NYU Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 What I love about angles like this one is that no one comes to help the perosn who is injured...I mean if there is a "brawl" in the ring or in the back then you've got thirty fucking refs and 4 emts with stretchers out there in seconds..but hit the Rock with a semi, throw Kane into a burning dumpster or leave Kurt freaking Angle bleeding his brains out and there isn't one sole person around....God why am I still watching this stuff?????!!!! Anytime you have a comment about storylines not making sense.... ..... .....Warlocks did it.
Guest What_ever Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 I just hope HHH doesn't fuck Kurt at his funeral.
slimm44 Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 LOL I was telling my friends Kurt was dead then I came to find this topic. It's very interesting to see how this storyline goes.
Guest Anglesault Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 What I love about angles like this one is that no one comes to help the perosn who is injured...I mean if there is a "brawl" in the ring or in the back then you've got thirty fucking refs and 4 emts with stretchers out there in seconds..but hit the Rock with a semi, throw Kane into a burning dumpster or leave Kurt freaking Angle bleeding his brains out and there isn't one sole person around....God why am I still watching this stuff?????!!!! Anytime you have a comment about storylines not making sense.... You're CLEARLY an overly negative perfectionist jackass.
reign Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 What I love about angles like this one is that no one comes to help the perosn who is injured...I mean if there is a "brawl" in the ring or in the back then you've got thirty fucking refs and 4 emts with stretchers out there in seconds..but hit the Rock with a semi, throw Kane into a burning dumpster or leave Kurt freaking Angle bleeding his brains out and there isn't one sole person around....God why am I still watching this stuff?????!!!! Anytime you have a comment about storylines not making sense.... You're CLEARLY an overly negative perfectionist jackass. Well I had been reading a lot of posts from this Anglesau-oh! wait it's you!...I'm so honored! Do you think anybody has scraped Your Olympic Frontal Lobe off the concrete yet?
2GOLD Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 "My name is Eric Angle. You killed my brother. Now, prepare to die." Anything you can work the Princess Bride into an angle with The Big Show, you should.
Rob E Dangerously Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Smackdown's new GM: The Macho Man and his first order will be an order to Hulk Hogan, telling him to "Be a man!"
2GOLD Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Smackdown's new GM: The Macho Man and his first order will be an order to Hulk Hogan, telling him to "Be a man!" He was on Nick in the Morning and after getting dunked in slime, Macho Man said "Hulk Hogan, be a man" The guy is making challenges on kids shows now! I want him back as GM until Kurt rises from the dead with Al Wilson as Torrie reveals she is a re-animator
jester Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Seeing as the angle appeared to have Kurt fracture his skull after a 20 foot fall and die, how exactly will they have Kurt return by the Summer (And you know they will?) Kurt will come back as the NEW DEAD MAN and feud with the Undertaker. And he will job in every single match despite the constant interference against Taker by a team of Navy SEALs.
Guest wrestlingbs Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Smackdown's new GM: The Macho Man and his first order will be an order to Hulk Hogan, telling him to "Be a man!" He was on Nick in the Morning and after getting dunked in slime, Macho Man said "Hulk Hogan, be a man" The guy is making challenges on kids shows now! I want him back as GM until Kurt rises from the dead with Al Wilson as Torrie reveals she is a re-animator Please for the love of all that is holy tell me you're joking.
Rob E Dangerously Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Well, in theory, the Undertaker could bring Kurt Angle back to life. Angle would just have to a bit paler. ZOMBIE KURT ANGLE
DMann2003 Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Aha ripping off "Dawn of the Dead" Zombie wrestlers
MarvinisaLunatic Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Because that was the missing piece of the puzzle to enable Kurt's hair to grow back. Massive head trauma. Jumps off a 40 ft ledge.. *waits for hair to grow back* its.............not...................wor.......king......
Styles Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Maybe Mordechai will perform a ceremony to bring Kurt back to life. Mordechia: Rise my child! How do you feel? Angle: How do I feel? I was freakin dead! How do you think I feel?
Enigma Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Remember everyone, this IS the same guy who tears his quad everyday when he gets out of bed and ends up just fine! Everything's going to be ok!
Only The Strong Survive Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 If anyone captures that little segment and is willing to share, that would be awesome.
reign Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Aha ripping off "Dawn of the Dead" Zombie wrestlers Lights go dark...."GONG!!!"....red,white and blue lightning hits the ring....it's... The ANGLETAKER!!!!
humongous2002 Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 I just hope HHH doesn't fuck Kurt at his funeral. Well at least HHH won't be able to fuck his brains out since Kurt landed on his head and there was brain matter(?) oozing from his head, i doubt it was blood since it looked very thick.
