Something Fucked Up

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

So last night I went to this kegger that was put on by Medicine students. Y'know, trying to become doctors. Anyway, I didn't care, I went regardless of the fact they were all going to be tools. So I tap the keg. Put the cup to my mouth, and y'know what i tasted? STRAWBERRY FLAVOURED BEER. Who the fuck drinks strawberry flavoured beer except pussy medicine students. If only I brought my pink panties I woulda been set.

 

Regardless

 

I drank it. A lot of it. Now my stomach hurts.

[Highland 0]

You're a Dennis Leary fan, aren't you?

[Jingus 0]

Dammit, I saw this topic earlier, I should've thought of saying what Naibus said. Say no to drugs, kids, they really DO kill brain cells.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

You're a Dennis Leary fan, aren't you?

No. I'm a Banky fan.

[TSA09 0]

Strawberry flavored? What the fuck is that? Did it get alittle better the more you drank?

[snuffbox 0]

[Guest Mosaicv2]

Dammit, I saw this topic earlier, I should've thought of saying what Naibus said. Say no to drugs, kids, they really DO kill brain cells.

BEER kills brain cells too!!!!

[Mik 0]

Dammit, I saw this topic earlier, I should've thought of saying what Naibus said.  Say no to drugs, kids, they really DO kill brain cells.

BEER kills brain cells too!!!!

nah ah

[Slayer 0]

Strawberry beer leads to broken cherries

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Strawberry flavored? What the fuck is that? Did it get alittle better the more you drank?

I never really thought about it. I just drank. Now I'm kinda gassy.

[justsoyouknow 0]

My friend that just started drinking hates the taste of beer. So the guy whose house we party at's girlfriend gave my friend a sip of her drink...Andre Sumante (spelling?) $3 champagne. So, my friend decided that he loves it, and now every weekend, he buys it to drink...the Strawberry kind. We don't have the heart to tell him that it's a girl drink.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

My friend that just started drinking hates the taste of beer. So the guy whose house we party at's girlfriend gave my friend a sip of her drink...Andre Sumante (spelling?) $3 champagne. So, my friend decided that he loves it, and now every weekend, he buys it to drink...the Strawberry kind. We don't have the heart to tell him that it's a girl drink.

Girl Drink Drunk's are the best. Its ok. I got hammered off of Mike's Hard Lemonade up in the mountains once. I think the elevation turned me into a bitch.

[justsoyouknow 0]

The only time I've had Mike's Hard Lemonade are when I'm already drunk and we've run out of beer and the only thing left is Mike's. I hate those things with a passion. It's like pure sugar.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

The only time I've had Mike's Hard Lemonade are when I'm already drunk and we've run out of beer and the only thing left is Mike's. I hate those things with a passion. It's like pure sugar.

Did you guys have Boomerang out there at all? Well its this Lemon beer shit that tastes like a cooler but is still sort of a beer. Whoa, one time I traded 3 of my beers for 3 of those fuckers - I drank them in 10 minutes and nearly barfed all over myself. My piss was pure concentrate. When I wanna get loaded, I'll drink anything. Even my own piss - if it has enough alcohol in it.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I don't think we do...but then again, I'm never really looking for Lemon flavored beer. We had to stop letting my friend go to the store to pick out the beer, because he'd always pick something new every time. We'll tell him to get Budweiser, or Coors, or Dos Equis (good shit), or Corona, or whatever we're in the mood for that night, and he'll show up like 15 minutes later with something nobody has ever had before. "Here, guys, I got Pabst Blue Ribbon! We've never had this before, and it's good to try new things!" "Hey, guys, I picked up some Labatt Blue! Nobody's tried it, so I figured we'd try something new!" "Hey, guys, I took all the money you gave me and bought a shitload of Guiness, even though nobody here likes Guiness!"

 

That asshole.

[Nevermortal 0]

Beer is vile swill.

[haVoc 0]

That sounds worst then that new flavored Vodka. Fuckin' kids today. Next thing you know they will make a beer smoothie which will be healthy for you.

 

The person who invented wine coolers should be shot for all the shit they started.

[Guest Mosaicv2]

Dammit, I saw this topic earlier, I should've thought of saying what Naibus said.  Say no to drugs, kids, they really DO kill brain cells.

BEER kills brain cells too!!!!

nah ah

yeah ah... example: FRICKIN BEER COMMERICALS

[Art Sandusky 0]

Why do what I call the "tasty beer-ish drinks" get such a bad rap? I love 'em. Regular beer tastes like ass and a half.

[Guest Mosaicv2]

Why do what I call the "tasty beer-ish drinks" get such a bad rap? I love 'em. Regular beer tastes like ass and a half.

Labatt is probably the only beer I drink... Guiness & Samuel are good too... but the other are just NASTY... sorry its my opinion... thats why im not much of a beer fan

[justsoyouknow 0]

Guiness tastes like an old boot.

[Guest HungryJack]

Labatt's Blue is awesome.

 

You all suck.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Guiness tastes like an old boot.

You don't deserve to like Guinness.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Beer & Alcohol is for fags.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Beer & Alcohol is for fags.

Seeing that picture of you has effectively ruined every one of your posts.

[Slayer 0]

I'll carry the torch from here

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Seeing that picture of you has effectively ruined every one of your posts.

Which pic?

 

And ruined it for whom, me or you?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Seeing that picture of you has effectively ruined every one of your posts.

Which pic?

 

And ruined it for whom, me or you?

The mystique of "this thread is ghey".

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Guiness tastes like an old boot.

Guiness is amazing.

 

At my sisters wedding, they had Guiness at the free bar. I drank drank drank drank drank - I seriously didn't need to eat for the next 3 days.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Granted, I did have it warm. Maybe it's better cold. I don't know.