MrRant Posted March 17, 2004 Report Posted March 17, 2004 Does anyone else have toilets at their work/home that you would be afraid to be sitting on if flushed for fear the force of the flush would send you to an alternate dimension? We have them at work where I figure it you were sitting on it while it flushed the force of it would suck your BUTT into the drain. I always make sure to be far away when flushing these toilets.
Papacita Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 We have a bunch of toilets like that on campus...which is why 9 times out of 10, if I have to take a shit, I'll hold it til I get home.
Nevermortal Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 One time I used one and I swear I got a blowjob.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 I wish I had one of those things in my house. It makes shit time fun time.
Jingus Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 Oh yeah, I've encountered a few like that. The ones where, if you're still sitting on them when you flush, you suddenly feel like you're sitting on the spout of Old Faithful at eruption time. While during an earthquake. On the positive side: they tend to need much, much less cleaning than weaker toilets, as all the little "remnants" get sucked into the mighty void.
Addy Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 I've never sat on a toilet in my life. I prefer to just hover.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 Too much power is better than not enough when it comes to toilets...
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted March 19, 2004 Report Posted March 19, 2004 ba-whoosh The Ferguson is the Stratovarius of toilets, and my old man could play it like a violin.
Nevermortal Posted March 19, 2004 Report Posted March 19, 2004 It gives you a nice breeze on your ass. And hey, if any body part needs some cooling off, it'd probably be the ass.
Guest El Satanico Posted March 19, 2004 Report Posted March 19, 2004 Al Bundy would approve of them rant. Are you being unBundylike?
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