Give It Up for SpongeBob MOTHERFUCKING Squarepants

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

 

This goes out to Lord of the Curry, my girlfriend, and the SpongeBob Squarepants t-shirt we bought at Zellers last Sunday.

 

SpongeBob wants to know, do you wanna ROCK?

 

Could the Carebear stare knock out SpongeBob? That is the question, hussies.

[razazteca]

Where is Flying Dutchman?

 

Could the Carebear stare knock out SpongeBob? That is the question, hussies.

Sponge Bob is so high on Meth that he would no sell the Carebear Stare and counter attack by throwing Crabby Patties at them.

[MrRant]

This SpongeBob > Your SpongeBob

 

[NYU]

This Spongebob > Other Spongebobs

 

 

American Greetings Corp. calls it a regrettable printing error.

 

Somehow, boxes of SpongeBob SquarePants Valentine's Day cards are popping up in local Wal-Mart stores -- but the popular cartoon character found inside isn't his traditional yellow color.

 

He's black. And with his trademark big teeth and wide eyes, this SpongeBob seems similar to offensive images of African Americans portrayed in minstrel shows decades ago.

 

American Greetings officials said Thursday they were surprised and puzzled when the Free Press made them aware of a complaint about the product.

 

"We absolutely fell out of our chairs when we saw it," said Carol Miller, director of business development for the Cleveland-based company. "We're obviously going to be talking to Wal-Mart as well as Nickelodeon . . . to offer our sincere apologies for this product making it to market."

 

Miller said the cards, which were printed and packaged in China, are mistakes, but she and other officials said they were trying to determine how that happened.

 

David Blinderman, director of global product development for the company, said the printing facility is one of the company's most reliable.

 

"Culturally, the guys on press in China wouldn't have the faintest idea of who a SpongeBob was or who a black SpongeBob was," Blinderman said.

 

Jemeka Garcia of Flint Township was skeptical of a mistake, in part because the cards appear to be well made. Garcia and her husband, Scott, complained to the Free Press earlier this week after their 6-year-old daughter discovered the different SpongeBob. The family purchased the cards at a Wal-Mart near their home so the girl could hand them out to her first-grade classmates.

 

"I want to know why the person did it," Jemeka Garcia said Thursday. "That's kind of a horrible prank. And what if some kid gets it" as a valentine?

 

A Wal-Mart official said customers who want refunds can have them, but there were no plans to take the boxes off shelves. "It was a very popular item, and there aren't very many left out there," said corporate spokeswoman Danette Thompson. She said the company had received no other complaints.

 

The cards -- branded as "Nickelodeon 34 Foil Valentines" and selling for $2.74 -- are exclusive to Wal-Mart. Officials said they were widely distributed across the country, but they would not say how many had been produced. The Free Press checked a Wal-Mart in Roseville and found the cards. There are 68 Wal-Mart stores in Michigan.

 

SpongeBob stars on the Nickelodeon cable channel. The show chronicles the cluelessly optimistic meanderings of a bright-eyed sponge, who lives in a pineapple in the underwater city of Bikini Bottom.

 

Jemeka Garcia said she's already gone out and replaced the offensive SpongeBobs for her daughter.

 

"I went and bought her some Scooby-Doos."

Credit: Detroit Free Press

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Spongebob is great under any circumstances.

[Nevermortal]

Spongebob is a gay icon.

[Spaceman Spiff]

 

"Meow."

[razazteca]

Spongebob is a gay icon.

That would be Squidworth who is voice by Charles Nelson Reighly

[RavishingRickRudo]

LOTC is your girlfriend?

 

RRR: Thinking he read that wrong.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

LOTC is your girlfriend?

 

RRR: Thinking he read that wrong.

..if only I was that lucky...

[MrRant]

Did you MILF his mom?

[Lord of The Curry]

*Sniff*

 

I'm touched Banky.

 

If they were real, I'd give you a Krabby Patty for this one.

 

Spongebob so fucking owns. It's the best kids show that shouldn't be a kids show. There's tons of innuendo and metaphors on the show that the kids won't get. And Plankton is the most deliciously evil foil in the history of cartoons. (Well, maybe not but he's damn good.)

[Lord of The Curry]

Spongebob is a gay icon.

That would be Squidworth who is voice by Charles Nelson Reighly

It's Squidward and the dude who voices him is named Robert Bumpus aka Best Name Ever.

