Smackdown Spoilers

[Guest Anglesault]

Dawn: Oh, Oh, Kurt! I had this horrible dream! Champions were fighting eachother for no reason! The Dudleyz mysteriously had the tag belts! Charlie was being molested by Rico! You were dead! BRADSHAW WAS GETTING A PPV MAIN EVENT!

 

Kurt: Now, now Dawn. Calm down. Nothing that horrendous will ever happen.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Is no one else concerned that a four time champion was killed off on the show?

Ok, I didn't read it, could you explain what you mean by that? What exactly happened to Kurt?

 

Oh and I'll probobly TiVo Cena/Guerrero.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

This head trauma SOOOO Fits in with my "Kurt Angle is insane" storyline.

[Guest Anglesault]

Is no one else concerned that a four time champion was killed off on the show?

Ok, I didn't read it, could you explain what you mean by that? What exactly happened to Kurt?

 

Oh and I'll probobly TiVo Cena/Guerrero.

He was chokeslammed off some high second floor landing and he landed in an awkward position and blood started flowing from behind his head.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Is no one else concerned that a four time champion was killed off on the show?

Ok, I didn't read it, could you explain what you mean by that? What exactly happened to Kurt?

 

Oh and I'll probobly TiVo Cena/Guerrero.

He was chokeslammed off some high second floor landing and he landed in an awkward position and blood started flowing from behind his head.

Oh, Ok.

 

 

Wait.... what?

[Guest Anglesault]

Kurt Angle was shown walking backstage when a TV assistant ran up to him

saying that Show had Torrie cornered. Angle told the guy to take him to

them. Show and Torrie were somewhere in the Fieldhouse where there was

a second floor with a huge drop to the first floor. Show kept saying

"You think I'm funny now Torrie?" and told her if she didn't laugh at

him then he would make her scream. Angle showed up and told Show not to

do it that it would be Angle's ass if Torrie was hurt. Show stated he

didn't care so Angle said he would get up to where they were. Show

pushed Torrie to her BUTT as Angle gets up to location. Show then

chokeslams Angle off of the platform. Torrie began to scream very

loudly. Angle looked completely lifeless with one leg under his body.

The cameras showed Angle from several angles and there were no padding,

no tables, nothing under Angle. Blood began to pour from behind Angle's

head as the cameras faded to black.

Edited April 14, 2004 by Anglesault

[JoeDirt 0]

Call me crazy, but I actually want to see this ep of Smackdown. I'm way more interested in it than seeing Bradshaw getting his hat stolen and spit in.

 

And I guess with the whole Angle angle...I want to see how it plays out before judging it. But I'd guess that Vince and company were distraught by the sinking ratings, and are going to try and pull a few over the top stunts to bring the viewers back.

[Ultra Violence 0]

The Dudley Boyz defeated Rikishi & Scotty 2 Hotty in a non-title match

 

[Guest Anglesault]

But I'd guess that Vince and company were distraught by the sinking ratings, and are going to try and pull a few over the top stunts to bring the viewers back.

Yes, the ratings have gone to hell, and rather than pull the plug on fucking Bradshaw, it was decided that there wasn't enough death on Smackdown.

 

That is so the way Stuffany's mind works.

[Ultra Violence 0]

But I'd guess that Vince and company were distraught by the sinking ratings, and are going to try and pull a few over the top stunts to bring the viewers back.

Yes, the ratings have gone to hell, and rather than pull the plug on fucking Bradshaw, it was decided that there wasn't enough death on Smackdown.

 

That is so the way Stuffany's mind works.

Stuffany ROFL

[JoeDirt 0]

"A preview for the new show "The WWE Experience" was advertised. The

show debuts on May 2, 2004 on Spike TV. No time was announced."

 

So that's the show replacing Confidential...I wonder what it'll be. Doesn't sound like an actual wrestling show, though.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

"A preview for the new show "The WWE Experience" was advertised. The

show debuts on May 2, 2004 on Spike TV. No time was announced."

 

So that's the show replacing Confidential...I wonder what it'll be. Doesn't sound like an actual wrestling show, though.

It will be a hybrid of Livewire, Superstars circa 98-01, and Excess. MEaning another worthless show no one couldn't care less about.

[Brett Favre 0]

This head trauma SOOOO Fits in with my "Kurt Angle is insane" storyline.

InsAngle rules. But there has to be a new way to have him fight Eddie again.

