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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Soco and Lime is always good. Kamikazes maybe?

Kamikazees are pretty inoffensive to start with.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

What's your target audience? College age regular people?

 

Serve something kind of weird or quirky or nostalgic, like Brass Monkey or some kind of Sangria or something.

 

Keep plenty of beer in the fridge, and get a bottle of vodka and a bottle of rum with a few mixers. You can go all flavored if you've got girly-type girl drinkers there.

 

You can always say fuck it and just get a keg, though. That's the cheapest way to get everyone faded. Just keep hard liquor on hand, it'll come in useful like that.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

No shit, if you buy 16 gallons of light domestic beer, you should be kicked out of your own house.

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But when you play the kind of hardcore drinking games that we play sometimes, light beer (Bud Light, Natural Light) is the easiest to chug.

 

And I love drinking, but to me, beer is beer most of the time, although I must confess, I am getting sick of the light shit.

 

Best beer I have had recently? World Select by Anheiser Busch.

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Being that you have no idea who is going to be there, how many people, what kind of house, what we will be drinking, etc...........

 

You're in no position to judge. But thanks for contributing nothing to this thread anyways.

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Rum for the girls (Captain & cokes = leg spreaders)

Whiskey for the guys

Tequila for shots

Vodka for the bloody mary's/screwdrivers when you want the hair of the dog the next morning

Maybe a barrel of decent beer for the ones that can't handle their liquor

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Keep plenty of beer in the fridge, and get a bottle of vodka and a bottle of rum with a few mixers. You can go all flavored if you've got girly-type girl drinkers there.

You know what, I am sick of people calling guys who drink flavored drinks girly.

 

So I am at this place and I have a passion fruit Martini with a splash of gin and this guy drinking afucking beer tries to call MY drink girley despite having about 3 times the alcohol in it.

 

I don't like the taste of beer...it taste like crap to me. I know that is strange to hear from someone that drinks vodka straght sometimes or enjoys a dirty martini, but it just does. Stop calling me girly you damn beer drinkers~!

 

*sips appletini*

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Guest Dids

Dids's party drink- always a hit.

 

1 large trash can

1/2 gallon of vodka

1/2 gallonof Everclear

16 cans of juice concentrate

4-5 apples

4-5 organes

1 pineapple.

 

Cut up fruit, put into bottom of trash can (with bag).

Poor alcohol in, set fruit soak.

 

Mix up juice, poor it in, instant party.

 

Tastes hella good, so girls will drink it- but is strong as fuck- so it will slap you around and call you names like you like.

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Your party is gonna be lame.

Well in that case, Jaxl is on the right road. I don't see you as being the paragon of partying. Not only is your face ugly, but so is your personality.

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Your party is gonna be lame.

Well in that case, Jaxl is on the right road. I don't see you as being the paragon of partying. Not only is your face ugly, but so is your personality.

that was COOOOLDBLOODED~!

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Your party is gonna be lame.

Well in that case, Jaxl is on the right road. I don't see you as being the paragon of partying. Not only is your face ugly, but so is your personality.

I've never seen her, but someone said she looks like HHH. Is it true?

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Guest Dids
You need 5 liquors.

 

- Everclear

- Jagermeister

- Bacardi 151

- Grey Goose Vodka

- Goldschlager

 

And thassit.

Nevermortal and I have graduate from the same school of drinking. I'd add Bombay Safire to that list and then it's totally on-point.

 

Grey Goose is some wonderful stuff.

 

151 will fuck your soul- but in a good way.

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Guest Dids

True, I used to party with Monarch, which is horrible, but after the first few- it doesn't matter.

 

I used to make "happy cokes" which started as coke, vodka and grenadine- and as the night went on went from 2 parts coke and 1 part vodka to vodka with a splash of coke.

 

Hmm... good times. I think...

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Guest FrigidSoul
Your party is gonna be lame.

Well in that case, Jaxl is on the right road. I don't see you as being the paragon of partying. Not only is your face ugly, but so is your personality.

I've never seen her, but someone said she looks like HHH. Is it true?

*pictures her giving MX head then standing on the edge of the bed and spitting cum all up in the air...proceeds to vomit everywhere*

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Your party is gonna be lame.

Well in that case, Jaxl is on the right road. I don't see you as being the paragon of partying. Not only is your face ugly, but so is your personality.

I've never seen her, but someone said she looks like HHH. Is it true?

*pictures her giving MX head then standing on the edge of the bed and spitting cum all up in the air...proceeds to vomit everywhere*

ANy woman sucking dick and spitting cum is hot. Reminds me of my smarks porn post the went underappreciated by you FUCKERS~!

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Guest Dids
Just do flaming shots or some shit.

 

And if you wanna be a man, don't blow the flame out.

True story:

 

Back when A-Rod was still on the M's, some of my friends went to a local bar (Tropix is was called then) and got some Flaming Dr. Peppers (beer, 151, and amaretto, you light the rum on fire, drop in it the beer, and then chug the thing). It's cool, because the bartender lines the shots up and then takes some rum in his mouth so that he can blow flame and light the shots on fire. Looks really fucking cool.

 

My friends do this, and Alex thinks it looks cool, so he gets one. Problem is that the kid doesn't slam his drink like a man- he sips the fucking thing (which is a problem, 'cause A- it's bitchlike and B- it tastes like shit).

 

Alex Rodriguez=pussy.

 

Another flaming drink idea- take the shot, hold it in your mouth- THEN have somebody light it- looks cool as hell and you won't burn yourself if you swallow it fast).

 

One more- we also had a drink that you'd light on fire- and then put your hand on top of- trapping the fumes inside (this is cool because if you do it right you create a vaccume and the glass still stick to the bottomw of your hand) Then you lift it up and sniff in a big hit of the fumes before shooting it. I have no idea if the sniffing had any effect, but it seemed cool.

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You need 5 liquors.

 

- Everclear

- Jagermeister

- Bacardi 151

- Grey Goose Vodka

- Goldschlager

 

And thassit.

Nevermortal and I have graduate from the same school of drinking. I'd add Bombay Safire to that list and then it's totally on-point.

 

Grey Goose is some wonderful stuff.

 

151 will fuck your soul- but in a good way.

In America, you drink Vodka.

 

In Russia, Vodka drink you!

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Guest FrigidSoul

Now seeing Nevermortal's list of liquors I agree he has good taste. However, where's the JD or Southern Comfort? You need whiskey (and I don't wanna hear any Canadians bring up that V.O. shit...its like water with coke syrup and I refuse to believe its anything more than 20 proof)

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Now seeing Nevermortal's list of liquors I agree he has good taste. However, where's the JD or Southern Comfort? You need whiskey (and I don't wanna hear any Canadians bring up that V.O. shit...its like water with coke syrup and I refuse to believe its anything more than 20 proof)

If whiskey is involved, it is going to be Jameson or Bushmill's.

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