JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted April 9, 2004 Send your smarkish replies to [email protected] and post them here, too. Oh, and here's last week's photo and two "winners" as picked by the WWE.com staff: Jill from Vermont writes: Ric Flair becomes the official ADD spokesperson. Judd from Texas writes: "Ohhh! Watch where you're stepping, Hunter. You just smashed my left pinky toe." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted April 9, 2004 Send your smarkish replies to [email protected] and post them here, too. Oh, and here's last week's photo and two "winners" as picked by the WWE.com staff: Jill from Vermont writes: Ric Flair becomes the official ADD spokesperson. Judd from Texas writes: "Ohhh! Watch where you're stepping, Hunter. You just smashed my left pinky toe." "Sorry Torrie, I'm only Mr. McMahon's sex toy on TV. There's no way I could help get Billy a push." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 9, 2004 Sable: You mean...Al isn't REALLY dead!?! Torrie: No...what about Marc. Sable: Meh, hard to tell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted April 9, 2004 Upon landing Torrie and Sable discover that not only is hot air balloon travel cheaper than flying, but more friendly to the environment as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 In case of an emergency landing, these two can be used as flotation devices. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Torrie: You are the prettiest thing I've seen since Mike Sanders' Pony. Would you give me a ride too? I love your mane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Torrie: Oh yeah? Well my jobber cruiserweight husband is more talented and prettier than your jobberweight hustband. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Subliminal advertising in action: note the tiny Coke bottle between their chests. Torrie: Alas...can our love really be any deeper than cheap tawdry sex? I believe it can be! As surely as your lovely golden hair reminds me of wheat ready for harvest... Sable: Those are fake... Torrie: Er...or your full, red lips are... Sable: Also fake.... Torrie: Your bre--nevermind. Well, those lovely limpid blue pools that are your eyes... Sable: The left one is glass. Torrie: Nevertheless, I love you just the same, no matter what! If only you could meet my parents. My poor father has passed...and my mother...I never knew... Sable: Torrie...I am your mother... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Hi Grandma. Wanna fuck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DeathBecomesYou Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Hi Grandma. Wanna fuck? We have a winner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 10, 2004 I'm too aroused with the picture to think up a funny caption, or laugh at any of them. And the thought of Torrie Wilson and Sable having sex only furthers that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Hi Grandma. Wanna fuck? We have a winner Yeah, but you know WWE.com will never post that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerousDamon 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Hi Grandma. Wanna fuck? That is fuckin hilarious. I almost choked on my pancakes reading that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Torries Left Breast: So, we meet again. Sables Right Breast: Yes... TLB: So... how's life? SBR: You know, same old same old. TLB: Oh, don't tell me about it, been there sista. Torries Right Breast: Hey, what you guys talkin bout over there? TLB: Mind your business Righty. TRB: Ah shut it Lefty. SRB: Righty? Lefty? You two sure aren't creative. TLB: So what are you called? SRB: Well, I'm Dutchess Von Nipplos, and this is Countess De Bra... she's the quiet one. Doesn't speak too much, ya know? TRB: I SAID KEEP IT DOWN! The cameras are on. *SRB and TLB together*: Oh... SRB: I thought I felt a chill. TLB: Yeah, what are you in anyways? That looks like nylon. SRB: I dunno lefty, but it sure ain't comfortable. TLB: These neither... SRB: Why do we have to be the brains of the operation? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted April 10, 2004 After touching her hair and rubbing breasts with it, Torrie then realized that this wasn't Sable at all!!!!!!! It was a mannequin......until it moved...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 It's like looking into a mirror... only the reflection is older, skankier but oddly enough, just as perky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Judd from Texas writes: "Ohhh! Watch where you're stepping, Hunter. You just smashed my left pinky toe." Someone needs to write Judd back and tell him he's not funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Where is the caption contest on the official site? I can't seem to find it, and I want to see the archives for what comedy "gems" (see above) the E has picked in the past Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 You actually think they let the audience pick? Given the original content and its "hilarity", it is pretty clear the WWE writers do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Edit: Nevermind, I figured it out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 You used the word "pick", as if there was something to "choose" from. There isn't. *smokes pipe* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 *smokes pipe* Gimme a hit off that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 *bubbles pop out* Sorry, wrong pipe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BDC Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Seconds later, the largest silicone explosion in the Northern Hemisphere took place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 *bubbles pop out* Sorry, wrong pipe Dude, I need my bubble fix for the day *shakes* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JumpinJackFlash Report post Posted April 11, 2004 "Judgment Day's buyrates are at an all time low...due to INFLATION." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2004 *bubbles pop out* Sorry, wrong pipe Dude, I need my bubble fix for the day *shakes* There. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
