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Who's your least favorite WWE personality?

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I really do want to smash my head against the wall whenever Austin is out. I understand that he gets big pops and all, but hell if I don't hate him.

 

I want to reach into Lawler's mouth and rip out his vocal chords during all women matches. Jack off to some porn, asshole.

 

And whenever she's in the ring, I want to scream. Lita sucks, hard. Her spots are very sloppy, and she doesn't know what transitions are. Christ, you don't just wait around waiting for the next spot to happen. The only move of hers I like is that DDT she does, especially on Jazz.

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Randy Orton

Hardcore Holly

Garrsion (Lance) Cade

Mark Jindrak

Lita

Al Snow & The Coach on commentary

Jerry Lawler during womens matches

The Basham Brothers

 

 

I can probably think of more.

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Main Event Bradshaw...you know it's funny, a couple years ago after the first brand split and they made Bradshaw Austin's buddy and he was working RAW main events, my friend and I were discussing ways to make it work. We came up with the gimmick "Main Event Bradshaw". Basically Bradshaw would turn heel and be dellusional about his standing in the company. He'd refer to himself as "Main Event Bradshaw" and do backstage sketches where he introduces himself to people like The Undertaker and The Rock as a "locker room veteran" and in interviews talks about all the money he's made in all the year's on top. Of course, the joke would be he's the same old midcarder and preferably gets squashed most of the time, but he's dillusional.

 

The fact that it's kind of come to fruition (albeit with the financial broker gimmick) and the fact that he actually IS main eventing takes away the humor or irony and is not so good.

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Slapnuts!: Chuck Palumbo did that gimmick already.

 

I want to reach into Lawler's mouth and rip out his vocal chords during all women matches. Jack off to some porn, asshole.

 

*agrees with CC*

 

I think it would be very redundant for me to answer the topic.

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How in the hell no one mentioned the Dudleys is beyond me. All they do is some shitty wrestling before they GET THE TABLES. Their gimmick has become lamer than FDR's legs, and the only tag team that is even more stale than them is Too Stool.

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How in the hell no one mentioned the Dudleys is beyond me. All they do is some shitty wrestling before they GET THE TABLES. Their gimmick has become lamer than FDR's legs, and the only tag team that is even more stale than them is Too Stool.

They are stale, but not that offensive to watch. At least they are over.

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How in the hell no one mentioned the Dudleys is beyond me. All they do is some shitty wrestling before they GET THE TABLES. Their gimmick has become lamer than FDR's legs, and the only tag team that is even more stale than them is Too Stool.

And why the hell do they still say "Wassup"?

 

That stopped being cool (I never thought it was) in 2000.

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I would've said "because he's working with someone that knows a thing or two about wrestling", but typically, that should be Cole. Roles are reversed on Raw.

 

Jim Ross - knows the industry inside and out

Jerry Lawler - Ditto, except his gimmick won't let it show

Tazz - Ditto - and he shows it through "I like would Kurt Angle did there. That was smart what Kurt Angle did there". It can get rather annoying.

Micheal Cole - he knows his stuff, but is often an on-air laughing stock, and can have annoying voice at times.

 

I don't have a real problem with any of them, it's just sometimes as Announcers, thing don't work out.

That's a good point, but I think the reason I like Tazz on commentary more than Lawler, is that Tazz knows his shit when it comes to modern wrestling, when I hear Lawler on commentary sometimes, I think that his knowledge of wrestling stops somewhere in the mid 80's, and anything after that time has him dumbfounded. Plus, while Tazz still says his share of stupid shit (an instance when he said Big Show was 440lbs of lean muscle comes to mind :lol: ), for the most part, he doesn't let it get in the way of him putting people over on commentary, Lawler on the other hand, seems to just wander off talking complete shit during matches. It's a shame, for how great Lawler was as a worker (his feud with Bret in '93 is one of my all time faves and his Memphis stuff is awesome), he's just so fucking irritating.

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Michael Cole is only annoying when he tries to make fun of other people.