ChrisMWaters Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Personally, and this is in all seriousness...I think this is what's going to happen. Next week's Smackdown...we find Kurt Angle in the hospital, tied up to IV machines and such, his head wrapped up ala Mankind's at the Empty Arena match. Somehow Big Show will be convinced to stay on Smackdown. Maybe Heyman helps him out or something. Angle, since he's out of commission and can't physically get revenge...will book a match. For Judgment Day: Big Show vs. Undertaker.
Corey_Lazarus Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 That's not Eric Angle! It's new Pepsi Twist!
Damaramu Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Aha ripping off "Dawn of the Dead" Zombie wrestlers Yes.....because that movie invented Zombies and all.
humongous2002 Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 I guess the fatter he gets,the stronger he gets?
2GOLD Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Smackdown's new GM: The Macho Man and his first order will be an order to Hulk Hogan, telling him to "Be a man!" He was on Nick in the Morning and after getting dunked in slime, Macho Man said "Hulk Hogan, be a man" The guy is making challenges on kids shows now! I want him back as GM until Kurt rises from the dead with Al Wilson as Torrie reveals she is a re-animator Please for the love of all that is holy tell me you're joking. About wanting Savage back, yes About the Nick in the morning with him getting dunked in slime and challenging Hogan to be a man? No, that part I am serious. The Macho Man was on Nick, he was dunked in slime and then he told "Hulk Hogan, be a man" all the while Nick played a sound clip of him saying "Ooooohhh Yeaah" Don't ask me, I was more confused than anyone. He was posing and then he went into the slime and I became more confused.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 ZOMBIE KURT ANGLE He's probably going to get re-animated by Mordechi.........
OldSchoolWrestling Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 HHH got saved by the airbag in his car. All he suffered was a swollen nose, which still hasn't gone down.
Guest Jack Potts Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 First of all, I think that The Big Show should be commended for how well he executed that angle (Honestly, there was no pun intended with that...) Show believably conveyed the despair, torment and ultimately, rage, that his character was supposed to exhibit. Watching him tell Torrie to "laugh for me, or so help me, I'll make you scream," was downright chilling. The Smackdown crew and writers also made good use of the taped format to carry out an angle that they could never do on the live Raw. However, I do wish that they hadn't thrown Charlie Haas into that ridiculous match with Rico. After Angle's brush with death at the hands of The Big Show, having Haas visit his former mentor in the hospital, and swear revenge, could have been a great way to bring Haas into a main-event level feud. The Haas-Show feud could even have ended with Charlie locking in a devastating Haas of Pain, forcing Show out for several months to have the knee surgery he has been putting off. Aah, the fun of fantasy booking...
Guest croweater Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 ^ Give this man a job. It's the thing the WWE is lacking in most at the moment. They'll run an angle like this, but instead of using it to push Haas they'll just try to cement the current maineventers. Kurt Angle and Big Show are pretty well cemented, if something like this doesn't happen then the angle is pointless.
Guest Evolution Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 That's not Kurt Angle, it's really a horse! It's not a horse, it's a broom! To tell the truth, Diane, I'm surprised.
Guest PowerPB13 Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 "So, uhm, Kurt's dead." Cool, no more bitching about him being misused. (walks away) -Patrick
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 First of all, I think that The Big Show should be commended for how well he executed that angle (Honestly, there was no pun intended with that...) Show believably conveyed the despair, torment and ultimately, rage, that his character was supposed to exhibit. Watching him tell Torrie to "laugh for me, or so help me, I'll make you scream," was downright chilling. The Smackdown crew and writers also made good use of the taped format to carry out an angle that they could never do on the live Raw. However, I do wish that they hadn't thrown Charlie Haas into that ridiculous match with Rico. After Angle's brush with death at the hands of The Big Show, having Haas visit his former mentor in the hospital, and swear revenge, could have been a great way to bring Haas into a main-event level feud. The Haas-Show feud could even have ended with Charlie locking in a devastating Haas of Pain, forcing Show out for several months to have the knee surgery he has been putting off. Aah, the fun of fantasy booking... I'd be for that. Kinda like having something good come out of something horrible(in a "don't insult my intelligence" kinda way).
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