Guest JMA Report post Posted April 5, 2004 I'd like to see A-Train play Bastion Booger's son--Bastion Booger Jr. The resemblance is uncanny. Seperated At Birth More like "long-lost son." But that does beg the question: Who would have sexual relations with Bastion Booger? This woman is our main candidate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spman 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2004 He's the bastard son of Bastion Booger and Bertha Faye! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2004 I always had an idea for a segment where someone is having a copnversation with Eric Bishoff and suddenly in the background a time machine appears! A wrestler coems out and claims he is the world champion from the year 3000, he has beaten all the competition in his time, and has no more worthy challangers. He has decided to travel back in time and challange the superstars from 1000 years in the past whom his people revere as legends of their time! It could work....maybe. Would he be from the same timeline as The New Breed. If so...PRESIDENT DUSTY FOREVER! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2004 I've got one! Mr. Brittle Bones. The guy comes out all skinny and timid and gets into the ring. He gets tossed into the ropes and something breaks. He screams in pain and has to be stretchered off. Every match this happens as he breaks something new but by some miracle he heals before his next match. Eventually they could have the fans rallying behind him as he fights back despite having broken every bone in his body. As he's wrestling Kevin Nash and he's laying on the ground with everything broken Nash suddenly trips over him and tears his quad! Brittle bones manages to roll himself and captures his first victory! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Oakster Report post Posted April 6, 2004 Mark Henry as a Hired Gun ... the only problem is that Henry thinks he is a gun and so tries to fire himself at people and use his "bullet" powers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted April 7, 2004 Mark Henry does a Homer Simpson-type gimmick where before every match, he has one of the WWE promotions guys fire the "T-shirt gun" at his belly. This is meant to imtimidate his opponent, as they see that his gut is powerful and they won't be able to hurt him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrestlingDeacon 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2004 A guy named "Your Mama." So we get the commentators saying things like "Chris Benoit just suplexed Your Mama" or "Triple H is going to town on Your Mama." Probably be an Asian guy. His finisher can be an ancient Japanese move called "Your Father." So we can have "Triple H just jobbed to Your Father." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted April 7, 2004 During the next Undertaker-Kane match (and you KNOW they're going to have another one), the arena goes black for a minute. Then a bluish-green light comes on. Paul Bearer comes out wearing a doctor's smock to reveal that Kane -- a.k.a. Dr. Isaac Yankem -- has a long-lost brother. The brother is also a doctor, a foot doctor in fact, but he was killed in the Katie Vick car crash as well. And the mind games go on for a while, until a few months later, during a match in which Kane is about to win the WWE title, his brother finally reveals himself: Dr. Stickit Tooum, played by none other than NATHAN JONES!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Your Olympic Hero Report post Posted April 8, 2004 Have Shannon Moore be revealed as the youngest "brother" from Hanson. For added effect, make "MMMbop" his entrance music. OR have Shannon Moore be the illegitimate son of Stan "The Lariat" Hansen and have him carry a bullrope and chew tobacco. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted April 8, 2004 Here's some ideas: Rene Dupree as a cannibal Jamie Noble as a evil "Deliverance" style redneck Test as Val Venis' "fluffer" Rhyno believing he's an ACTUAL rhino Rob Conway as an IWC sympathizer Jon Heidenreich as a Nazi Jerry Lawler as a creepy janitor Al Snow as a living Snowman (complete with crappy costume and Glacier entrance) Mark Henry as a guy who wrongly believes himself to be a skinny, white man Slyvain Grenier as a drag-queen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2004 Shannon Moore the MFer will be come the MILFer and date all of the women of WWE everybody from Lilian Garcia, Sable, Ivory, and eventually becomes part owner after Moore has a relationship with Linda McMahon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2004 Mark Henry as a guy who wrongly believes himself to be a skinny, white man Orrrr since Mark Henry always looks like he's about ready to eat someone he goes around saying "Mark Hungry!" While chasing someone around and licking his chops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2004 -A guy who makes really dated references -Strong Bad -Fred Willard's character from A Mighty Wind (Wha Happened?) -A guy with a comically long attention span -Five guys named Doug -a guy who doesn't know how to wrestle -A guy who can do that thing where you throw cards and they can cut people -Siamese Twins -A guy who thinks he's a Transformer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2004 I saw this on a joke EWR game. He made a character who was injected with an ungodly amount of drugs and went catatonic for a while. When he came back, he looked normal, but every now and then, he would freeze in place and stare out into space. He even went catatonic while he was holding someone for a tiger suplex. It took them a while to get untangled when he was still catatonic and hooking him up in the suplex. It was a pretty funny character. He even spent 4 weeks laying in a hallway not moving as people passed him by. No one noticed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
