JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2004 I stole these first two from the A1 message board, just because they made me laugh. The first is an awful booking idea, and the second is a funny markish take on Evolution: "Taker comes out and says that he has an announcement to make. He tells the crew to show footage of the 1994 summerslam. they show footage of undertaker pinning undertaker at ss 94. Taker then says that he has startling news. He was the taker that won the match, but he wasn't the real undertaker, He goes on saying that Ted dibiases taker(the one that lost) was the real one, so they have been dealing with the fake one for 10 years. He then says that he tracked down the original taker and calls him out. A guy comes out who claims to be the real taker(it is Kevin Nash with a shaven face and a long haired wig. he looks like original taker). the taker that started the promo apoligeses to the original taker(Nash) and they embrace. they can form a tag team with paul bearer as their manager." "Evolution really sucks. I have hated them since when they first formed. First you have a REALLY old guy who cant really wrestle anymore.(Ric Flair) Its really gross just to look at him in his wrestling gear. Then you have a guy who is just full of himself.(randy Orton) The guy says hes the best but he really sucks. then you got a guy who took way too many steriods.(batista) Yeah sure hes a great wrestler. but the guy is kinda syco. then you got the worst guy ever.(Triple H) One of the biggest cheaters ever. Nobody likes him and he doesnt like us. every time he had the world heavyweight title he cheated to defend it. So evolution really sucks. they have stupid guys who cheat and they have crappy music." From a different board (I swear these are all real) here's a take on why Kurt Angle shouldn't have been the new SD GM: "I gotta agree with DirtyDog. Stephannie was prolly the best gm in a loong time. and another thing, who was the gm before stephannie? if you noticed she made the tag titles, brought back the us belt, and hired lesnar and undertaker." And here's some more random crap: (And I swear this next one is REAL...which is scary.) "i tink ugine (erics nephew)iz stupid he acts like a baby and hes in his 20s! he shud grow upa bit (hes funny tho) it cant b good 4 raww 2 av a stupid man who acts like a baby on raw ne 1 agree?" "whats all this talk about edge? he doesnt wrestle anymore." "Excuse me for being dumb, but what the hell is FACE?" "I hear Kane will put his mask back on if he loses to the Undertaker at WMXX. I heard it from my stepdad's friend who works for WWE" "ya i agree digitiol he beats up on elderly people who have been out of the bussiness for a long....and calls himself " the legend killer ". which makes hime think he is the bomb and a great...ya right orton sucks" "I would have to go with Goldberg on this one. Since Brock is a heel they will probably have him lose. I think Brock is bigger though." "good matches would be Brock/Batista HBK/Big Show Hardcore Holly/Kane" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2004 "Taker comes out and says that he has an announcement to make. He tells the crew to show footage of the 1994 summerslam. they show footage of undertaker pinning undertaker at ss 94. Taker then says that he has startling news. He was the taker that won the match, but he wasn't the real undertaker, He goes on saying that Ted dibiases taker(the one that lost) was the real one, so they have been dealing with the fake one for 10 years. He then says that he tracked down the original taker and calls him out. A guy comes out who claims to be the real taker(it is Kevin Nash with a shaven face and a long haired wig. he looks like original taker). the taker that started the promo apoligeses to the original taker(Nash) and they embrace. they can form a tag team with paul bearer as their manager." The sad thing is that I could actually buy WWE running this angle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brett Favre 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2004 See, HHH is a big fat cheater, and he doesn't even like us. Hardcore Holly and good match in the same sentence? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2004 "good matches would be Brock/Batista HBK/Big Show Hardcore Holly/Kane" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2004 "Taker comes out and says that he has an announcement to make. He tells the crew to show footage of the 1994 summerslam. they show footage of undertaker pinning undertaker at ss 94. Taker then says that he has startling news. He was the taker that won the match, but he wasn't the real undertaker, He goes on saying that Ted dibiases taker(the one that lost) was the real one, so they have been dealing with the fake one for 10 years. He then says that he tracked down the original taker and calls him out. A guy comes out who claims to be the real taker(it is Kevin Nash with a shaven face and a long haired wig. he looks like original taker). the taker that started the promo apoligeses to the original taker(Nash) and they embrace. they can form a tag team with paul bearer as their manager." The sad thing is that I could actually buy WWE running this angle. I think a Taker/Taker team (with one of the Taker's being Kevin Nash in a wig) forming after an apology by one Taker to the other and then a big hug would be a sweet angle. It's got money written all over it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2004 With no sarcasm, that Taker angle is partially good. I just wouldn't use Nash, or make them a team. I wouldn't know where to go with it after it was establised that it wasn't the real Taker. But up to that, it's good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2004 With no sarcasm, that Taker angle is partially good. I just wouldn't use Nash, or make them a team. I wouldn't know where to go with it after it was establised that it wasn't the real Taker. But up to that, it's good. The now-fake Taker could say his real name is Armon Tamzarian. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
claydude14 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2004 This Faker as the Taker for the past 10 years angle reaks of the Spider-Man clone saga from the mid 90s. Not to mention we have Kane, who has been fighting this UnderFaker all over the country, so that the real Taker can have his life back. But see, the real Taker actually is the Underfaker. It will just take three years and multiple swerves with huge logic gaps to establish it. Oh and the Green Goblin is behind it all. Hopefully SOMEONE gets the referecnes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clean rob 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2004 he beats up on elderly people who have been out of the bussiness for a long....and calls himself " the legend killer ". which makes hime think he is the bomb and a great...ya right orton sucks ...AngleSault? Are you drunk? That Evolution one is pretty funny. Especially the final sentence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haVoc 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2004 I wouldn't mind seeing HBK Vs Big Show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2004 ...I would. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted April 12, 2004 Point and laugh at other boards at the other board's sites. Thank you... drive through. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