[Internet Warfare 0]

Sean O'haire V2.0

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Angles fall made him forget the past 3 months so Angle still thinks that Eddie is his friend. He goes up to Eddie to hang out and Eddie blows him off. This hurts Good Kurts feelings and we get a whole new feud that is _just_ like the old feud, with Angle cutting the _exact_ same promos and doing the exact same things. To Guerreros benefit, he has already lived through this, so he is able to anticipate Kurts every move.

[Brett Favre 0]

Angles fall made him forget the past 3 months so Angle still thinks that Eddie is his friend. He goes up to Eddie to hang out and Eddie blows him off. This hurts Good Kurts feelings and we get a whole new feud that is _just_ like the old feud, with Angle cutting the _exact_ same promos and doing the exact same things. To Guerreros benefit, he has already lived through this, so he is able to anticipate Kurts every move.

Genius. So if he relives the past three months again, does that mean the return of Heyman? And when he comes out while Eddie is handcuffed, will Eddie have keys this time, get out of the cuffs and just embarrass Kurt for coming out for no reason? There are just so many ways of doing this angle.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Sean O'haire V2.0

Too bad Seven looked like that for 2-3 years, which is much lnoger than Sean O'Haires look like that.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

And when he comes out while Eddie is handcuffed, will Eddie have keys this time, get out of the cuffs and just embarrass Kurt for coming out for no reason? There are just so many ways of doing this angle.

 

That is soooooooooooo going to happen. And Kurt will be completely oblivious until someone shows him the past 3 months and then he'll change his game plan, but then he'll hit his head again and it aaaalll starts over.

[Brett Favre 0]

That is soooooooooooo going to happen. And Kurt will be completely oblivious until someone shows him the past 3 months and then he'll change his game plan, but then he'll hit his head again and it aaaalll starts over.

If it all starts over after a month or two, does that mean that he will think that he is still the GM like he was a month before he was hit again, and start telling people what to do, and set up matches out of no where? I'm guessing he'd bring the Great American Award again, try to award it to JBL, but the thing is, JBL failed to live up to his push and he will be regulated back to a midcarder. So while Angle is giving it to JBL again, it would not only lead to a very weird moment, but it would lead to JBL not wanting to recieve the award because he knows Eddie would come out and destroy it anyway.

[JoeDirt 0]

That is soooooooooooo going to happen.  And Kurt will be completely oblivious until someone shows him the past 3 months and then he'll change his game plan, but then he'll hit his head again and it aaaalll starts over.

If it all starts over after a month or two, does that mean that he will think that he is still the GM like he was a month before he was hit again, and start telling people what to do, and set up matches out of no where? I'm guessing he'd bring the Great American Award again, try to award it to JBL, but the thing is, JBL failed to live up to his push and he will be regulated back to a midcarder. So while Angle is giving it to JBL again, it would not only lead to a very weird moment, but it would lead to JBL not wanting to recieve the award because he knows Eddie would come out and destroy it anyway.

Or maybe Eddie will go back to the past to prevent Big Show from chokeslamming Kurt and injuring him, so he doesn't have to go through all this again.

 

He can pull a Cartman:

 

"Wow, March was so long ago. I wonder what life was like back then...back then...back then..."

[Guest The Midnight Rocking Warrior]

Wait....... if this happens, again does this mean that Bradshaw will main-event two pay per views? Where the hell is Max Walker when you need him?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Oh..joy..Smackdown is about to start for me..

[Guest Anglesault]

Let me know if how the death scene comes out.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Last week, JBL wins the Great American Award and then Eddy not only steals it, but he also destroys it.

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Starting off we get a Tale of the Tape between RVD and Booker T. Its Mr. Thursday Night vs a 5 time WCW Champion.

 

Out comes your WWE Champion...Eddy Guerrero. Eddy has had 27 phone calls from Angle demanding an apology from Eddy from ruining the trophy. He doesn't have a problem with apoligizing, but he does have a problem with JBL being a Great American. Eddy sees him as a Great American Sellout. His money doesn't make him smarter, better or classier than anyone.

 

I'm John Bradshaw Layfield, and I approved this message. Nice to know that. We have a video package about how Eddy isn't worthy enough of being the WWE champion and JBL is. It plays out like a campaign commercial even down to the paid for by (friends and supporters of John Bradshaw Layfield) blurb at the end. Even shows Eddy's mugshot from when he was arrested.