 

Like when he called Lance Storm, "a nerd." :rolleyes:

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Billy Gunn is probably my all-time least favorite wrestler, so there you go.

 

Austin's really been working my nerves since his face turn in 2001.

 

Vince McMahon's on screen characte since Fully Loaded 99. Shane McMahon too, and Steph to a lesser degree (say what you will, but I enjoyed her stint as Smackdown GM...right up until the feud with Vince and Sable anyway).

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I don't mind the McMahon's as much as other people do. Afterall, without them, there'd be no WWE at all. Steph is ok to look at. Shane usually gives us a sick bump or two. Linda only really shows up when something big is going down. Vince had a great feud with Austin, so he's proven he can be a great heel.

 

My beef is with Jerry Lawler. As a wrestler, I have no problems with him. His Memphis "old school" style is fine by me. In the announcers booth, it's another story altogether. If he constantly played the heel color commentator, it wouldn't be so bad. Instead, he acts like a tweener. Making comments about babyfaces, but then cheering for all the women like a horny schoolboy.

 

Jim Ross gets on my damn nerves too. He used to be good. Then, it's like he just lost have of his knowledge. A kip-up becomes a nip-up. Jericho's Flashback becomes "I think he was looking for a Sleeper there King." It's just sad really.

 

Yeah, so I hate the Raw commentators more than the McMahon's.

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Billy Gunn.

 

I was honored to remain dead silent for him at a Smackdown taping last month.

 

And what's with the florescent trunks?

The man's stuck in 1988 or something.

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Can't possibly narrow it down to 1, so it's list time (no order):

-Undertaker

-Kane

-Orton

-all 3 Dudleyz

-Lawler & JR

-Orlando Jordan

-HBK

-HHH

-Bob Holly

-Bradshaw

-Vince, Steph, Shane

-Jacqueline

-Rikishi & Scotty (apart or together)

-Lita

-Austin

-Heidenreich (hey, he's still under contract)

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The Lariat is basically the only thing keeping Bradshaw off of my list.

 

JR is probably at the top of the list. I giggle then vomit when I hear people refer to him as the best announcer of all time. Any and all goodness he has put out (and he has done good, on occasion really good work) has been negated over the past few years. He has no place behind a microphone.

 

I hate HHH not so much because of HHH himself but the people that think because he put Benoit and Benjamin over that it's ok that he's buried triple the amount of people within the past year.

 

Michaels is just plain gay.

 

Sherrif Austin needs to go away and die. It's really sad to watch him on tv now, thinking of what he once was.

 

Cena has been gaying it up lately a fair bit too. He lost any and all cred as a badass when he said "Word mother-frickin' life" at the Royal Rumble. I can't think of a face on the entire roster that panders to the crowd worse then Cena.

 

If Angle wasn't ace in the ring I'd hate him because his character and promo's are terrible.

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My hatred of Bradshaw knows no bounds. I've never seen anything Bradshaw has done that hasn't made me hate him. He's a god-awful wrestler, an irritating prick in all the articles he writes on wwe.com and he looks like an utter tosser with his stupid blond hair. Even his contribution on the "Whooo" easter egg on the Flair DVD made me full of rage.

 

Also, I can't abide Lita, Steph, Bubba Ray Dudley, John Cena or Garrison Cade

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"Cena has been gaying it up lately a fair bit too. He lost any and all cred as a badass when he said "Word mother-frickin' life" at the Royal Rumble. I can't think of a face on the entire roster that panders to the crowd worse then Cena."

 

Torrie.

 

Cena and Foley are neck and neck for "biggest man whore" as far as pandering goes.

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"Cena has been gaying it up lately a fair bit too. He lost any and all cred as a badass when he said "Word mother-frickin' life" at the Royal Rumble. I can't think of a face on the entire roster that panders to the crowd worse then Cena."

 

Torrie.

But Torrie is suppose to. Eye-candy are suppose to pander to the crowds. Hell, even "heel" eye-candy (Dawn Marie, Sable before) pander to the crowds.

