Where is Stacy Keibler?

[brokentusk16]

Besides that women's match a few weeks ago she has been absent from WWE tv lately. Did she piss management off again or something?

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Again?

 

Anyway, it's not like she has anything to do on Raw at the moment - they put in a No. 1 Contenders match for the Womens Championship, for crying out loud.

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

I agree with what someone said on the Johnny Nitro thread. She should be a "Nitro girl". She could introduce Nitro and dance in the ring. Maybe be his girlfriend.

[EdwardKnoxII]

You as much I didn't like the whole Test, Steiner, Stacy angle. They could have used that to make a face very over. They could have had an underdog face fight for her rights and try to free and finally wins. Say what you will about it but, as long as they dragged it out they should have given the angle a decent ending like that instead of Foley saying you're free Stacy.

[Guest netslob]

she's taking a few weeks off to shave her legs...it takes awhile.

[nl5xsk1]

she's taking a few weeks off to shave her legs...it takes awhile.

Let me be the first to offer to help her. Or at least supervise while she does it alone.

[Guest What_ever]

I miss Stacy!

 

She's such a pretty girl, Raw should be using her every week!

[Damaramu]

RAW is better off having her not take up space.

[Dangerous A]

RAW is better off having her not take up space.

Amen brother Damaramu! Amen.

 

 

While they are at it, keep Austin's fuckin ass off TV too. Raw has been miles better without him as well.

[Damaramu]

RAW is better off having her not take up space.

Amen brother Damaramu! Amen.

 

 

While they are at it, keep Austin's fuckin ass off TV too. Raw has been miles better without him as well.

This man speaks the truth. Austin is just as big of a waste of space.

I actually couldn't breath when they were in the same ring together because so much space was being taken up.

[thuganomics]

She's probably nursing Test back to health. Maybe she'll get a boob job in the off time.

 

I've heard rumors that they're going to do a Beauty and the Beast angle with her and Kane. (It can lead to a feud with X-Pac...)

[Guest What_ever]

Stacy definitely doesn't need a boob job... there's enough fake girls out there already.

 

Also, I don't understand the hate for Stacy... it's not like she's out there burying everyone like Austin. She's there for a few minutes to show legs and ass, and help get some lower guy over.

[SuperJerk]

I agree with what someone said on the Johnny Nitro thread. She should be a "Nitro girl". She could introduce Nitro and dance in the ring. Maybe be his girlfriend.

That's too good an idea for them to use.

[Jobber of the Week]

I have not missed Skinny Bitch. The Johnny Nitro thing wouldn't be too bad as she'd at least be out of the ring and I could boo her without a bunch of people getting pissed at me.

[AndrewTS]

Stacy definitely doesn't need a boob job... there's enough fake girls out there already.

 

Also, I don't understand the hate for Stacy... it's not like she's out there burying everyone like Austin. She's there for a few minutes to show legs and ass, and help get some lower guy over.

Yes.

 

And...uh...she's never gotten anyone over.

[Guest What_ever]

Stacy definitely doesn't need a boob job... there's enough fake girls out there already.

 

Also, I don't understand the hate for Stacy... it's not like she's out there burying everyone like Austin.  She's there for a few minutes to show legs and ass, and help get some lower guy over.

Yes.

 

And...uh...she's never gotten anyone over.

Test.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

I agree with what someone said on the Johnny Nitro thread. She should be a "Nitro girl". She could introduce Nitro and dance in the ring. Maybe be his girlfriend.

I think JHawk would have something to say about that.

 

And yes Andrew, she never has gotten anyone over - Stacy's role is that of the looks for the wrestler. I mean, when she was managing Test, those pops weren't for him, they were for her - they wouldn't've been anywhere near that had the fans known that she wouldn't be with him.

 

I don't have a problem with her at all - but if she had become the No. 1 Contender... Well...

 

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Who gives a fuck where Stacy is?

 

1.) She's not a wrestler. And when she does, the best way to describe it is "Falling down like Stephanie did at WM X-7. By that, I mean horribly.

 

2.) She isn't that good looking, and her random showing up doesn't improve RAW. Wrestling matches do.

 

3.) For eye candy, she has nothing upstairs....in either compartment. It's all in the trunk, and we've all seen it enough times and now it gets old.

 

4.) She dates TEST. She has no taste in men. According to reports, Test is an asshole to fans, and definitely doesn't have looks.

 

She loses 4 times over. She's stale. Stick her with the Dudley Boyz to reform the stale act again.

[cbacon]

Ya, shes quite the ditz. I feel like throwing my boot at the TV (if i were wearing boots inside the house) whenever she says "want to fly with me" in that WWE/mars bar ad they run on TSN during RAW

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Ya, shes quite the ditz. I feel like throwing my boot at the TV (if i were wearing boots inside the house) whenever she says "want to fly with me" in that WWE/mars bar ad they run on TSN during RAW

Wow....thats one of the few times I'm glad I don't live in Canada. I think i'd rather watch those god damn FF X-2 commercials ran on Spike T.V. non-stop than that.

[AndrewTS]

Stacy definitely doesn't need a boob job... there's enough fake girls out there already.

