Sandman9000 Posted April 17, 2004 Report Posted April 17, 2004 Seriously, what the FUCK was that shit? I don't see how anyone could learn anything from that crap, other then that FOX has finally crossed the line in presenting a sports broadcast and trying to make it into a video game. I half expect the game to be reset at any time now. But in all seriousness, Scooter was an insult to baseball, an insult to television, and an insult to humanity in general.
Rob E Dangerously Posted April 17, 2004 Report Posted April 17, 2004 BOB ESPOSA! BOB ESPOSA! sorry.. i'm just singing the Spanish version of the Spongebob theme song. Scooter owns you, biotch. You don't know it, but he goes out and pimps the hoes. He's got to make his money too.
Guest Anglesault Posted April 17, 2004 Report Posted April 17, 2004 But in all seriousness, Scooter was an insult to baseball, an insult to television, and an insult to humanity in general. So were my Yankees. Seriously, though, Scooter was really bad, but I thought he'd be much worse.
TheDevilAndGodAreRagingInsideMe Posted April 17, 2004 Report Posted April 17, 2004 Not only did it not teach anything, but the first time they showed it the sound didn't work, so they did it again later and missed a 1-pitch at bat of Enrique Wilson. Completely pointless.
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted April 17, 2004 Report Posted April 17, 2004 i think we can take solace in the fact that Scooter probably won't last very long. and wasn't that supposed to be for little kids? that shit was scary.
Guest Anglesault Posted April 17, 2004 Report Posted April 17, 2004 Apparently the scary as hell cat costume from The Cat in the Hat was supposed to appeal to kids as well. Maybe kids are just braver these days.
Jobber of the Week Posted April 17, 2004 Report Posted April 17, 2004 Anyone want to show me a picture of what I missed? I keep hearing about Scooter, but can't see it. Is it a mascot?
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted April 17, 2004 Report Posted April 17, 2004 it's a talking baseball supposed to explain pitches to kids. Suffice to say it didn't go off quite as planned.
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted April 17, 2004 Report Posted April 17, 2004 What in the fuck are you talking about?
Guest Smues Posted April 17, 2004 Report Posted April 17, 2004 What about Scott Keith? I thought the same thing when I read the title of this thread.
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted April 17, 2004 Report Posted April 17, 2004 The idea that someone would start a "fuck Scott Keith" thread in the sports folder never crossed my mind.
Guest Vitamin X Posted April 17, 2004 Report Posted April 17, 2004 yeah what the hell is this, Scotsmanility or something...
The Czech Republic Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 A talking baseball, well I never. What's next, glowing hockey pucks?
treble Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 I liked how it was saying how you can never tell which way a knuckleball's going to move, but the animation, which looped about 10 times, it seemed, kept moving along the exact same path.
Spaceman Spiff Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 Yeah, fuck Phil Rizzuto! **whisper whisper** Oh, my bad.
DerangedHermit Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 Yeah, fuck Phil Rizzuto! Yeah...fuck him! He's in the HOF while Mex and Gil aren't?
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