 

Eddy admits to lying, cheating and stealing. But he's worked hard, it took him 17 years to earn a title shot. Eddy wants to take care of the #1 contender tonight. Out comes Kurt Angle and he doesn't appreciate ruining the ceremony last week or not appologizing for it this week. If Eddy wants a match this week, he's got it..and out comes JBL in his limo. JBL would love to beat Eddy this week, but he's been campaigning all week, shaking hands and kissing babies (and their mamas) telling people how the WWE would be better with him as WWE Champion. But he's tired...he's beat..he's sleepy. He's got a better idea. JBL and Angle converse behind his hat and Angle makes the match at Judgment Day. Angle announces that Eddy will have a match tonight vs the Big Show.

 

Commercial #1

 

Back from the break and we're in the back with JBL and Angle talking and Big Show pops in. Angle wants Big Show to teach Eddy a lesson, and Big Show is the man to do it. Big Show asks if its a Title match and Angle says no. Big Show is mad because he's being used to do JBL's dirty work. Big Show gives JBL his word that he'll beat Eddy or he'll quit.

 

John Cena comes out and does his usual stuff but Chavo's music hits and interupts it.

 

John Cena vs Chavo Guerrero in a Champion vs Champion Non Title match

Tie up in the center of the ring and Chavo gets the advantage to push Cena into the corner. Shoves are exchanged and its Cena with a headlock in the ropes which he breaks at 3. Chavo with a hammerlock and Cena reverses it. Crowd with a Chavo Sucks chant.. Chavo off the ropes and Cena with a hip toss into a headlock. Chavo fights out of it and comes off the ropes and gets clotheslined. Cena with the headlock and then Chavo fights out of it and sends Cena into the ropes and hits him with a knee. Chavo throws Cena out of the ring and then Chavo Sr. hits Cena in the shoulder with his cowboy boot. Chavo rolls Cena into the ring and gets a quick pin attempt for a 2 count. Chavo with a "Mexican Camel Clutch" that Cena fights out of and falls back into the corner. Cena with several shots the midsection but Chavo gets a dropkick and a 2 count. Uppercut by Chavo in the corner and then Cena fights back and irish whips Chavo, but its Chavo with an interesting armdrag takedown. Chavo with some blows to the back of Cena's head in the corner. Cena comes out of the corner with a clothesline and then hits a shoulderblock. Cena hits the throwback and then the 5 knuckle shuffle. He pumps up his shoes but Chavo Sr. is on the apron. Cena tosses Sr. into the corner post. Chavo then misses a high jumping knee in the corner and Cena takes advantage of it to get the pinfall with the FU.

 

1 1/2 out of 5

 

RVD vs Booker T - Their first Thursday on Smackdown.

 

Commercial #2

 

We're back and Rene Dupree is sitting at a table talking to someone off camera. The camera widens out and its Fifi (although now Fifi is grey) and theres an Accordion player in the background too. Next week its Cafe de Rene and his first guest will be Torrie Wilson.

 

October of 2003 - Eddy gets a beatdown from the Big Show on his truck.

 

Charlie Haas is stretching in the back and Noble comes back and says his match might as well be one of them Intergender matches. Noble makes more insinuations about Rico and even gives him the advice to not let Rico get him from behind. Next is the Smackdown debut of Rico vs Charlie Haas.

 

Commercial #3

 

Rico vs Charlie Haas

Charlie Haas is already in the ring as we come back and Rico and Miss Jackie walk up and over this little lighted runway thing. Charlie Haas has a funny expression on his face. They lockup and Haas gets backed up in the corner, Rico clean breaks and then Rico gives Charlie a wink and Charlie is disgusted. Haas with a go behind take down into a submission that Rico reverses and ends up sitting on Haas' neck. Haas is frustrated as Rico prances around. Haas chokes rico on the top ropes. Rico irish whiped into the ropes and then a delayed sunset flip by Rico which ends in Rico pulling Haas' tights down in the back. Haas with a knee to Rico in the corner and then some elbows to the side of the head. Haas slams Rico's face into the mat. Rico fights back a little and then Haas goes for a suplex but Rico counters, grabs Charlie's ass and then kisses him. Haas bails out of the ring and then jumps the guardrail and gets counted out after he thinks about getting back in the ring and Rico pulls out his thong underwear. Haas gets sick and starts throwing up by the announce table.

 

1/2 out of 5

 

Big Show is lacing up his boots when JBL shows up. Big Show is doing this for himself and no one else which is why he gave him his word that he would win or he'd quit.

 

Commercial #4

 

Mordecai Video

VO: Behold, the heavens have been ripped open, and a pale rider thundered out.