 

Also, I don't understand the hate for Stacy... it's not like she's out there burying everyone like Austin.  She's there for a few minutes to show legs and ass, and help get some lower guy over.

Yes.

 

And...uh...she's never gotten anyone over.

Test.

*bzt*

 

I mean, when she was managing Test, those pops weren't for him, they were for her - they wouldn't've been anywhere near that had the fans known that she wouldn't be with him.

 

...what?

 

4.) She dates TEST. She has no taste in men. According to reports, Test is an asshole to fans, and definitely doesn't have looks.

 

Before Test, she was with David Flair....

 

According to Mick, being with Test could be out of pity. Plus, maybe Test is packin'.

 

Maybe David Flair was pity--or it could have been for job security.

 

Ya, shes quite the ditz. I feel like throwing my boot at the TV (if i were wearing boots inside the house) whenever she says "want to fly with me" in that WWE/mars bar ad they run on TSN during RAW

 

Come on, it CAN'T be worse than her singing.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Thanks asshole. I blocked out that horrible track on the Originals CD. Makes me want to pull out a machette and hack away at whoever thought it was a good idea.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Thanks asshole. I blocked out that horrible track on the Originals CD. Makes me want to pull out a machette and hack away at whoever thought it was a good idea.

I don't think that that entire CD was intended to be "good".

 

Not the type of music that you'd listen to seriously.

 

[AndrewTS]

Thanks asshole. I blocked out that horrible track on the Originals CD. Makes me want to pull out a machette and hack away at whoever thought it was a good idea.

I'm the asshole? Hey, it wasn't *my* idea to have her sing for a dance track that even the finest in studio recording technology couldn't save.

 

I'm also reminded of her witty "j00 have a tiny penis" comment to Jericho.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Thanks asshole. I blocked out that horrible track on the Originals CD. Makes me want to pull out a machette and hack away at whoever thought it was a good idea.

I'm the asshole? Hey, it wasn't *my* idea to have her sing for a dance track that even the finest in studio recording technology couldn't save.

 

I'm also reminded of her witty "j00 have a tiny penis" comment to Jericho.

Don't take the asshole line personal, it's just a better tag line than just saying "Thanks". But the song is just HORRIBLE! HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE! So horrible it made the baby devil cry.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Thanks asshole. I blocked out that horrible track on the Originals CD. Makes me want to pull out a machette and hack away at whoever thought it was a good idea.

I'm the asshole? Hey, it wasn't *my* idea to have her sing for a dance track that even the finest in studio recording technology couldn't save.

 

I'm also reminded of her witty "j00 have a tiny penis" comment to Jericho.

Yes, her song sucks.

 

And I've had a strong distaste for her ever since her and Jackie danced to and sang that stupid fucking "Milkshake" song.

 

And that comment was completely stupid, but was it better than Trish Stratus over-using that "Vitamine wee" joke to him both on television and in videogames alike?

 

Seems to be a pattern with Jericho there...

 

And speaking of which, here's a game glitch to keep you occupied. I was backstage in Season, and it was supposed to be Trish Stratus of whom I was the knight in shining armour for, but it was Steven Richards there instead, and Kane was the one trying to crack onto him.

 

Hilarity ensued.

 

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Lucky.....I had to be paired up with JAZZ. Thank God I turned face to form a faction with Shelton Benjamin and Dynamite Kid.

[Guest Anglesault]

Stacy definitely doesn't need a boob job... there's enough fake girls out there already.

 

Also, I don't understand the hate for Stacy... it's not like she's out there burying everyone like Austin.  She's there for a few minutes to show legs and ass, and help get some lower guy over.

Yes.

 

And...uh...she's never gotten anyone over.

Test.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

.....

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

^----my new favorite post of the day.

 

 

Writer: "Hey Boss, I have the final draft for the Raw lineup tonight...do you want Hurricane & Richards to open the show?"

 

Vince: What?! Who the hell do you think you are?!!? Get me the bitch with the big ass and long legs so she can take up 10 minutes to save you people from coming up with ideas.

 

Writer: "But sir...the crowd response has dwindled down to nothing"

 

Vince: "Then make her wear conservative outfits! Conservative sells! Remember the great RTC angle?"

 

Writer: "....Can I please go?"

[AndrewTS]

Thanks asshole. I blocked out that horrible track on the Originals CD. Makes me want to pull out a machette and hack away at whoever thought it was a good idea.

I'm the asshole? Hey, it wasn't *my* idea to have her sing for a dance track that even the finest in studio recording technology couldn't save.

 

I'm also reminded of her witty "j00 have a tiny penis" comment to Jericho.

Don't take the asshole line personal, it's just a better tag line than just saying "Thanks". But the song is just HORRIBLE! HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE! So horrible it made the baby devil cry.

No offense taken, just want to make sure the blame is properly placed.

 

Indeed. It was so bad they couldn't actually find a portion of the song that was listenable for 3 whole seconds on the commercial.

 

And the full thing--YEE GODS!!

 

And that comment was completely stupid, but was it better than Trish Stratus over-using that "Vitamine wee" joke to him both on television and in videogames alike?

 

In video games? And yeah, it was slightly better.

 

Despite all this, she's STILL better than Torrie.

 

Hmm--where's JHawk to comment in this thread?