NYU 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 What I love about angles like this one is that no one comes to help the perosn who is injured...I mean if there is a "brawl" in the ring or in the back then you've got thirty fucking refs and 4 emts with stretchers out there in seconds..but hit the Rock with a semi, throw Kane into a burning dumpster or leave Kurt freaking Angle bleeding his brains out and there isn't one sole person around....God why am I still watching this stuff?????!!!! Anytime you have a comment about storylines not making sense.... ..... .....Warlocks did it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What_ever Report post Posted April 16, 2004 I just hope HHH doesn't fuck Kurt at his funeral. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slimm44 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 LOL I was telling my friends Kurt was dead then I came to find this topic. It's very interesting to see how this storyline goes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 16, 2004 What I love about angles like this one is that no one comes to help the perosn who is injured...I mean if there is a "brawl" in the ring or in the back then you've got thirty fucking refs and 4 emts with stretchers out there in seconds..but hit the Rock with a semi, throw Kane into a burning dumpster or leave Kurt freaking Angle bleeding his brains out and there isn't one sole person around....God why am I still watching this stuff?????!!!! Anytime you have a comment about storylines not making sense.... You're CLEARLY an overly negative perfectionist jackass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
reign 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 What I love about angles like this one is that no one comes to help the perosn who is injured...I mean if there is a "brawl" in the ring or in the back then you've got thirty fucking refs and 4 emts with stretchers out there in seconds..but hit the Rock with a semi, throw Kane into a burning dumpster or leave Kurt freaking Angle bleeding his brains out and there isn't one sole person around....God why am I still watching this stuff?????!!!! Anytime you have a comment about storylines not making sense.... You're CLEARLY an overly negative perfectionist jackass. Well I had been reading a lot of posts from this Anglesau-oh! wait it's you!...I'm so honored! Do you think anybody has scraped Your Olympic Frontal Lobe off the concrete yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 "My name is Eric Angle. You killed my brother. Now, prepare to die." Anything you can work the Princess Bride into an angle with The Big Show, you should. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Smackdown's new GM: The Macho Man and his first order will be an order to Hulk Hogan, telling him to "Be a man!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Smackdown's new GM: The Macho Man and his first order will be an order to Hulk Hogan, telling him to "Be a man!" He was on Nick in the Morning and after getting dunked in slime, Macho Man said "Hulk Hogan, be a man" The guy is making challenges on kids shows now! I want him back as GM until Kurt rises from the dead with Al Wilson as Torrie reveals she is a re-animator Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Seeing as the angle appeared to have Kurt fracture his skull after a 20 foot fall and die, how exactly will they have Kurt return by the Summer (And you know they will?) Kurt will come back as the NEW DEAD MAN and feud with the Undertaker. And he will job in every single match despite the constant interference against Taker by a team of Navy SEALs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wrestlingbs Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Smackdown's new GM: The Macho Man and his first order will be an order to Hulk Hogan, telling him to "Be a man!" He was on Nick in the Morning and after getting dunked in slime, Macho Man said "Hulk Hogan, be a man" The guy is making challenges on kids shows now! I want him back as GM until Kurt rises from the dead with Al Wilson as Torrie reveals she is a re-animator Please for the love of all that is holy tell me you're joking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Well, in theory, the Undertaker could bring Kurt Angle back to life. Angle would just have to a bit paler. ZOMBIE KURT ANGLE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DMann2003 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Aha ripping off "Dawn of the Dead" Zombie wrestlers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Because that was the missing piece of the puzzle to enable Kurt's hair to grow back. Massive head trauma. Jumps off a 40 ft ledge.. *waits for hair to grow back* its.............not...................wor.......king...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Maybe Mordechai will perform a ceremony to bring Kurt back to life. Mordechia: Rise my child! How do you feel? Angle: How do I feel? I was freakin dead! How do you think I feel? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enigma 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Remember everyone, this IS the same guy who tears his quad everyday when he gets out of bed and ends up just fine! Everything's going to be ok! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Only The Strong Survive 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 If anyone captures that little segment and is willing to share, that would be awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
reign 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Aha ripping off "Dawn of the Dead" Zombie wrestlers Lights go dark...."GONG!!!"....red,white and blue lightning hits the ring....it's... The ANGLETAKER!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
