hurrijuice* Lady Insane T.A.: Well, I don't feel any different. Funaki: Don't worry, you will soon enough... *Hurricane screams as a really cheap, fake, computer generated light begins to glow around him* JR: What the hell! *Commercial* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted March 10, 2004 RRR: Loves to take things too far... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 RRR: Hasn't even started. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted March 10, 2004 *sigh* It's a shame your "creative" juices get ruined and wasted here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 You could probably make it into a neat angle if a face went on a losing streak, then snapped, turned heel, and cheated to win all the time, but I doubt that'll happen. Chris Jericho...WCW...late 97-early 98 got him over huge but the WWE does losing streaks for no reason ... I miss WCW!!! Also, Hardy is a heel so it makes no sense to try to do that storyline. MIGHTY MOLLY! (Now christened "Princess Doom") "The balance between Good and Evil has just tilted in my favour Hurricane. Newtons 5th Law, for every action, THERE IS DOOM!!!" Well Rudo, you've just won ChrisMWaters and me over, at least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 The Freedom 4ce face off against the Sons of DOOM in 4 separate singles matches (the stipulation being, if they can win 2 of the 3 matches, Hurricane would get to fight DOOMSTORM): SR Sinister vs. KID OUTRAGEOUS SuperRosie vs. Hide Princess Doom vs. Lady Insane T.A. All 3 matches are very quickly and very easily won by 3 of the 4 and when it comes time for Hurricane vs. DOOMSTORM, DOOMSTORM skips town. The next week, back in the White Castle of DOOM, DOOMSTORM finally gives SR Sinister his wish and lets him drink from the Flask of DOOM which contains the Hurrijuice. He also gives some to Hide and Princess DOOM and looks into the camera and challenges the Freedom 4ce to a 4 on 4 match up. Hurricane responds to their challenge and accepts, with the stipulation being that DOOMSTORM must unmask if he loses and disband the Sons of DOOM. After Hurricane accepts the challenge, Lance Storm -someone who was on a bit of a losing streak himself- asks if he can join the Freedom 4ce. Hurricane, knowing there are strength in numbers, lets Lance join; but says he can't drink Formula H2X unless they really need him. The next week DOOMSTORM accepts Hurricanes stipulations and the match is made. A brawl ensues inside the ring between the Freedom 4ce and the Sons of DOOM and it seems to go the F4ce's way until DOOMSTORM attacks Lance Storm and takes him hostage (Storm having been the official "cape holder"). This forces the F4ce to stand-down and for the Sons of DOOM to escape. The week after DOOMSTORM offers Lance Storms' safety for another stipulation; if HE wins, then he gets Formula H2X. Hurricane reluctantly agrees and Lance is let go unharmed. The 4 on 4 survivor series style match has the Freedom 4ce dominating already eliminating Princess Doom and SR Sinister. Hide and SuperRosie brawl to the back where Rosie is taken out mysteriously and Hide returns to the ring with a smile on his face. Lance and Funaki see to Rosie and he's done. The Sons of DOOM cheat and get KID OUTRAGEOUS DQ'd as well and then take out Lady Insane T.A. Only the Hurricane is left. Storm pleads with Funaki to give him Formula H2X so he can go save Hurricane and prevent the Formula from going into the wrong hands and Funaki eventually agrees. Lance drinks from the bottle and they cut back to the ring. Lance runs down and gets in Hurricanes corner "officially" taking Rosies place. Just when Hurricane is about to make the tag, Storm jumps down from the apron and grins. DOOMSTORM and Hide continue to beat up Hurricane as Lance leaves the ring much to the disappointment and bewilderment of Lady Insane T.A. and KID OUTRAGEOUS. Hurricane eventually gets pinned and Sons of DOOM celebrate. The next week the Sons of DOOM enter the ring holding Formula H2X and each take a sip of it. DOOMSTORM: I was once Matt Hardy, the sensei of Mattitude... a real loser. Then I became Professor Doom and I learned something; that being evil feels real good! And then, after I drank the Hurrijuice, I learned something more; that winning feels good. And I have to say that winning last week and winning this Formula H2X feels damn good! And I'd like to say that this was all part of my masterplan. That I was the mastermind behind every step. But I was but a mere pawn in the game, hahaha... because the real master... the real master power behind it all was... *the lights go dark* *lightning strikes inside the arena and thunder claps* *A light hits the entrance way and a figure is revealed* DOOMSTORM: MASTER! MASTER! HAAHAHAH! MASTER!!! YOU'RE HERE!!! HHAHAHAHA *The figure moves towards the ring* *The Sons of DOOM move to let the figure in* *The lights turn on again and a fog is in the ring* *An almost Skeletorian figure is in the ring* DOOMSTORM: Ladies and Gentlemen.. THE STORM MASTER!!!!!!!!! StormMASTER: Thank you kind DOOMSTORM, you're loyalty will be well rewarded in the future... hehehehhahahhahahahaa. JR: What the? StormMASTER: You see, I was never a loser. NEVER. I just played my part like everyone else. But I knew, I knew my time would come. My TIME would come. heheh... and that time came when you, Funaki, revealed who you truly were. And that is when I realized my true destiny... so I came to the Hurricane and asked for a spot on the team, and I knew you wouldn't give me the Formula right away, but I knew that if I secretly alligned with the Sons of DOOM, that I could use my mind... my mastermind... to trick you all into giving it to me. Irony can be so Ironic sometimes, eh Funaki? You came back to stop a "Storm" from brewing, all this time you thought it was DOOMSTORM, when in reality, you created it and it's me! ME! THE StormMASTER!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!~ THE WORLD IS MINE! JR: OH MY GOD, I think I'm going to be sick! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 Hold the phone, RRR--I missed this: "KID OUTRAGEOUS - the loner; he is Hurricanes equal, but realizes his role in the group (real name: Jeff Hardy)." NO JEFF HARDY RETURN! Nuh-uh! Does Storm Master have basic coordination...? