RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Rico vs. MB would be brilliant though. You could build it up as this huge, controversial, train-wreck waiting to happen of a match, and then have them wrestle straight for the whole time. Just when Cole and Tazz are about to breathe a sigh of relief, they bukkake Miss Jackie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placebo Effect 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Last night I was discussing with a friend about a new ultra-stupid gimmick. The wrestlers name would be the MASTER BAITER. Get it, MASTURBATER! Troma already used yoor idea roughly four years ago. He was a superhero who continually came, and I believe he rapped too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Damn it....well, not like many people heard of it.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DeathBecomesYou Report post Posted April 16, 2004 So for those who have seen him, how good is he in the ring? On the mic? He's pretty poor from what i've seen, kind of like Batista's style. Just very, very basic power moves, typical 80's WWF moveset of bodyslam, big boot, vertical suplex and chokehold. He's not Nathan Jones bad, as he doesn't blow a lot of spots or anything, he's just as bland as can be. Mic wise, he's never really ever cut a promo, as he's always had his manager Synn to do it for him so he's a bit of an unknown quantity there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 You know, they've been looking for a reason to bring back Dennis Knight. Well, here we have it: the Master Baiter. Think of it as Naked Mideon, only much, much more disturbing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 16, 2004 You know, they've been looking for a reason to bring back Dennis Knight. Well, here we have it: the Master Baiter. Think of it as Naked Mideon, only much, much more disturbing. Imagine Regals disgusted face, and thats my expression right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Rico vs. MB would be brilliant though. You could build it up as this huge, controversial, train-wreck waiting to happen of a match, and then have them wrestle straight for the whole time. Just when Cole and Tazz are about to breathe a sigh of relief, they bukkake Miss Jackie. Silly Rudo, that term is incorrect when you only have two guys and one gal... ...not that I'd know of such things. They kinda blew their chance to really do that during the Draft Lottery show, with both locker rooms all out there. He's pretty poor from what i've seen, kind of like Batista's style. Just very, very basic power moves, typical 80's WWF moveset of bodyslam, big boot, vertical suplex and chokehold. He's not Nathan Jones bad, as he doesn't blow a lot of spots or anything, he's just as bland as can be. Mic wise, he's never really ever cut a promo, as he's always had his manager Synn to do it for him so he's a bit of an unknown quantity there. Sounds like Sean O'Haire v. 2.0 alright, which some one else already called. Also, how long until they dumb-down the spelling of the name? "MORDAKAI" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 16, 2004 If Californians can put up with writing Governor Schwartzenegger all the time, we can spell Mordechai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 They kinda blew their chance to really do that during the Draft Lottery show, with both locker rooms all out there. Yes, they blew their chance indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 I almost marked out of my shoes. For some reason, listening above the noise of my father and a friend of his talking about what they've done the past three months, I thought the voice sounded SERIOUSLY like Brock Lesnar. And the eyeball closeups they gave didn't look like it couldn't possibly belong to him, so for a moment I thought McMahon worked the net, and reworking Lesnar into something weird and crazy. My guess is this character will be the new supervillain-style foil for FusionTaker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Too bad I know how Seven sounds and looks, so I know it couldn't be Brock. Plus Brock is about roided up like Hogan in 88. Off-topic: Speaking of Brock, I was rummaging through an old RAW from 2000, and they did an article of Brock. At the time I was like "Whos the Ludvig Borga ripoff" then 2 years later hes the "next big thing"....like Borga. Brock Lesnar = Ludvig Borga Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Except talented. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Except talented. Well....yeah, but Brock isn't Mr. Work-rate. He has amatuer background and can do power moves. Of course thats leaps and bounds better than Borga. But the resemblance from 2000 just struck me as weird. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Brock was able to keep up w/ the likes of Eddie, Benoit, Rey, plus got some Show's best matches out of him. Plus, he was one of the biggest bumpers in the company. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 16, 2004 I see Curt Hennig taught him well, since I rememebr 2 or 3 crazy over-sells Brock did for Rock and Taker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2004 Too bad I know how Seven sounds and looks, so I know it couldn't be Brock. Plus Brock is about roided up like Hogan in 88. I just figured the guy in the coat didn't necessarily have to be the wrestler being advertised. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 17, 2004 Too bad I know how Seven sounds and looks, so I know it couldn't be Brock. Plus Brock is about roided up like Hogan in 88. I just figured the guy in the coat didn't necessarily have to be the wrestler being advertised. I know, I'm just happy it really isn't Brock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clean rob 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 If Californians can put up with writing Governor Schwartzenegger all the time, we can spell Mordechai ...but not, apparently, "Schwarzenegger". I was wondering where all this 'bukkake Miss Jackie' stuff came from. Now that I know, I kind of wish I didn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 If Californians can put up with writing Governor Schwartzenegger all the time, we can spell Mordechai Damn straight! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
