Using Baby Jesus to metaphorically express dislike

[Nighthawk 0]

All the time I see "Such and such makes baby Jesus cry." I've even begun to see baby Jesus thrown into conversation in other ways, such as "So and so makes baby Jesus smile." What the fuck's up with this?

 

First place I heard it was on the Simpsons. Rod and Todd Flanders. It's been used with such frequency, however, that it's lost any sort of referential or satirical value. I went to a lot of church in my youth, and I never heard anybody say it there.

 

I don't like the saying... Rod and Todd Flanders are loser characters, which is why they said it. It makes anyone who says it also seem like a loser.

 

Thoughts?

[Art Sandusky 0]

I can't stand it either, because when you think about it, what doesn't make a baby cry?

[Ripper 0]

I can't stand it either, because when you think about it, what doesn't make a baby cry?

Other people in pain.

 

Babies are sadistic like that.

 

 

Little fuckers.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

That, and breast feeding.

 

Mmmm, breasts...

[Art Sandusky 0]

I'm sure Kylie would bring peace to an upset child.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Kylie makes the baby Satan cry.

[Ripper 0]

I'm sure Kylie would bring peace to an upset child.

If she is shoving a boob in his mouth yes. I think her music is a little too bumpy and that would make the baby cry.

 

Hell, she could shut me up shoving a boob in my mouth.

 

 

Now that I think about it, most boobs being shoved in my mouth could shut me up one way or another. Most...

[Guest Anglesault]

Kylie makes the baby Satan cry.

I don't think Satan was ever a baby.

[Ripper 0]

Kylie makes the baby Satan cry.

I don't think Satan was ever a baby.

Of course he was. How did he get all growed up then? HUH ANGLESAULT~? HUH?

[Dandy 0]

I don't like it at all. Not the boobs thing.....I was talking about IDRM's initial post. I don't think it necessarily offends me, but I don't like using "you disappoint Jesus" as an insult. I think it is wrong.

[Ripper 0]

I don't like it at all.  Not the boobs thing.....I was talking about IDRM's initial post.  I don't think it necessarily offends me, but I don't like using "you disappoint Jesus" as an insult.  I think it is wrong.

I think it is funny when I say stuff like that to my friends, because I am usually saying it while sinning. I sin so much I don't even notice anymore. Like Homer punching the cat.

 

 

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*sins*

[Guest Anglesault]

Kylie makes the baby Satan cry.

I don't think Satan was ever a baby.

Of course he was. How did he get all growed up then? HUH ANGLESAULT~? HUH?

He was an angel, DUH!

 

Lucifer the angel of light or some such business. I think angels just start or something, they don't grow up.

[Ripper 0]

Kylie makes the baby Satan cry.

I don't think Satan was ever a baby.

Of course he was. How did he get all growed up then? HUH ANGLESAULT~? HUH?

He was an angel, DUH!

 

Lucifer the angel of light or some such business. I think angels just start or something, they don't grow up.

Angels don't grow up? So you are calling angels immature?

 

you ANGEL-IST~!

You're going to hell for that one buddy.

 

 

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*sins*

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Angels start off as babies. Haven't you seen that depiction of the two baby angels that was later stolen by the toilet paper company "Angel Soft"?

 

Ripper is wise and knowledgable, there's no use trying to prove him wrong.

[Guest Anglesault]

And those baby angels never seem to get older!

 

I'm telling you, when you're born an angel, you're assigned an "age" and you never get older!

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Those photos were taken while the Angels were still babies. They're all growed up now and recieving royalty checks.

 

Just think, every time you wipe your ass an angel earns its bling

[Guest Anglesault]

You can't take a picture of an angel! They're like vampires, they don't show up.

 

Those are artist depictions with the angels in the room.

[Dandy 0]

I used to go to school with a girl named Angel, and she grew up. She's unbelievably hot now.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'm sure Kylie would bring peace to an upset child.

Kylie came on the music channel here and my baby started crying like nuts.

 

 

Like father, Like Son.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Motherfucker...

[Nighthawk 0]

Good one.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I dunno, I kind of like the idea of ruining the day of our infant savior.

[razazteca 0]

It's Ice Cube's fought for using it in the movie Barber Shop 2

[Guest FrigidSoul]

You say that as if people went to see that movie

[Dr. Tom 0]

This thread makes baby Jesus cry.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHAT? Someone had to say it...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

^This kid's cornier than Nebraska.