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 This feud is fully of shitty workers: John Heidenreich, Rosie, Lita, Stevie Richards... it's not like the focus is on work here. This is a story-driven feud and Jeff Hardy returning to save his brother makes sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kardo 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 I could so see Lita wearing the gear of Zora from Powers. What would also be awesome would be.... The 4 vs. 4 match up graphic. Everyone in costume and behind the good guys, Funaki in a lab coat and the villains, Castle Doom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 What's sad is they just stuck Matt in the same gimmick they had Jeff in, only difference being Matt is a heel. It's hard to believe that you have a situation, where Matt "DUMPS" his girlfriend on RAW to get a decent heel reaction and then you follow it up...by having him lose every match after that. They literally went, "Ok, we fired Jeff Hardy. But Matt has the same last name. I doubt the fans will notice, a Hardy is a Hardy." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 I demand that "Randy O-Tron, evil cyborg wrestler" be involved in this storyline. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 Hey look, it's another "classic" thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 Well, this thread is dead. Who was the fucking ad wizard who moved it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 Surely they meant to move it to Classic Threads instead of HD. I'll PM a moderator and have the situation rectified IMMEDIATELY~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 Glad to see you on-board Kotz. For a second there I thought you were trying to be a dick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 Me? A dick? NEVER~ (damn, when you've got Triple R over here calling you a dick, you know you've done something right) Either way, this thread is at the bottom of the forums, IT'S IN MY WORLD NOW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 But now that I think of it... This is probably my best creative work. I weaved together the "Funaki: Scientist from the future", "StormMaster - super-villian", and managed to merge it successfully with the "Matt Hardy: Big Stinkin Loser" storyline and actually kept the concept of "losing" throughout. The play-on names, I felt, didn't get the respect it deserved. John Heidenreich as "Hide" is a stroke of genius as it plays off his name "Heid" and his character (Bi-Polar) in a Jeckyll & Hyde sorta way. Lady Insane T.A. is a personal favourite of mine. Acronyms R.O.K. (Rule Our Kingdom). DOOMSTORM has so much potential too it, as he can play up both Doom and Storm elements in his promo. The twist with Lance Storm at the end, I felt, was extremely well done and really fit into the storyline; it's the crown jewel of the storyline and Funaki causing his own future's downfall is a mindbender. But what I am most proud of with this DOOMSTORM storyline, it could honestly go on for a while. There's so much stuff to it and so much potential and so many characters and plot twists that it could go on for almost a year. Staring off with Matt Hardy losing, then him trying to be Hurricanes lackey, then trying to take out Rosie, then trying to take out Hurricane, then becoming Professor Doom, then becoming DOOMSTORM, then Rosie becoming a Superhero, then Jeff Hardy coming in, then Lita... etc. etc. etc. It keeps going and it's seamless with each plot twist and turn enhancing the story. Each character has his/her motivation and the themes of loss and following and destiny run throughout. Is it a classic? I don't know, it's all me and Classic threads should be about a group of people creating something. I think it's really good work that should deserve some recognition, but a classic? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 I said "trying" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 (gets gas) Hm, I thought only FrigidSoul did that to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 Gosh. What an absolutely thought-provoking response. Truly, one that should be put on a pedestal and admired. Why, the seas parted after you posted that one. Such wild analysis and observeration. Please, grace us with another... Perhaps a "This thread is potty" or the classic "+1" that people like you post here so frequently. Maybe one of those hilariously sarcastic "OMG" posts. Now that this thread has graced the much-honoured Hardcore Discussion folder, you can do all these things and more. Oh, a FrigidSoul remark, how my heart beats in anticipation for the next one! Again! Again! At first I thought this thread being in this folder was a bad thing, but my eyes are open now. Open to this new world of irreverent wit and stinging jabs all under the guise of absolutely retarded one-liners. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 And I *really* don't understand why this is in Hardcore Discussion as the story is 100% ON TOPIC. The topic being: However, just say, in a hypothetical situation, you are Brian Gerwitz (Or whatever is name is). A wrestler walks in to your office and asks you to put down your Cyclops action figure for a moment and talk to him. He wants to know why you are running a losing streak gimmick for Matt Hardy, and what you hope to accomplish with it. He asks you how on earth this does something positive for his career. What is your answer? I'd like some explanation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2004 Gosh. What an absolutely thought-provoking response. Truly, one that should be put on a pedestal and admired. Why, the seas parted after you posted that one. Such wild analysis and observeration. Please, grace us with another... Perhaps a "This thread is potty" or the classic "+1" that people like you post here so frequently. Maybe one of those hilariously sarcastic "OMG" posts. Now that this thread has graced the much-honoured Hardcore Discussion folder, you can do all these things and more. Oh, a FrigidSoul remark, how my heart beats in anticipation for the next one! Again! Again! At first I thought this thread being in this folder was a bad thing, but my eyes are open now. Open to this new world of irreverent wit and stinging jabs all under the guise of absolutely retarded one-liners. (yawn) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2004 You know, and I'm not trying to drag up old bullshit, but I think the HD crowd would have enjoyed and appreciated this as much as the WWE posters. I thought it was great. There was certainly no need to up and kill it. And I'm also not sure why it got moved; maybe the new mod force is trying to encourage more "serious" discussion? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2004 *notices a mod reading thread now; awaits information* ..... *makes hot dogs* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2004 Hmm, guess not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites