Jingus Does It Again

[Zack Malibu 0]

USWO results from last night in Madison, TN before 125 fans: John Caesar b Slade, Slacker J b Xander Blaze, Joker b Ghetto J, Hot Rod Biggs b Dan the Man, Jingus & ODB (managed by Scott Hudson) b Athena & Traci Brooks, Thug Jones NC Gary Valiant, Shane Eden & Hammerjack b Arrick Andrews & Ryder to win tag titles

 

Yep, our very own Big J not only got back in the ring with Athena, but with Traci Brooks as well (that's "Traci With An I", the valet of Michael Shane and Shane Douglas from NWA:TNA in case you didn't know, and she's pretty hawt~! herself). We salute you, Jingus, for getting down and dirty with the girls many of us would like to get down and dirty with.

 

On a lesser note...Scott Hudson as your manager? How did that get setup?

[razazteca 0]

Was it another crazy gimmick match like the food fight?

[Jingus 0]

No, just a straight match this time, though I spent most of it getting repeatedly choked by Athena, Traci, their manager, and any other heels who had some spare time. I couldn't really do much, because I was sick as hell and had just driven 500 miles earlier in the day, so I was pretty much dead (and I plain suck as a wrestler, too.) My best move were a couple of Sid-like "axhandles" off the second rope. The finish: Athena gave me a nutshot, but I no-sold it because, unlike OAOAST's hulking dumbass JINGUS, in real life I had the foresight to wear a cup. Then I took out the cup and smashed it against Athena's face til she tapped out. As for Scott, he was just there to protect a fellow member of the Brotherhood of Wrestling Announcers (read: he's a friend of Athena's). Photos of the match will be on the website sometime soon, I'll post a link here whenever they're up.

[Guest Jimbo]

So more or less, you wiped your crotch all over Athena's face?

 

J*ingus rules.

[DangerousDamon 0]

No, just a straight match this time, though I spent most of it getting repeatedly choked by Athena, Traci, their manager, and any other heels who had some spare time. I couldn't really do much, because I was sick as hell and had just driven 500 miles earlier in the day, so I was pretty much dead (and I plain suck as a wrestler, too.) My best move were a couple of Sid-like "axhandles" off the second rope. The finish: Athena gave me a nutshot, but I no-sold it because, unlike OAOAST's hulking dumbass JINGUS, in real life I had the foresight to wear a cup. Then I took out the cup and smashed it against Athena's face til she tapped out. As for Scott, he was just there to protect a fellow member of the Brotherhood of Wrestling Announcers (read: he's a friend of Athena's). Photos of the match will be on the website sometime soon, I'll post a link here whenever they're up.

I've never lauged harder in my entire life. Jingus, I salute you.

[tekcop 0]

USWO results from last night in Madison, TN...

Where exactly is Madison, Tennessee? Would that be, like, Madison county? If so, that's pretty cool, because I live only about 20 miles from there and other than the occasional show from the Memphis guys and TNA, I don't know of much wrestling that's in driving distance.

[MrRant 0]

You drove all the way back from GA straight to that?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Jingus is my new hero. (Throws away picture of Chris Benoit)

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Hey tekcop, which town do you live in? I live in Jackson, Tennessee.

[tekcop 0]

Hey tekcop, which town do you live in? I live in Jackson, Tennessee.

Reagan, but I went to school at Jackson.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

e-mail me your AIM or MSN, I wanna talk to you some time.

 

My e-mail is [email protected].