Notes from Smackdown:(*Spoilers*)

[JoeDirt 0]

I bet heel Booker means no spinaroonie.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I hope Bradshaw repos Eddy's Lo-rider because Eddy didn't Pay his taxes.

"What's Mine Is Mine...and What's Your's Is Mine Too!"

 

 

 

Booker T + Bradshaw = Southern Withdrawal

The Southern Stockholders

Come to think of it...i'd rather see "Teddy Long, Inc."

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I bet heel Booker means no spinaroonie.

Actually he did it more as a heel to gloat.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I hope Bradshaw repos Eddy's Lo-rider because Eddy didn't Pay his taxes.

"What's Mine Is Mine...and What's Your's Is Mine Too!"

 

 

 

Booker T + Bradshaw = Southern Withdrawal

The Southern Stockholders

Come to think of it...i'd rather see "Teddy Long, Inc."

The Wallstreet Inc.

[JoeDirt 0]

I bet heel Booker means no spinaroonie.

Actually he did it more as a heel to gloat.

True...I remember JR bitching about how he didn't need to be doing that, but needed to wrestle instead.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! N!O !NO!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

They are the T Bills!

 

T BILLS!

 

..

 

..

 

T BILLS!

 

T as in Booker T

 

T as in Texas

 

T as in Treasury

 

Bills as in money!@

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Smackdown seems to have benefited the most from the whole deal though.

 

Im still pissed that Teddy Long isn't the GM.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! N!O !NO!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

They are the T Bills!

 

T BILLS!

 

..

 

..

 

T BILLS!

 

T as in Booker T

 

T as in Texas

 

T as in Treasury

 

Bills as in money!@

You have way too much time to think this stuff through...but it does make sense. Also maybe T for Teddy Long.

[JoeDirt 0]

Isn't it a little too early to do a Cena/Frenchy feud? I mean, the kid's going to be great, but he looks like nothing after how he got treated on RAW, and Cena's a pretty big star these days...

[chaosrage 0]

Booker T turning makes no sense, but if that means he's not in a tag team with RVD anymore, then good. And HHH isn't on the same show as RVD afterall. So it all worked out okay.

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

If they expect Eddy vs. Bradshaw to draw...

 

Mass suicide needs to occur in the WWE booking staff.

[JoeDirt 0]

If they expect Eddy vs. Bradshaw to draw...

 

Mass suicide needs to occur in the WWE booking staff.

And another question...

 

Why the hell did they have BRADSHAW get pinned in Simmons' last match?

[deancoles 0]

To make it look more unfair to Faarooq.

[thuganomics 0]

Bradshaw=Hardcore Holly version 2.0

 

Hopefully, he won't turn Eddie in to a whiny bitch that leaves the company to go play baseball or something...

[bobobrazil1984 0]

why not do it the other way around? have Eddie v Bradshaw this week and set up Eddie v Booker as the big SD match the week of the ppv? Doesnt that make more sense? Fans are into Booker and him coming from RAW will give him attention.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

Another set of spoilers:

 

DARK MATCH

Rico d. Jamie Noble with a modified backbreaker.

Noble was on fire in this one, which was probably one of the best matches of the night. This really should have been on Velocity.

 

VELOCITY

Hardcore Holly and Billy Gunn d. Akio and Sakoda via Alabama Slam. Nothing too exiciting, but notyhing offensively bad.

 

Mark Jindrak d. Tyson Dux with a Full Nelson Slam.

Total squash. Odd thing is that Dux apparently hurt himself as he had to be helped to the back, and I'm guessing it wasn't a work because there was no reason for him to be selling the leg.

 

Rikishi and Scotty 2 Hotty d. The FBI by Rikishi Samoan Drop. Another "eh" match.

 

SMACKDOWN

HHH's music starts us off, but instead of HHH, Angle comes out. Angle announces himself the GM opf Smackdown and announces that he has traded HHH for the Dudley Boyz and Booker T. Booker T comes out and cuts a suprisingly heelish promo about how he feels he's better than the Smackdown roster.

 

RVD d. Charlie Haas with a rollup. Okayish match except for RVD's somewhat random selling, although he did seem to be trying for the first time in a while. Finish saw Haas rip off the turnbuckle pad only to get caught in an RVD rollup.

 

Rene Dupree d. Kidman with a Falcon Arrow. In possibly the most important trade yet, FIFI~ HAS BEEN TRADED TO SMACKDOWN! Dupree debuted a new robe and tights. About as exciting as you could expect a Dupree/Kidman match to be.

John Cena comes out afterwards to cut a mildly funny rap on Dupree, welcoming him to Smackdown. Apparently deez nuts is his new catchphrase.

 

Backstage, Eddie greets the new Smackdown superstars, and him and Booker T have a verbal confontatation that leads to a pull-apart brawl. Good stuff from Eddie.

 

Dudleyz d. The Bashams via 3D. Bland as all hell, but thhere was pretty good heat for it.

