JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 See what you can come up with for this one: And last week's picture, with the WWE's choice of winning captions... Fred from Michigan writes: "You know, Sable, Herbal Essences isn't the only thing that can make you feel that good." Trevor from Maryland writes: "You have a killer body, but these split ends have got to go." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBigSwigg 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Fred from Michigan writes: "You know, Sable, Herbal Essences isn't the only thing that can make you feel that good." Trevor from Maryland writes: "You have a killer body, but these split ends have got to go." You know, you'd think they would at least acknowledge the fact that there are two very attractive women looking lustfully at each other, but no. We get shampoo jokes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Fred from Michigan writes: "You know, Sable, Herbal Essences isn't the only thing that can make you feel that good." Trevor from Maryland writes: "You have a killer body, but these split ends have got to go." You know, you'd think they would at least acknowledge the fact that there are two very attractive women looking lustfully at each other, but no. We get shampoo jokes And thank fucking god for that. I was expecting "OMG LESBO PORNO~! LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Actually, I think the split ends one is cute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 See what you can come up with for this one: Flair: "Will you look at all this excess skin on my arm! Look at that....it wiggles!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Flair: It's fun to stay at the Y...M.. Bischoff: I was so sure I locked that liquor cabinet... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Eric Bischoff prepares to test out the life-size Jakks Ric Flair figuirine, complete with karate "WHOOO" chopping action. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BDC Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Ric: Meet little Naitch! WHOOO! Bischoff: Oh God we just had a lawsuit filed about this... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anakin Flair 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 If you don't apologize for those asylum skits, I will slap you like a little bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 "Twins fans were shocked this evening when Ric Flair showed his support for the Atlanta Braves with a Tomahawk Chop and 'WHOOO-ha-hoy-ya-WHOOO-ha-hoy-ya." "This was Ric Flair's first backstage skit after he died." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JumpinJackFlash Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Flair: Hey, Bischoff, there's a new joke going around. Bischoff: Oh no! What is it? Flair: What did the five fingers say to the face? Bischoff: I don't know Flair: Slap! I'm Ric Flair, bitch! Wooo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Flair: Slap! I'm Ric Flair, bitch! Wooo! Stop, thief. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JumpinJackFlash Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Okay then...how about a different one. Flair: Bischoff, check out my cool new T-Shirt! Wooo! I don't know what the hell this thing below EVOLUTION is! Wooo! HHH says it's the RAW roster. What do you think? Bischoff: Wow, I didn't know the WWE was this bad at making T-Shirts.(Remembers the old days and the NWO T-Shirt) I'm afraid to even look at it. Flair: Look at it! Don't make me slap you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slickster 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Okay then...how about a different one. Flair: Bischoff, check out my cool new T-Shirt! Wooo! I don't know what the hell this thing below EVOLUTION is! Wooo! HHH says it's the RAW roster. What do you think? Bischoff: Wow, I didn't know the WWE was this bad at making T-Shirts.(Remembers the old days and the NWO T-Shirt) I'm afraid to even look at it. Flair: Look at it! Don't make me slap you! Hey, don't knock the new Evo T-shirt. Here's a clear pic of it: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JumpinJackFlash Report post Posted April 14, 2004 I finally see what's on the shirt. Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 "JU-DO CHOP!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Flair: He was about this tall..medium build..brown hair. 12th row. Clear as day. Bischoff: And so this guy was the one actually popping for Orton? Flair: Yes, yes he was. Bischoff (to off screen): Bill, get the ground team and the complimentary ShopZone gift certificates ready, please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Flair: "Eric, when I count to 3, you'll wake up and be cured of your dependence on hair dye. 1...2...3!" Eric: (groggily) "Whoa, what happened?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewisyourHero Report post Posted April 14, 2004 If you don't apologize for those asylum skits, I will slap you like a little bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wrestlingbs Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Flair: Go ahead, Eric. Take a wiff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Ric: Meet little Naitch! WHOOO! Bischoff: Oh God we just had a lawsuit filed about this... Best. Quote. Ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Flair : You can't see me! Bischoff: Thats not how you do it.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Hey, don't knock the new Evo T-shirt. Here's a clear pic of it: Oh dude, if I had money, I'd *so* get that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 wait...i have another one... Flair: Look at this elbow! This elbow once carried Brain Nobbs to a ***** submission match in Minneapolis, 1992!! Bischoff: I can't!! Flair: Well then why are you looking at my crotch? *IT* carried a broomstick to a ***** fuck! WOOOO!!!! (Flair struts out of the office) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Both of Anglesault's posts in this thread incurred laughter from me. Ric: "I am the great Cornholio!" Eric: "Look, Ric, I'm sorry, but you're not, ok..." Ric: "Whooo!" Much to Eric Bischoff's disdain, Ric Flair explains just what size Evolution will slap his nephew down to if he gets in their way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 MY pop culture caption for this week: "...Is Ric Flair gonna have to choke a Bisch?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted April 14, 2004 WHOOO Hey, Bischoff! WHat the five fingers say to the face? SMACK!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 14, 2004 WHOOO Hey, Bischoff! WHat the five fingers say to the face? SMACK!!!!!!!!! No comment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Flair: "These aren't the droids you're looking for." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Duncan Eternia Report post Posted April 14, 2004 See what you can come up with for this one: Flair: "Will you look at all this excess skin on my arm! Look at that....it wiggles!!!" LOL...that was great! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
