Wild Summertime Musical Predictions

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

So what's going to be the song that everyone is going to be blaring this summer whenever one happens to go out in public? Will it be any better or worse than any other year's summertime hit? What do you think is going to be the best tour this year, etc etc..basically, play Criswell and make some predictions.

 

I think there's going to be a high-profile tragic death sometime in July. Either Gene Simmons or Prince, I haven't decided which one yet.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Wait, I got my lines crossed. It's going to be Dolly Parton, last week of July.

[Guest Vitamin X]

The song everyone has been and will be playing throughout the summer will be Usher's "YEAH!". Damn that crazy hip-hop.

 

Ozzfest 2004 is MUCH MUCH MUCH improved over past years and I can't wait to go.

[Skywarp! 0]

Beastie Boys' new album comes out in late June, and the singles will become hits.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

"Yeah" won't be at the top of the charts much longer. Usher's probably going to knock himself off - he already has the #5 song in the country now too, "Burn." My guess is that'll take us into the summer pretty nicely. With this huge tour and the fact that the new album is poppier (and better) than anything he's done since the mid-90's, I think Prince actually stands a chance of getting some heavy airplay too, which'll be weird.

 

For the number one summer jam, though, I'm putting my money on some new material from Hall & Oates. Fuck 'em up, Darryl.

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

Gene Simmons will NEVER die. He's a roach, much like Cher, Scott Hall and Mickey Rooney. Gene will survive the Apocolypse and find a way to make money of of the second coming of Christ. Just wait and see.

[Red Baron 0]

New Megadeth CD, with a hit number 1 single.

[Guest Choken One]

The rock song of the summer will be

 

"Love 2 let u down" by You know who.

[Paul Stanley 0]

a curse on anyone that predicts Gene Simmons death.

 

 

and the new hit will be a single off the new album by the doobie brothers

[Steviekick 0]

Lacuna Coil will get HUGE while on Ozzfest, some major label will sign them and get them out of their current contract with Century Media, and be on the way to stardom.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

^On a similar note, Arch Enemy will break huge with a sub-par album.

[k thx 0]

Franz Ferdinand will become the band for fey indie kids to namedrop on capuses around America.

[1234-5678 0]

Chinese Democracy will come out around the 4th of July.