Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 The Mysterious One’s Take On The Smart Marks: OAOAST Drama Past and Present. It is I, The Mysterious One, once again bringing you the shit at TSM. After all of the recent “drama” involving the OAOAST, I thought it would be interesting to Delve into the past of the OAOAST. In my research I found over THIRTY “drama” threads. I’ve selected the best and most relevant for this article and I will do my best to explain things to you all. Please remember that many of these threads are old and have posts missing from them due to the different board updates. Something that CWM and Chokun One are still whining about like little bitches. In the beginning there was One And Only Anglesault Thread Founded by CWM as a feeble attempt at a joke it quickly blossomed into a thread where Anglesault and TrebleCharged engaged in a flame war. While TrebleCharged made intelligent well reasoned posts, Anglesault responded with the ultimate weapon…emoticons. Treble was obviously outmatched and soon gave up on ever making Anglesault realize that everyone hated him (Something people are still trying to tell him.) In time the thread became a battle royal type thread and eventually a full fledged efed with two weekly TV shows and a monthly ppv. This didn’t go over so well with many of the original members who liked the spontaneity of the original OAOAST. The main proponents of that style were CWM, Superstar, Angleplex, Alfdogg, Caboose, Big Mclargehuge, Some Guy,e venflowddt and Sandman9000. Popick, Tony149, Zack Malibu, and Spiderpoet led the “modernists”. At first things between the two factions were fine, both sides were content to do their own thing but eventually the opposing viewpoints started to but heads. One day The Superstar posted this thread: Innocent Start To The DramaFrom that point on tensions began to rise and the OAOAST stopped being a happy little efed. Eventually things got to the point where the founder of the efed Cobainwasmurdered quit. CWM had had enough of Popick’s and others actions. CWM Quits Leaves Obvious Joke Alone #4414141 (..Oh I geuss I didn't) CWM was angered because Popick, Anglesault, and Tony149 were treating his close friends Superstar and Angleplex as complete and utter jokes. CWM’s actions led to the greatest OAOAST moment ever…he made Popick cry: Popick Cries...CWM'S Only Good Contribution The OAOAST was never the same. From this point on things began to worsen. Many of the old guard such as TheSoleSurvivor, Some Guy, BigMclargeHuge, and Mariologan left the efed bitter and disenchanted with the way things were now being run. Things once again came to a head when Caboose decided to leave the OAOAST for good. He wanted to go out big so the OAOAST in a questionable move decided to literally kill him off. Popick decided to have Sandman kill Caboose, when questioned Sandman was quoted as saying, “i didn't even know I was going to "kill" him”. Caboose played a Sting type role and made his entrance by lowering from the arena ceiling. On the night in question Popick had Sandman cut Caboose’s cord and fall to his death. Then he had Sandman utter a tasteless Owen Joke where he took responsibility for killing Owen. Unfortunately this segment was completely deleted but we still have the feedback thread for the show: The Start Of Caboose Drama Caboose quickly followed this up by telling Popick and his faction off and quitting totally. Caboose Quits #1 This was a sad chapter in OAOAST history. Popick had in fact before the Show was posted bragged to CWM (with whom he had gained an uneasy truce) that the mystery of Owen’s death would be solved. His stupid and callous acts caused most of the efed to turn on him. So Popick got desperate: Popick goes for teh sympathy (Caboose Drama) Zack Malibu had missed much of the drama and when he returned voiced his feelings: Zack on Caboose Drama After this drama things began to deteriorate faster and faster for the OAOAST. Superstar had left the efed after being involved in some major Popick bashing. So he created another posted named: Undisputed. He used this character because he felt that as Superstar he wasn’t getting pushed because of certain people’s biasis against him…turned out he was right: Supes Continues teh drama (First Drama} When he admitted to being Undisputed he angered some people, chiefly Spiderpoet, with whom this writer has no beef with whatsoever: Spiderpoet's fling with Drama Superstar was not the only one unhappy about how he was treated. Angleplex had been with the efed since near the start but he had been the biggest joke in the efed. He was treated like shit and made to job like a bitch despite his contributions. So he quit: Agnes quits #1 People seemed to believe that after Angleplex’s departure that things would settle down but there was one more OAOAST member who was unhappy: Sandman9000 Drama EXPLOSION~! Sandman was friends with all of the posters who had quit and wanted to solve things. Unfortunetly this was not to be and when things didn’t improve he also quit: Sandman Quits #1 Things soon settled down. After a few months CWM agreed to return as did Superstar, Caboose, and to an extent Angleplex. Then the current drama hit: Current Drama #1 Current Drama #2 Current Drama #3 The OAOAST was once again torn apart into opposing camps and feuds started to bubble to the surface. FrigidSoul who went about stirring up Drama and lying to mods and members via PM’s did not help things. His actions have led many to believe that he is either a PBP or a fucking idiot…either works. Frigidsoul wanted to start a OAOAPT with Angleplex as a figurehead. So he founded this board: http://www.shootproject.net/snkt/apf/index.php?act=idx Real great stuff eh? The fact that Angleplex hasn’t posted there ONCE hasn’t registered with good ol’ FS. Nor the fact that no one gives two shits about him. The lesson here is that people take EFED’S too fucking serious. Efed’s are supposed to be a relaxation. People join them not to argue and play politics but to have fun. But for some reason that just doesn’t happen. It seems every efed has a few men who want to control everything, who seek to dominant and be in charge and thus ruin other people’s fun. Here is my view on the men I think have ruined the OAOAST: Cobainwasmurdered: He started the efed and when the drama started to develop instead of trying to solve things he sat back and let Popick and Tony149 take control. A true dumbass or as he’d say a “Rue ssadmud~!!11”. Tony149: Tony was invited to appear on a OAOAST show as a thank you for his help in getting the OAOAST space in the General Chat folder way back when. But he quickly assumed control as a (and eventually THE) head booker. His obsession with organizing everything took much of the spontaneity out of the efed which was the main reason so many people joined. He meant well but as they say, the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Anglesault: Does jack for writing or anything else but yet gets to be top of the card because he was the namesake of the efed. Never mind the talented writers who give up and join the SWF where you get placed where you’re writing ability places you. Stephen Popick: Where to start? The “man” was only allowed to become a booker because no one else wanted the job (and CWM asked EVERYONE). His need to be booked over others and his poor treatment of the posters who came before led directly to almost all of the drama that would happen. He had the balls to whine about Angleplex and Superstar’s parody of his COUGHfictionalCOUGH fiancée but yet was just fine with Writing something without Sandman’s knowledge where Sandman took responsibility for Owen Hart’s death. That was truly “Unfucking called for.”