humongous2002 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 I just hope HHH doesn't fuck Kurt at his funeral. Well at least HHH won't be able to fuck his brains out since Kurt landed on his head and there was brain matter(?) oozing from his head, i doubt it was blood since it looked very thick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Personally, and this is in all seriousness...I think this is what's going to happen. Next week's Smackdown...we find Kurt Angle in the hospital, tied up to IV machines and such, his head wrapped up ala Mankind's at the Empty Arena match. Somehow Big Show will be convinced to stay on Smackdown. Maybe Heyman helps him out or something. Angle, since he's out of commission and can't physically get revenge...will book a match. For Judgment Day: Big Show vs. Undertaker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 That's not Eric Angle! It's new Pepsi Twist! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Aha ripping off "Dawn of the Dead" Zombie wrestlers Yes.....because that movie invented Zombies and all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
humongous2002 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 I guess the fatter he gets,the stronger he gets? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Smackdown's new GM: The Macho Man and his first order will be an order to Hulk Hogan, telling him to "Be a man!" He was on Nick in the Morning and after getting dunked in slime, Macho Man said "Hulk Hogan, be a man" The guy is making challenges on kids shows now! I want him back as GM until Kurt rises from the dead with Al Wilson as Torrie reveals she is a re-animator Please for the love of all that is holy tell me you're joking. About wanting Savage back, yes About the Nick in the morning with him getting dunked in slime and challenging Hogan to be a man? No, that part I am serious. The Macho Man was on Nick, he was dunked in slime and then he told "Hulk Hogan, be a man" all the while Nick played a sound clip of him saying "Ooooohhh Yeaah" Don't ask me, I was more confused than anyone. He was posing and then he went into the slime and I became more confused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted April 16, 2004 ZOMBIE KURT ANGLE He's probably going to get re-animated by Mordechi......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 HHH got saved by the airbag in his car. All he suffered was a swollen nose, which still hasn't gone down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jack Potts Report post Posted April 16, 2004 First of all, I think that The Big Show should be commended for how well he executed that angle (Honestly, there was no pun intended with that...) Show believably conveyed the despair, torment and ultimately, rage, that his character was supposed to exhibit. Watching him tell Torrie to "laugh for me, or so help me, I'll make you scream," was downright chilling. The Smackdown crew and writers also made good use of the taped format to carry out an angle that they could never do on the live Raw. However, I do wish that they hadn't thrown Charlie Haas into that ridiculous match with Rico. After Angle's brush with death at the hands of The Big Show, having Haas visit his former mentor in the hospital, and swear revenge, could have been a great way to bring Haas into a main-event level feud. The Haas-Show feud could even have ended with Charlie locking in a devastating Haas of Pain, forcing Show out for several months to have the knee surgery he has been putting off. Aah, the fun of fantasy booking... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted April 16, 2004 ^ Give this man a job. It's the thing the WWE is lacking in most at the moment. They'll run an angle like this, but instead of using it to push Haas they'll just try to cement the current maineventers. Kurt Angle and Big Show are pretty well cemented, if something like this doesn't happen then the angle is pointless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Evolution Report post Posted April 16, 2004 That's not Kurt Angle, it's really a horse! It's not a horse, it's a broom! To tell the truth, Diane, I'm surprised. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest PowerPB13 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 "So, uhm, Kurt's dead." Cool, no more bitching about him being misused. (walks away) -Patrick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted April 16, 2004 First of all, I think that The Big Show should be commended for how well he executed that angle (Honestly, there was no pun intended with that...) Show believably conveyed the despair, torment and ultimately, rage, that his character was supposed to exhibit. Watching him tell Torrie to "laugh for me, or so help me, I'll make you scream," was downright chilling. The Smackdown crew and writers also made good use of the taped format to carry out an angle that they could never do on the live Raw. However, I do wish that they hadn't thrown Charlie Haas into that ridiculous match with Rico. After Angle's brush with death at the hands of The Big Show, having Haas visit his former mentor in the hospital, and swear revenge, could have been a great way to bring Haas into a main-event level feud. The Haas-Show feud could even have ended with Charlie locking in a devastating Haas of Pain, forcing Show out for several months to have the knee surgery he has been putting off. Aah, the fun of fantasy booking... I'd be for that. Kinda like having something good come out of something horrible(in a "don't insult my intelligence" kinda way). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
