MrRant 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2004 Does anyone else have toilets at their work/home that you would be afraid to be sitting on if flushed for fear the force of the flush would send you to an alternate dimension? We have them at work where I figure it you were sitting on it while it flushed the force of it would suck your BUTT into the drain. I always make sure to be far away when flushing these toilets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2004 Are you drunk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Papacita 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2004 We have a bunch of toilets like that on campus...which is why 9 times out of 10, if I have to take a shit, I'll hold it til I get home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2004 One time I used one and I swear I got a blowjob. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 18, 2004 I wish I had one of those things in my house. It makes shit time fun time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2004 Oh yeah, I've encountered a few like that. The ones where, if you're still sitting on them when you flush, you suddenly feel like you're sitting on the spout of Old Faithful at eruption time. While during an earthquake. On the positive side: they tend to need much, much less cleaning than weaker toilets, as all the little "remnants" get sucked into the mighty void. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Addy 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2004 I've never sat on a toilet in my life. I prefer to just hover. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2004 Too much power is better than not enough when it comes to toilets... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 19, 2004 ba-whoosh The Ferguson is the Stratovarius of toilets, and my old man could play it like a violin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2004 It gives you a nice breeze on your ass. And hey, if any body part needs some cooling off, it'd probably be the ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted March 19, 2004 Al Bundy would approve of them rant. Are you being unBundylike? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
