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I'm more excited about Chuck Palumbo getting a re-push on RAW,  They should do a big dick gimmick with him.  The guy has a fucking pulge the size of a boxing glove.

Yea...The last BIG DICK gimmick went over huge didn't it.

Which one is that, brainiac?

Mr. Personality himself...Lance Storm.

He had a big dick gimmick? I surely don't recall that one. But you use waste much of of your brainspage on pointless wrestling facts - so I believe you.

If you didn't know that, you must not have watched Heat or the 2 episodes of RAW where Lance Storm was FUNKY CRAZY HAPPY FUN GUY DANCING LANCE STORM~!

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.  Trust me Anglesault will be begging for Orton vs. Cena ironman matches when this is over.

Trust me.

 

I won't.

Hey AS, have you ever thought a guy sucks like you do Jindrak and O'Haire and Orton and Cena now and they actually ended up improving and winning your respect?

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.  Trust me Anglesault will be begging for Orton vs. Cena ironman matches when this is over.

Trust me.

 

I won't.

Hey AS, have you ever thought a guy sucks like you do Jindrak and O'Haire and Orton and Cena now and they actually ended up improving and winning your respect?

I think Brock Lesnar was like that for him. I also seem to remember him hating Edge, but warming up to him over time.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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I'm more excited about Chuck Palumbo getting a re-push on RAW,  They should do a big dick gimmick with him.  The guy has a fucking pulge the size of a boxing glove.

Yea...The last BIG DICK gimmick went over huge didn't it.

Which one is that, brainiac?

Mr. Personality himself...Lance Storm.

He had a big dick gimmick? I surely don't recall that one. But you use waste much of of your brainspage on pointless wrestling facts - so I believe you.

If you didn't know that, you must not have watched Heat or the 2 episodes of RAW where Lance Storm was FUNKY CRAZY HAPPY FUN GUY DANCING LANCE STORM~!

I sure hope you're being facitious, Mr. Dirte.

 

The tone of your post scared me gravely.

Guest Choken One
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he's white..um short hair right? umm...typical frat boy look...yeah...that stands out.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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They need to give him a character before they can push him.

Guest Goodear
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VIOLET COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER~!

I guess being purple would be a unique look wouldn't it?

Guest MikeSC
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(O'Haire) is sent packing to the minors again? Something isn't right with this picture.

 

You're right.

 

After blowing his big shot, why is Sean O'Haire still with the company?

How did he mess up? It's not his fault that Piper was released after getting in trouble for what he said on that HBO interview, and he subsequently getting lost in the shuffle.

It WAS his fault that he managed to drag Rikishi to a far worse match than 'Kish normally has.

 

When you can't hit Rikishi's work level, you are pretty horrid.

 

Honestly, his work in that match rivalled Kronik's work at Unforgiven.

-=Mike

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They should have put a bunch of these "vanilla" young guys with Heyman, and have him be their mouthpiece. Don't call it the Dangerous Alliance or anything, but just put them together. (maybe Heyman says that he was drafted to Raw as the GM, but he quit that and reapplied to get his managerial license) Paul does 99% of the talking, with the big guys looking menacing in the background. Maybe give the kids some mic time at house shows until they get the hang of it, but keep them off the mic while on TV. Hell, I'd rather see SOH & Jindrak (or SOH & Palumbo if they hadn't sent him to Raw) as tag champs than S2H & Rikishi, or the Dudleys, or the Bashams.

 

It's so simple. They feud with other midcarders and tagteams, and then ultimately one or two is turfed from the group and goes face. They then feud with the rest of the stable. Shake and repeat as necessary. If even one or two new people break out to mid-card status, it's an improvement.

Guest Goodear
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Jindrak? Why him and not SOH?SOH has a better look IMHO.

BECAUSE

HE

SUCKS

 

What the hell did these people drink that won't let them see just how freaking awful Shawn O'Haire is?

Posted

Guys like Jindrak, Cade and O'Haire are the reason god created the FFWD button. How many chances can people be given before their mediocrity becomes apparent to those who refuse to see it? Vince and Co. need a reality check and fast.

Guest Dynamite Kido
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I am sorry, could somebody give me the jist of this thread? Anything about Mark Jindrak has the uncanny ability to make me fall asleep.

Posted
I am sorry, could somebody give me the jist of this thread? Anything about Mark Jindrak has the uncanny ability to make me follow asleep.

Well, you see, WWE management has the Mark Jindrak....decided that Mark Jin... Mark Jindrak... decided....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Posted

I'd much rather see Jindrak and O'Haire. If we throw them in to the mix, Smackdown at least has the semblance of a legitimate tag team division...

Posted
I'd much rather see Jindrak and O'Haire. If we throw them in to the mix, Smackdown at least has the semblance of a legitimate tag team division...

How would Jindrak and O'Hair legitimize the tag team division? By being pimped as a green tag team pushed too fast in a company that counted Rick Steiner and Judy f'n Bagwell as tag champs?!?

 

They'd be better off giving the belts to the Duds for the umpteenth time and then retiring them for good.

Guest Coffey
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"BAH GAWD THIS YOUNG STUD, THIS SOUTHPAW ANIMAL IS THE FUTURE OF OUR BUSINESS." - Ross

 

You know it'll happen.

Guest Goodear
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Not on Smackdown it won't.

 

"Damn that left hand..."

 

Anyway, I seemingly have no issue with pushing Cade and/or Jindrak since I think they've essentially been booked to fail from the beginning. Did they ever actually have a heel turn at some point or was the tights pulling supposed to get that across? The WWE basically gave no them no characters and no motivation for breathing, which is always a recipe for success. Its not like I've seen a whole bunch of stuff from them either beyond a few five minute tag matches that basically had them bumping around for the most part.

 

Maybe what I'm saying at this point is that I think I would rather see Jindrak and Cade get a shot rather than watch the Bashams again. I demand NEWER boring teams! :)

Posted
Not on Smackdown it won't.

 

"Damn that left hand..."

 

Anyway, I seemingly have no issue with pushing Cade and/or Jindrak since I think they've essentially been booked to fail from the beginning. Did they ever actually have a heel turn at some point or was the tights pulling supposed to get that across? The WWE basically gave no them no characters and no motivation for breathing, which is always a recipe for success. Its not like I've seen a whole bunch of stuff from them either beyond a few five minute tag matches that basically had them bumping around for the most part.

 

Maybe what I'm saying at this point is that I think I would rather see Jindrak and Cade get a shot rather than watch the Bashams again. I demand NEWER boring teams! :)

They didn't turn, really. The tight pulling and arguing over the belt/tugging it away from Bubba were supposed to make them look like the cocky young upstarts, but everything got dropped for whatever reason, and they became "just another team".

 

Whatever. I'd rather see them attempt with a new, young guy than Rikishi, Bob Holly or Billy Gunn for the millionth time.

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