 

Booker T goes to GM Angle's office and gets himself a title shot, TONIGHT!

 

Chavo d. Spike Dudley with a Gory Special Backbreaker. Dudleyz decide to stay ringside for this one. Chavo Sr. is so awesome in his role. First better than average match of the night, as it was given some time and Spike was given a decent amount of offence.

 

Theodore Long offers his services to Too Cool in a funny little throwaway skit. Teddy might be turning face, since he wasn't doing his usual heel schtick.

 

Brad$haw comes out with new music and a new suit and tie. He basically explains that he's in it for himsaelf for now, and that's why he left Faarooq.

 

Edddie d. Booker T via DQ. Finish saw Edddie hit the Frog Splash, but then BRADSHAW ran in to beat down Eddie. They're pushing BRADSHAW. FUCKING BRADSHAW. IN A MAIN EVENT PROGRAM. Good match although a little sleeper heavy and the ending left a bad taste in my mouth. Post-match Eddie gets his revenge on Bradshaw and celebrates in his low-rider.

 

http://wienerboard.com/thread.php/id=18913

 

I knew all along that merely being traded to Smackdown wasn't going to get RVD a push. I mean, even Rene Dupree has a new storyline from the trade, unlike Van Dam.

[Highland 0]

Bradshaw needed a gimmick change anyway. I know he doesn't have the ring skills, but will the character be more like IRS or Million Dollar Man Lite?

[deancoles 0]

Hardcore-Ass and Mark Jindrak make Velocity look awful unless the Rico/Noble match is on there.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

FIFI~ on Smackdown~

 

Christ... Rob Conway is SCREWED.

[JoeDirt 0]

Sounds okayish.

 

Hopefully RVD gets a good program.

 

Too bad there's no Rey on the show.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

This proves Angle is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

 

 

Bischoff: If you trade me A-Train & Chuck Palumbo, I'll give you.....RICO!

 

Angle: eh....

 

Bischoff: And Jackie!

 

Angle: eh....

 

Bischoff: And you can have Fifi!

 

Angle: Deal! Wooo! (kisses medals)

[JoeDirt 0]

This proves Angle is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

 

 

Bischoff: If you trade me A-Train & Chuck Palumbo, I'll give you.....RICO!

 

Angle: eh....

 

Bischoff: And Jackie!

 

Angle: eh....

 

Bischoff: And you can have Fifi!

 

Angle: Deal! Wooo! (kisses medals)

 

Yeah. Dumb trade.

[Guest Deebo]

Are you fucking kidding me? Triple H back to RAW?

 

So basically no main event talent switched shows in the "major shakeup"

[JoeDirt 0]

Another thought that comes to mind...

 

No taker on this show...

 

Where the hell does he go from here? Not many people he can feud with...maybe Booker, but RVD seems like a better feud for Booker. Maybe Big Show, but he's injured and might be taking time off...any ideas?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Actually it was probably...

 

Bisch: I want back HHH.

 

Angle: NO!

 

Bisch: I'll give you the Dudley Boyz!

 

Angle: Anything else?

 

Bisch: How about Booker T too?

 

Angle: Hmmm...

 

Bisch: Uhmm...how about Fifi too?!

 

Angle: It's a deal. Woo! Those french can kiss my ass! It's true! It's true!

 

Bisch: Now...about A-Train and Chuck Palumbo...

 

Angle: Yes?

 

Bisch: All I can offer is Rico and Jackie...

 

Angle: Throw in some cookies and milk and it's a deal!

 

Bisch: Fine!

 

Angle: WOO!

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Another thought that comes to mind...

 

No taker on this show...

 

Where the hell does he go from here? Not many people he can feud with...maybe Booker, but RVD seems like a better feud for Booker. Maybe Big Show, but he's injured and might be taking time off...any ideas?

Let him squash jobbers and CW's for a few months.

[AndrewTS 0]

The big Bradshaw singles push, just like when they first split the roster.

 

It HAS all begun...again.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Actually it was probably...

 

Bisch: I want back HHH.

 

Angle: NO!

 

Bisch: I'll give you the Dudley Boyz!

 

Angle: Anything else?

 

Bisch: How about Booker T too?

 

Angle: Hmmm...

 

Bisch: Uhmm...how about Fifi too?!

 

Angle: It's a deal. Woo! Those french can kiss my ass! It's true! It's true!

 

Bisch: Now...about A-Train and Chuck Palumbo...

 

Angle: Yes?

 

Bisch: All I can offer is Rico and Jackie...

 

Angle: Throw in some cookies and milk and it's a deal!

 

Bisch: Fine!

 

Angle: WOO!

Trying to upstage me Rando!?! Well....you have. fuck. Back to the porn channels.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Random Heel Turns and Run ins? This truly is a new era.

 

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[The Amazing Rando 0]

Cookies + Milk + Flamboyant Man + Blonde Female = Christmas at HBK's House