AndrewTS Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 *Close up of Kurt Angle lying there, Torrie screams* Kurt: It's okay, it's okay. I'm just doing my yoga.
NYU Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 If Kurt Angl;e shows up next week, it'll be more screwed up than when Kane came back after being in that car crash Or being thrown in the dumpster of fire. Burn in hell...YOU SON OF A BITCH Easily explained. *Kurt Angle walks down to the ring for an interview* Cole: My god, I can't believe Angle is walking after what happened last week to the hands of the damn Big Show. Damn Big. Damn Show. Damn him! Damn! Tazz: But Cole, Angle is hurting. Do you see that piece of tape wrapped around his ribs? Cole: ......I do believe I do. I didn't realize he was hurting THAT much. Tazz: What a trooper Angle is. ---Remember, tape around the ribs can cure ANYTHING---
iliketurtles Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 They should do a segment where Angle is in the hospital in a total body cast and Torrie comes and visits him and tries to give him a blowjob, but all of Angle's nerves are fucked up so he can't get a boner...and then she turns on him.
JoeDirt Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 They should do a segment where Angle is in the hospital in a total body cast and Torrie comes and visits him and tries to give him a blowjob, but all of Angle's nerves are fucked up so he can't get a boner...and then she turns on him. You guys are on a roll tonight. My prediction is that Vince takes over for Kurt for a few weeks - and this brings back Taker, who wants revenge for Survivor Series. That sets up Vince vs. Taker at JD, so they can do Booker vs. RVD instead of Booker vs. Taker.
ChrisMWaters Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Personally, I'd find it funny for while Kurt is out, they made Undertaker GM.
Guest Fook Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Kurt Angle, the character, is dead. Next week, we see the debut of his unknown twin brother - Burt Angle!
Tawren Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 If Kurt Angl;e shows up next week, it'll be more screwed up than when Kane came back after being in that car crash Or being thrown in the dumpster of fire. Burn in hell...YOU SON OF A BITCH Easily explained. *Kurt Angle walks down to the ring for an interview* Cole: My god, I can't believe Angle is walking after what happened last week to the hands of the damn Big Show. Damn Big. Damn Show. Damn him! Damn! Tazz: But Cole, Angle is hurting. Do you see that piece of tape wrapped around his ribs? Cole: ......I do believe I do. I didn't realize he was hurting THAT much. Tazz: What a trooper Angle is. ---Remember, tape around the ribs can cure ANYTHING--- 14 karat gold there.
Guest wrestlingbs Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Kurt Angle, the character, is dead. Next week, we see the debut of his unknown twin brother - Burt Angle! if he shows up with a fake mustache I'm all for it. They cut out the part afterwards when Kane dragged Kurt's body back to his car...
Karc Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 You guys are on a roll tonight. I think it's sad that at this point we are making all kinds of fun of a man who supposedly just fell to his death on national TV.
RavishingRickRudo Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Burt Angle?!?! That's a rip-off of Vance McMahon!!!!! *sues for gimmick infringement* RRR: Turned to smackdown once tonight.... during Rico vs. Haas... needless to say, that didn't last long.
CanadianChick Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Has RVD ever been injured in his entire stint with the WWE? Nope and in his 15 year Career...has only suffered ONE injury...that took him out for 6 weeks. He's like Gumby on pot. Dude, he *is* Gumby on pot. I liked the main event. And I'm still in shock that Robbie did a suplex. When's the last time *that's* happened?
MarvinisaLunatic Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Well, for those that didn't read the spoilers, they had Booker T come back out and say he was the new GM and he got beat up by Eddy and Cena after the show. I wonder if they were testing that idea out or if it was just a way to get Booker T some more heat?
Guest Mosaicv2 Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 KURT ANGLE IS DEAD... so Undertaker & Bearer will rise him back from the dead in a funeral ceremony in the ring... total WRESTLECRAP prediction
Scroby Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 I'm just wondering why it took so long for Torie to decide to run away. Angry TBS = run like hell She's white and blonde...what other reason do you need?
haVoc Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Why do I even bother recording SD at this point? Heel Show has problems with heel GM and heel Bradshaw. Heel Show loses to babyface WWE champion and quits WWE. Heel Show chases babyface women around building. Heel Show chokes slams heel GM 30 feet to end show? Was that supposed to turn Angle face? Was that supposed to turn Big Show face? Am I supposed to care about any of this? Thank God for Raw.
Guest Goodear Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Why feed your CW champion to a heavyweight? I still say that cruisers should NEVER get in there with the other guys. Pssst... because a lack of advancement of cruiserweights totally screwed over WCW. Eddie Guerrero and Chris Jericho are the two most dynamic examples.
Guest Goodear Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Okay... I KNOW this was stupid. I KNOW it makes no sense. I KNOW that Kurt will be fine in something like three weeks if we're lucky. I still loved it. I... I don't know what to do with myself.
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