 

The stereotypes/character metaphors are SO written on the wall.

 

Squidward- Gay art-fag, jaded by society and disenchanted with his life.

Mr. Krabs- Capitalistic representation of post-war America (He served in the Navy)

Patrick- Resident pothead.

Sandy- Representation of the "strong but feminine" female we've become used to seeing.

Mrs. Puff- Meant to represent the current shitty educational climate.

Gary- God. Maybe not.

 

Spongebob still has me kinda stuck. The guy who created him called him the eternal man-child. I'm not so sure about that one.

[razazteca]

On the Conan O'Brian show the creater said he got the voice from an angry midget from an audition in Hollywood.

[dubq]

 

This goes out to Lord of the Curry, my girlfriend, and the SpongeBob Squarepants t-shirt we bought at Zellers last Sunday.

 

SpongeBob wants to know, do you wanna ROCK?

 

Could the Carebear stare knock out SpongeBob? That is the question, hussies.

So, when does the " This isn't the 'Stupid Crap' folder, so don't post any," rule kick in?

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

So, when does the " This isn't the 'Stupid Crap' folder, so don't post any," rule kick in?

 

The black Spongebob thinks you are a racist......

[dubq]

Hey, I'm just pointing out that this is the same type of thing that Mole posted [Cavemen vs Astronauts] yet got shit on for, and by this thread's starter nonetheless.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Hey, I'm just pointing out that this is the same type of thing that Mole posted [Cavemen vs Astronauts] yet got shit on for, and by this thread's starter nonetheless.

he still thinks you are racist.....

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Hey, I'm just pointing out that this is the same type of thing that Mole posted [Cavemen vs Astronauts] yet got shit on for, and by this thread's starter nonetheless.

Open your mouth - I've got a present for you....

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Oh boy, candy!

[dubq]

Hey, I'm just pointing out that this is the same type of thing that Mole posted [Cavemen vs Astronauts] yet got shit on for, and by this thread's starter nonetheless.

Open your mouth - I've got a present for you....

Oh boy!

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Hey, I'm just pointing out that this is the same type of thing that Mole posted [Cavemen vs Astronauts] yet got shit on for, and by this thread's starter nonetheless.

Open your mouth - I've got a present for you....

Oh boy!

Why must you lust over my cock?

[dubq]

EDIT/DBL-POST

[dubq]

Hey, I'm just pointing out that this is the same type of thing that Mole posted [Cavemen vs Astronauts] yet got shit on for, and by this thread's starter nonetheless.

Open your mouth - I've got a present for you....

Oh boy!

Why must you lust over my cock?

Funny how you're always the first person to bring it into the thread, then, hm? Hey, I'm not the one who keeps talking about shoving it in other guys' mouthes. That'd be.. er.. oh, yeah: you.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Hey, I'm just pointing out that this is the same type of thing that Mole posted [Cavemen vs Astronauts] yet got shit on for, and by this thread's starter nonetheless.

Open your mouth - I've got a present for you....

Oh boy!

Why must you lust over my cock?

Funny how you're always the first person to bring it into the thread, then, hm? Hey, I'm not the one who keeps talking about shoving it in other guys' mouthes. That'd be.. er.. oh, yeah: you.

Obviously, y'all want my cock since there's always at least one poster in each thread trying to cash in off my shit. Just leave me alone, and I'll be less concerned about you Banky cockmongers.

[dubq]

Hey, I'm just pointing out that this is the same type of thing that Mole posted [Cavemen vs Astronauts] yet got shit on for, and by this thread's starter nonetheless.

Open your mouth - I've got a present for you....

Oh boy!

Why must you lust over my cock?

Funny how you're always the first person to bring it into the thread, then, hm? Hey, I'm not the one who keeps talking about shoving it in other guys' mouthes. That'd be.. er.. oh, yeah: you.

Obviously, y'all want my cock since there's always at least one poster in each thread trying to cash in off my shit. Just leave me alone, and I'll be less concerned about you Banky cockmongers.

You say that as if it means anything to me. Banky? Banky who? Oh you mean the guy who has nothing worthwhile to say, hence most of his time being spent in HD?

 

 

 

Never heard of 'em.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

You've got me pegged. Now get to steppin'.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

s'up with the care bears Banky?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

s'up with the care bears Banky?

The CareBears are fucking punk.

 

 

Thats whats up.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

 

Now THAT'S punk as fuck