The OAO Raw Thread - April 5, 2004

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Special Guest Enforcer... Barb-ie.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

TIME TO BE UPSTAAAAAAAAAAAAGED

[Karc 0]

Oh yeah, like this isn't a shock.

 

Whoever made that Jericho "fluke" reference was dead right.

 

Seriously, WWE, stop giving me reasons to watch UConn decimate all.

[Anakin Flair 0]

Might as well updaet the score, Will. Trips 1, Benjamin 1.

[razazteca 0]

They are going to break a leg off of the stool and jam into HHH forehead to force him to say I QUIT!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

This will be more over-booked than Warrior/Hogan II. I just hope Trips can light a fireball within 3 minutes. Where's Eugene & Regal when we need them!?

it would be hilarious if Eugene runs out during this match and hits everyone but Benjamin over the head with the pail..

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Is there anyone more chissled than Batista ?!

 

and judgin how he looks at that mallet, Dave doesnt know the obligations of his position at ringside.

duuuuuh....meat tenderizer??

[JoeDirt 0]

Get him new music. NOW.

[Karc 0]

I thought Shelton was from Minn, Minn.

[Guest Choken One]

Orangeburg? Wow...They are REALLY specific these days about the towns...

[JoeDirt 0]

I thought Shelton was from Minn, Minn.

Nah, he just went to school there.

[Karc 0]

Flair is much better at ring announcing than Lilian.

[Guest Choken One]

I thought Shelton was from Minn, Minn.

too close to Canada.

[Tawren 0]

Shelton can shell like a mothafucka!

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I thought Shelton was from Minn, Minn.

too close to Canada.

Jesse Ventura...now the former Governor of Mexico.

[Guest Choken One]

so how long will this get? 20 minutes?

 

They haven't set anything else up...I see this going 20 minutes.

[tetsubeav 0]

Holy crap.. JR's blowing Shelton right now. How's that possible?

 

Oh well.. only lasted a minute.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I thought Shelton was from Minn, Minn.

too close to Canada.

Jesse Ventura...now the former Governor of Mexico.

Mexico has leaders? I thought it was every man for himself. Or at least a donkey was in charge.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

so how long will this get? 20 minutes?

 

They haven't set anything else up...I see this going 20 minutes.

..dont forget the debut of Eugene..

[JoeDirt 0]

so how long will this get? 20 minutes?

 

They haven't set anything else up...I see this going 20 minutes.

They haven't set anything up...except for EUGENE~!

 

But yeah, I'm guessing 20.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Eugene's debut > HHH's spot on the card.

[Guest Choken One]

Wait...we still got the chick battle royal...Thats not the ME is it?

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

This is fucking garbage.

 

Orton almost killed Shelton there.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

what a barricade sell...damn.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Damn Shelton don't break your neck on that sell job! Orton's the one who hurts himself out there.

[JoeDirt 0]

Orton takes a sip of water at ringside.

 

I hope he's not winded from throwing Benjamin into the barrier.

[Mrnoitaull 0]

SEEE!!! ALWAYS TRYING TO KEEP A BROTHA DOWN!!!!

 

Whoa! I hope Shelton MEANT to sell that ram like that!

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Hopefully this Nick Dinsmore guy is HILARIOUS, or else I'm gonna hate his Eugene gimmick.

 

Chick battle royal, eww. No Victoria and Gail Kim is in it? Yay.

 

Nidia wins.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Wait...we still got the chick battle royal...Thats not the ME is it?

funny how we had forgotten about that..

 

Eugene and the women > HHH > Benoit

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Orton's getting so winded on the outside that he stops for a sip of water.

 

EDIT: didnt' see the post above.