For I am that pale rider and I will trample under foot, the evil doers, the wicked and the profane. All those who do not heed my message will suffer by my hand. For I, Mordecai, am the right hand of the father and his vengeance flows through me. Hear me, fear me. For the time of Reckoning is upon us. - MORDECAI.

 

Big Show vs Eddie Guerrero non title

Just as Eddy rolls in the ring Big Show goes to work on him with a stomp and then a headbutt and elbow to the head. Eddy walks around stunned and then gets slammed by Big Show. Eddy fights back with some punches to no avail and gets tossed into one corner and irish whipped into the other. Choke by Show, and then he lifts him up for a few seconds and drops him. Eddy back to his feet and he starts working on Show's knee but Show fights him off. Show shoves Eddy down and gets a 2 count. Eddy irish whipped into the corner, Show misses and Eddy tries a top rope move but Show catches him and drives him into the turnbuckle. Some serious chops by Show in the corner and Eddy is down. Show steps on the back of Eddy's head. Show works on Eddy's left arm and then picks up Eddy above his head with one arm and drops him. Show goes for a pin with one arm and gets a 1 count. More wrenching on the arm, and then Eddy rakes Show's chest hair. Eddy comes off the ropes and gets into a bear hug. Eddy manages to toss Show out of the ring and then he goes for a crossbody to the outside but Show catches him and then Eddy slips out of it and Show's momentum takes him into the post.

 

Commercial #5

 

We're back and Eddy has the advantage and is waving Show bye bye. Show manages to get up and goes back to work on Eddy's arm. Eddy tries to stomp Show's feet and misses and show drives an elbow in the arm. Show tries to grab the arm again and Eddy fights back, so he hits two big headbutts that ground Eddy. Show stands on Eddy's shoulder. Eddy back to his feet and tries to fight back but Show manages to wrap his arm around the rope for the 4 count. Show has Eddy up by 1 arm but Eddy counters and tries to sunset flip him, Big Show grabs him off the mat and puts him in a big bear hug. Eddy gets out of it but gets put back on the mat and Show goes to work again on the shoulder/arm. Eddy with a thumb to the eye and two dropkicks have Show on the ropes. Eddy bounces off the opposite ropes and gets clotheslined by Show. Headbutt to Eddy as he rolls out of the ring. Eddy finds a wrench under the ring and puts it in Big Show's boot. Show pulls the wrench out and the Ref catches him and takes it away from him. This enough distraction to allows Eddy to unload a lot of punches. An Irish whip in the corner that dazes Show. Eddy off the top with a tornado DDT for a 2 count and Eddy is thrown on the Ref in the kickout. Show grabs Eddy for the Chokeslam but Eddy with a low blow and a DDT. To the top for a frogsplash and the pin.

 

2 1/2 out of 5

 

Big Show is distraught in the ring, his hair sticking all up over the place. Eddy offers to help Big Show out and starts the "Na na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye chant" and the crowd picks it up from there. Big Show dejectedly walks back up the aisle..

 

RVD vs Booker T - their first matches on Smackdown.

 

Randy Orton/Mick Foley at Backlash!

 

Commercial #6

 

Moments ago, Eddy lied, cheated and stole the victory from Big Show. Now Big Show is walking in the back and Torrie and a woman are laughing as he walks by. Torrie is scared for her life..so she's going to leave.

 

Theodore R. Long is in the ring and its showtime in the SD. He wants everyone to stand up for his man Mark Jindrak. Theres a mirror in the ring and Jindrak poses in front of it. The "Reflection of Perfection". The posing session is cut short when Spike Dudley comes down to the ring.

 

Mark Jindrak vs Spike Dudley

Jindrak attacks Spike as he enters the ring, Spike fights back and tries to go to the top rope but Jindrak "with the highest vertical leap in the WWE" dropkicks Spike off the top rope and to the floor. Back in and a 2 count for Jindrak. Delayed

standing vertical suplex by Jindrak and then he throws Spike into the ropes, Spike with a headbutt into Jindraks midsection. Spike goes for the Dudley Dog but Jindrak counters it and gets the pinfall.

 

0 out of 5

 

Booker T vs RVD - their confrontation last week and Booker T abandoning RVD in their tag match.

 

Next its RVD vs Booker T and we have the Tale of the Tape again.

 

The WWE Experience..