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What's with all the Billy Gunn hatred? The company no longer pushes him through the moon. He's working Velocity as he should. He just comes out and shakes his ass and dance. I've always had a weak spot for the Ass-man.

 

I delpore Steph. God, I always turned the channel when she came out. I hate how she tried to make everyone believe that her tired ass was a diva. I wish to all the wrestling gods that she stays behind the scenes.

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Stephanie McMahon. One of the worst actors I've ever seen. Ugh...I want to stab my ears when I hear that voice.

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What's with all the Billy Gunn hatred? The company no longer pushes him through the moon. He's working Velocity as he should. He just comes out and shakes his ass and dance. I've always had a weak spot for the Ass-man.

He also has the stalest gimmick on the roster now that the APA has been broken up. His "Ass-Man" gimmick is just so boring. I might like him more if he changed his name and persona.

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What's with all the Billy Gunn hatred?  The company no longer pushes him through the moon.  He's working Velocity as he should.  He just comes out and shakes his ass and dance.  I've always had a weak spot for the Ass-man.

He also has the stalest gimmick on the roster now that the APA has been broken up. His "Ass-Man" gimmick is just so boring. I might like him more if he changed his name and persona.

Maybe he could become the One again.

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Nobody is staler than the Dudley's. Not even Billy Gunn. I don't understand all the Garrison Cade hate, nor the Orlando Jordan hate. Neither guy has done anything offensive enough to warrant X-Pac heat in my book. Although he definitly doesn't have the look, Cade seems like he could get over with the right push. I liked when him and Jindrak stole Evolution's Goldberg bounty money. I probably most can't stand the Dudley's, followed by Gunn, Bradshaw, Trips and Rey Mysterio. There's nothing compelling about Rey's character. I enjoy his workrate, although I don't like his trademark spots, but everyone has those so it's forgivable.

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I don't understand the Orlando Jordan hate.

So, so boring. He's been on the roster for about a year now, and has had no angles, no stories, no real reason for being on the main roster, other than being trained by Rocky Johnson. Ooooh.

 

Also, all the WCW buy-out guys would job to him (a big sticking point for me), especially Kanyon, who did something like 5 jobs to Jordan. Plus, in my mind, he's taking a roster spot that could have went to Kanyon.

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Spiff: Well, Taker shook his hand and didn't beat the crap out of him, and he got a count-out win against Big Show when he ran to the can. That's gotta count for something, right?

 

I have zero interest in Jordan. He's just another blah vanilla OVW guy, except he happens to be black. Call me RACIST!~, but that's literally the only thing that distinguishes him in my mind from Jindrak/Cade/etc.

 

The live crowds never seem to tire of the Dudleyz, so that's why despite their staleness, it at least makes sense to keep them out there.

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I don't understand the Orlando Jordan hate.

So, so boring. He's been on the roster for about a year now, and has had no angles, no stories, no real reason for being on the main roster, other than being trained by Rocky Johnson. Ooooh.

 

Also, all the WCW buy-out guys would job to him (a big sticking point for me), especially Kanyon, who did something like 5 jobs to Jordan. Plus, in my mind, he's taking a roster spot that could have went to Kanyon.

Which is all Jordan's fault because....?

 

Anyway, I hate:

 

Shane McMahon (worst of the 4 McMahons, BY FAR)

 

Bradshaw (disliked him for years)

 

Hardcore Holly (so, so boring)

 

Hurricane and Rosey (I don't see how anyone over the age of 8 can be entertained by those two)

 

Sylvain Grenier (useless- I like Dupree and Conway though)

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My most hated:

 

Austin: I know he's still over, but I want that ATV to flip on him and squash the fucker.

 

Shane McMahon and his stupid fat white boy boss-trying-to-be-cool dance.

 

Undertaker: "Respect my lard blah blah blah take you to skewl blah blah blah" and his tendency to beat up not just single wrestlers effortlessly, but entire heel stables.

 

All of Evolution: Including Flair.

 

HHH: Actually close to sliding off my list. The next few weeks will tell. He might shoot to number one again with a single match or promo though.

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