. Not only did he do all this but also any time someone criticized him he edited the post, deleted it or closed the thread. How insecure do you have to be? Add to all of that his constant bragging about “Saving the board”. God good man, I’d have lent Dames the money if he asked, so would have 50 others. You did a nice thing but shut up already. Doing that doesn’t mean you should get preferential treatment. YOU SUCK. You try to act cool but you’re a fucking computer nerd. YOU CRIED WHEN SOMEONE CALLED YOU NAMES ON THE INTERNET! Get.A.Life. That’s all the shit I can stand for now. Tune in next time when I do an exclusive interview with a number of past OAOAST members to get their feelings. Thank you's: Caboose Alfdogg Angleplex Superstar Sandman (Couldn't have wrote this without you)
Sandman9000 Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 I still maintain that I am partially responsible for the death of that place. I'm the one who really made the transition from "parody" e-fed to "serious" e-fed. I'd say me more than Tony on that list, who never really did anything outside of organizing.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 CWM Quits Leaves Obvious Joke Alone #4414141 (..Oh I geuss I didn't) I HATE YOU. Good read though.
Angle-plex Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 Good article. I'm looking foward to part 2. And why does everyone take responsiblity for the fed turning serious? I'll be different: I had nothing to do with the feds serious turn. I blame everyone else. DAUGHTER FROM DANANG~!
MrRant Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 Wants swift (insert something here) on CWM for posting this.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 Wants swift (BIG JIGGLY TITTIES) on CWM for posting this. *follows Rant's directions and then leaves with a little waddle in his step*
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 CWM: Get a new hobby.
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 Sigh. People people. After talking to Banky I've realised that you get the impression I care about this shit. I do not. I shit on the OAOAST and Piss on you all. I don't care about any of this. I'm mocking those who get their panties in a knot over efeds. TMO is the real deal. CWM is the stupid side of my personality.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 OAOAST should die.
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 I have a shotgun you could use. Just let me wipe the blood off
Golgo 13 Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 I'm very confused, very hurt, and am actually crying right now over the situation that has been handed to us. ... I've gone through about 4 Kleenex's just remembering. There's nothing I can add to this.
alfdogg Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 Hey, I got a thank you. No clue why...but it's there. *sniff*
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 Hey, I got a thank you. No clue why...but it's there. *sniff* Pity Alf. Pity.
Nevermortal Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 Anyone think that Popick looks like a younger, retarded Bill Gates?
Perfxion Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 Crying? He was crying over shit on a message board efed? What the fuck? This is just level of bullshit I am sad to see. Atleast Johnson wasn't crying with his stupid shit.
Ripper Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 *reads THE SAGA~! where 90% of the board members were killed, some were written into threesomes yet noone took it personally*
Lightning Flik Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 *reads THE SAGA~! where 90% of the board members were killed, some were written into threesomes yet noone took it personally* Ahem. Bullshit. I had been personally pissed off with Adam about being made a minor character that was killed immediately in two moments notice. *sniffs* ... I never got a chance to show off my acting skills. This post has been brought to you by the creative folks from Sarcasm Is Noticable Corporation and this poster.
Stephen Joseph Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 That's a heavily biased piece. Let it die.
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 more like heavily truthful. I talked to people who were on both sides about it.
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...topic=20441&hl=
Stephen Joseph Posted March 17, 2004 Report Posted March 17, 2004 more like heavily truthful. I talked to people who were on both sides about it. I'm sure you did. Seeing as how it was conviently left out that quite a few people were pissed off about it Where was SP's thoughts, Tony's, AngleSault's, Eskimo's, PRL's and the others? That's right...they weren't Congrats, you're the Fox News of TSM. Fair and balanced my ass.
Guest Dids Posted March 17, 2004 Report Posted March 17, 2004 FWIW, Popkick's been nothing but cool since I've joined OAOAST. I'm somewhat staggered that y'all folks care so much about this stuff. Isn't a message board supposed to be a fun distraction from real life?
alfdogg Posted March 17, 2004 Report Posted March 17, 2004 Where was SP's thoughts, Tony's, AngleSault's, Eskimo's, PRL's and the others? You can find AS' and also Tony's thoughts in one of the three above threads (not sure which). SP's thoughts can be found in this thread, as well as more from Tony. As for Eskimo and PRL, I haven't seen them here in a while, so I don't know about them. There, now we have thoughts from both sides, just because I'm a fair and unbiased guy.
Angle-plex Posted March 17, 2004 Report Posted March 17, 2004 That's a heavily biased piece. Let it die. You know what? He's right. That article was uncalled for.
Ripper Posted March 17, 2004 Report Posted March 17, 2004 But was it FUCKING uncalled for? What uncalled for and that article do behind closed doors is none of your business.. *ducks various fruits and meat products*
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