 

Commercial #7

 

RAW Rebound

 

Torrie is fleeing to her car but Big Show stops her. Accuses her of laughing at him and so he punches (unsucessfully) the driver's side window about 4 times and then he just sticks his big foot through it and the other window. Then he breaks the

back window. Torrie is begging him to calm down saying its not that bad, but Big Show is really upset. Then he bashes in the windshield. Torries screams that he's scaring her and then Big Show says something to the effect of "You want to see scary" and he rolls the car over on its top. Torrie starts to run away, trips, and continues running away as Big Show slowly walks in the same direction like its some horror movie or something. It probably is..

 

Commercial #8

 

We're back and Cole can't believe what he just saw, so we get to see it again. And again from a different camera angle..

 

Booker T vs RVD

 

RVD starts off with some forearms but Booker gets the advantage and irish whips RVD only to get hit with a spining kick. RVD with several kicks to Booker in the corner and then a running low dropkick that sends booker to the outside. RVD kicks Booker through the ropes and then RVD rolls Booker back in. RVD to the top and he hits a kick. Standing moonsault gets a 2 count. Booker T starts fighting back, irish whip is reversed, Booker holds on the ropes and then RVD clotheslines him outside. RVD with a suplex on to the guardrail and then hits the legdrop on Booker hanging over the rail.

 

Triple Threat at Backlash

 

Commercial #9

 

Booker drops RVD over the top rope and then drops him throat first over the top rope again. Neckbreaker gets a 2 count. Booker hits an elbow and then his standing knee drop for 2. Booker T with an Axe kick and then he starts kicking the RVDs rib area. Booker goes for the Scisors kick, RVD moves, Booker goes for the Book End and RVD blocks that and then kicks Booker. Jumping spin kick by RVD and both men are down. RVD with some right hands and then a kick and then a spin kick that takes Booker down. RVD sends booker into the turnbuckle and then hits a thrust kick off the top rope. Booker reverses an irish whip into the corner but meets RVD's boot and is knocked down. Splitlegged moonsault gets 2 for RVD. Booker misses a kick and RVD hits one, and then hits the rolling thunder for a 2 count. RVD counters a kick with a german suplex. RVD to the top for a Frog Splash but Booker rolls out of the way. Booker with a kick that ties RVD up in the ropes and Booker won't let up and Nick Patrick calls for the bell. RVD eventually gets loose and rolls to the outside.

Booker does a spinaroonie...and the copyright thing comes up...but..

 

2 out of 5

 

Hey Kurt! Big Show is gonna toss Torrie off a ledge!

 

Angle runs through the hallway as we see Big Show holding Torrie on a ledge over a door about 25 feet up in the air. Angle shows up below and demands that Show let Torrie go because its his responsibility of something happens to her. Angle says hes coming up and disappears back through the curtain/door. Angle appears up on the ledge and says its his ass (Angle's) if something happens to Torrie and that he'll be a bigger problem than Eddy was if he doesn't put Torrie down. Show complies. Angle calls Show a big jerk and then Show grabs him and Chokeslams him down to the floor (which is obscured by something). Torrie starts screaming and we see Big Show looking down and then we go down to the floor and see Angle sprawled out with blood flowing behind his head.

 

End of Show!

[Guest Anglesault]

I've always wondered, Marvin, how do you see these on wednesday?

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Maybe, just maybe, he goes to every taping and then pretends to see them early...

 

 

And Marvin, what the hell happened to your Andy Kaufman avatar?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Maybe, just maybe, he goes to every taping and then pretends to see them early...

 

 

And Marvin, what the hell happened to your Andy Kaufman avatar?

As for Andy Kaufman avatar, the image host I had been using went under and I haven't bothered with updating it.

 

As for how I get to see this early, I have a big Satellite and it can pick up the feed to all of the UPN stations.

 

This morning sucks however. The first hour was the only hour that got fed and now theres a Stocks show on that has the rights to the spot where Smackdown is fed for the next hour. Ususally when Smackdown gets bumped for the Stocks show the 2nd hour gets fed at 5 am. Luckily I dont have anything to do today or I would tape it and go to sleep.

 

Im working now on getting some pics up of the Mordecai thing. Pretty interesting.

[Guest Anglesault]

WWE is just trying to build up the suspense for the death.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I tried to capture the Mordecai video with my webcam (thats like 4 years old at least) and it just looked bad and was over 2 mbs in size I figured it wasn't worth it.

 

Its really cool though. Theres a flash fast type view of his face and you can see his eyes (his eyebrows are even white) and his kneeling before an altar that has a bunch of candles and a cross type thing.

[spiny norman 0]

How would you rate quality of the show thus far (ie. pre-death)?