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Guest Adrian 3:16
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Am I the only one who can honestly say I thought this was bullshit from the get-go? Step your game up kiddies.

 

As far as Storm having no charsima goes... did whoever said that actually watch him in ECW or WCW? His charsima only went away in WWE, where he was NEVER ALLOWED TO TALK. Funny how that works, isn't it?

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I think the thing that separates Storm from the elite wrestlers like Benoit, Eddie, etc., is how safe he is in the ring. I'm in no way suggesting that Benoit or Guerrero are dangerous, but a lot of Lance's offense looks weak. He has good reversals and technique, and he is a hell of an athlete, one of the best in WWE. I think if he were given the greenlight to get over soley on wrestling if he was given the time, he could. Some people said he has been dogging it for awhile, but when he was with Val, he was consistently putting on good matches even while working in that dance and shit. I remember the leap to the top turnbuckle on a whip to the corner. That match was damn good.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Am I the only one who can honestly say I thought this was bullshit from the get-go? Step your game up kiddies.

 

As far as Storm having no charsima goes... did whoever said that actually watch him in ECW or WCW? His charsima only went away in WWE, where he was NEVER ALLOWED TO TALK. Funny how that works, isn't it?

It was the best I could think of @ 3:00 a.m. Usually I'm half dead by then.

 

I apologize to anyone who thought it was true and is now pissed off. But hey, at least it was believable, I could've said Steve Austin was released.

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I think the thing that separates Storm from the elite wrestlers like Benoit, Eddie, etc., is how safe he is in the ring. I'm in no way suggesting that Benoit or Guerrero are dangerous, but a lot of Lance's offense looks weak. He has good reversals and technique, and he is a hell of an athlete, one of the best in WWE. I think if he were given the greenlight to get over soley on wrestling if he was given the time, he could. Some people said he has been dogging it for awhile, but when he was with Val, he was consistently putting on good matches even while working in that dance and shit. I remember the leap to the top turnbuckle on a whip to the corner. That match was damn good.

I think he's mentioned that in one of his commentaries: He's proud of the fact that he's never injured anyone in the ring, and probably rightly so, but the downside is he doesn't appear to be intense in the ring.

Guest CronoT
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Am I the only one who can honestly say I thought this was bullshit from the get-go?  Step your game up kiddies.

 

As far as Storm having no charsima goes... did whoever said that actually watch him in ECW or WCW?  His charsima only went away in WWE, where he was NEVER ALLOWED TO TALK.  Funny how that works, isn't it?

It was the best I could think of @ 3:00 a.m. Usually I'm half dead by then.

 

I apologize to anyone who thought it was true and is now pissed off. But hey, at least it was believable, I could've said Steve Austin was released.

Yeah, because you'd have death threats.

 

:phaser: :firing: :bonk:

Guest Choken One
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have we gotten to the usual

 

"GO TO TNA!"

"NO TNA IS WWE REJECT CENTRAL!"

"GO TO JAPAN THEN!"

"NO! TNA BABY!"

"HOW ABOUT ROH?"

"RF IS A PEDOPHILE!"

"INSERT SHITTY RF PEDO JOKE"

"REJECT SUCKS!"

"REJECT DOES NOT SUCK!"

"DOES TOO!"

"DOES NOT!"

 

routine yet?

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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have we gotten to the usual

 

"GO TO TNA!"

"NO TNA IS WWE REJECT CENTRAL!"

"GO TO JAPAN THEN!"

"NO! TNA BABY!"

"HOW ABOUT ROH?"

"RF IS A PEDOPHILE!"

"INSERT SHITTY RF PEDO JOKE"

"REJECT SUCKS!"

"REJECT DOES NOT SUCK!"

"DOES TOO!"

"DOES NOT!"

 

routine yet?

Damn it, you stole my ten next posts!!! I :boxing: I'm gonna beat you like an old blanket on a wire.

 

 

Storm should go to TNA if he was released though.

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have we gotten to the usual

 

"GO TO TNA!"

"NO TNA IS WWE REJECT CENTRAL!"

"GO TO JAPAN THEN!"

"NO! TNA BABY!"

"HOW ABOUT ROH?"

"RF IS A PEDOPHILE!"

"INSERT SHITTY RF PEDO JOKE"

"REJECT SUCKS!"

"REJECT DOES NOT SUCK!"

"DOES TOO!"

"DOES NOT!"

 

routine yet?

Damn it, you stole my ten next posts!!! I :boxing: I'm gonna beat you like an old blanket on a wire.

 

 

Storm should go to TNA if he was released though.

Thanks for breaking the flow of things, jackass! <_<

Guest CronoT
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have we gotten to the usual

 

"GO TO TNA!"

"NO TNA IS WWE REJECT CENTRAL!"

"GO TO JAPAN THEN!"

"NO! TNA BABY!"

"HOW ABOUT ROH?"

"RF IS A PEDOPHILE!"

"INSERT SHITTY RF PEDO JOKE"

"REJECT SUCKS!"

"REJECT DOES NOT SUCK!"

"DOES TOO!"

"DOES NOT!"

 

routine yet?

Damn it, you stole my ten next posts!!! I :boxing: I'm gonna beat you like an old blanket on a wire.

 

 

Storm should go to TNA if he was released though.

Thanks for breaking the flow of things, jackass! <_<

I think that was his intention.

 

:P

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Well, he could go to Japan I guess. Wild Pegasus II! :lol:

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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How about ROH?

Why would Storm work for a promotion ran by a pedophile? (realizes Vince McMahon is one too probably)

Guest Choken One
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god damn it! WARD! You fucking retarded gorilla...you messed up the flow AGAIN.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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god damn it! WARD! You fucking retarded gorilla...you messed up the flow AGAIN.

No I didn't I said RF is a pedophile.

Guest Choken One
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you were supposed to say the exact same thing as stated on top...follow the rules

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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you were supposed to say the exact same thing as stated on top...follow the rules

He should REALLY go to TNA. It's in the united states at least.

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Man, the only thing to get this thread back on track is to....INSERT A SHITTY RF PEDO JOKE!

 

Ok, so what does the mother of a child say to RF at the beach?

"Sir, could you please get out of my son?"

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Man, the only thing to get this thread back on track is to....INSERT A SHITTY RF PEDO JOKE!

 

Ok, so what does the mother of a child say to RF at the beach?

"Sir, could you please get out of my son?"

:lol: That is pretty funny.

 

(lost at what to say) Uh....Lance Storm is really under-rated. Damn he sucks.

Guest ManKinnd
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I think the thing that separates Storm from the elite wrestlers like Benoit, Eddie, etc., is how safe he is in the ring.  I'm in no way suggesting that Benoit or Guerrero are dangerous, but a lot of Lance's offense looks weak.  He has good reversals and technique, and he is a hell of an athlete, one of the best in WWE.  I think if he were given the greenlight to get over soley on wrestling if he was given the time, he could.  Some people said he has been dogging it for awhile, but when he was with Val, he was consistently putting on good matches even while working in that dance and shit.  I remember the leap to the top turnbuckle on a whip to the corner.  That match was damn good.

I think he's mentioned that in one of his commentaries: He's proud of the fact that he's never injured anyone in the ring, and probably rightly so, but the downside is he doesn't appear to be intense in the ring.

See? And I hadn't even touched on the business-exposing part of his routine.

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Edit: Nevermind.

Edited by TheManErnieRowe

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