I have kidnapped Damien Gonzalez

[Guest The Fallen Angel]

I have him chained to a door in my basement, where I am forcing him to watch every wrestling match in my collection. After he views them I force him to tell me what he thought and his match rating for it. He is getting 3 meals a day and can shower once a week. For proof I will send one of you his New York Yankees baseball jersey. He will not be released until I get a total of $1 Million dollars from The SmartMarks message board.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Sorry, pal. TSM doesn't negotiate with terrorists.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I have him chained to a door in my basement, where I am forcing him to watch every wrestling match in my collection. After he views them I force him to tell me what he thought and his match rating for it. He is getting 3 meals a day and can shower once a week. For proof I will send one of you his New York Yankees baseball jersey. He will not be released until I get a total of $1 Million dollars from The SmartMarks message board.

Boring.

[Guest Anglesault]

As MVP of this board, I feel the need to be the top negotiator for Dames' release.

 

 

I'll get around to it later.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Dames who?...

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

The Fallen Angel Posted on Mar 13 2004, 09:35 AM

 

If we pay 2 million can we get his shins back aswell?

[Jingus 0]

Oh come on, we all know that Popick really runs things around here.

[Guest Mosaicv2]

Dames who?...

[Guest Astro]

I just hope Frigid Soul doesn't find him first

[Guest Fook]

You can keep him. We're doing fine without him.

[Youth N Asia 0]

3 meals a day? A Shower? I think he's well set.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

As MVP of this board

BWAHAHAHHAHA

 

*wipes tears out of eyes*

 

This thread sucks. I expected better from you Agnes.

[Youth N Asia 0]

At first I thought you said "Elian Gonzalez." Where as we would have given you anything to get him back

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Come home soon Dames, come home soon.

[Guest Anglesault]

As MVP of this board

BWAHAHAHHAHA

 

*wipes tears out of eyes*

 

This thread sucks. I expected better from you Agnes.

Wow, another case of cwm seeing my name and avatar and scrolling down.

[Slayer 0]

*picks up phone*

 

"Hello, TSM, I have kidnapped Anglesault, and will not return him unless... hello? Hello?"

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

go away Anglesault, you're wasting precious Oxygen.

[Guest Anglesault]

go away Anglesault, you're wasting precious Oxygen.

Well, if oxygen is the problem, maybe you should stop cutting down all the trees, Paul.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

How can you two be fighting at a time like this! For all we know, Dames could be tied up and a tiny lil spider could be walking towards him right now, as we speak. My god, the fear in that poor little soul... I can almost feel it myself.

 

*Lights another candle*

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

You fools are actually playing along with this?

[justsoyouknow 0]

go away Anglesault, you're wasting precious Oxygen.

Well, if oxygen is the problem, maybe you should stop cutting down all the trees, Paul.

That would be a valid comeback if he were still a lumberjack.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Once a lumberjack...always a lumberjack...

 

Cause ya know...

 

Once ya go 'jack, ya never go back.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Once a lumberjack...always a lumberjack...

 

Cause ya know...

 

Once ya go 'jack, ya never go back.

There was nothing Amazing about that post, Rando.

[Youth N Asia 0]

Once a lumberjack...always a lumberjack...

 

Cause ya know...

 

Once ya go 'jack, ya never go back.

There was nothing Amazing about that post, Rando.

*ba-dum-ching*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

you can't expect rando to bring the amazing every post. he's human after all

[Angle-plex 0]

This thread sucks. I expected better from you Agnes.

What the fuck are you bringing me into this for?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

At first I thought you said "Elian Gonzalez." Where as we would have given you anything to get him back

Didn't you see the racial draft? The puerto ricans claimed him for good. We can't do shit about it anymore.

[Chuck Woolery 0]

...Elian Gonzalez was Cuban.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Is kidnapping an administrator an automatic ban or just a WWE folder suspension?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

...Elian Gonzalez was Cuban.

Watch Chappelle Show, then you'll get the joke.