ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 OK...was watching After-Burn to see how the hell they would explain what happened with Kurt Angle. First, they did still shots only, as they said the fall was too horrific for a show like After Burn. Secondly, here's what they explained Kurt had: Grade 3 Concussion Broken Left Leg Severe Internal Injuries. So, he's not dead...just badly injured. Just wanted you all to hear that. Thank you, and have a nice day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 Gotta love the "severe internal injuries" line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 So he will wear tape around the ribs to help his internal injuries, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 Gotta love the "severe internal injuries" line. *cough cough* Ken Shamrock *cough cough* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 So, where all did that huge puddle blood come from? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 Gotta love the "severe internal injuries" line. Well how else are they going to explain the magical pool of blood he laid in? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 So, where all did that huge puddle blood come from? from internally, duh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 Gotta love the "severe internal injuries" line. Well how else are they going to explain the magical pool of blood he laid in? Probably from the Grade 3 Concussion. They DID say it was the most severe. Course, I'd trust a true medical opinion more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 So, where all did that huge puddle blood come from? Maybe he was bleeding from his mouth. We all know that if you have those dreaded internal injuries, you bleed from your mouth, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 18, 2004 I hope we don't get three months of Angle biting down on condoms full of fake blood because of this. What surgery is Angle having now that requires him to be put out with severe concussions, internal injuries that can only be healed with tape, and a broken leg? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 18, 2004 Gotta love the "severe internal injuries" line. Well how else are they going to explain the magical pool of blood he laid in? Probably from the Grade 3 Concussion. They DID say it was the most severe. Course, I'd trust a true medical opinion more. I don't think you bleed from the head if you have a concussion. Isn't that a cracked skull? Anyway, Al Wilson was alive for the weekend show as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 Aw crud, I wanted to see Zombie Angle. "Muuuuust... EEEEEat... Braaaaains! Muuuuuust... EEEEEAT.... BRRAAAAAAINNNS!... It's... Truuuuue... IIIIT'SSS ... TRUUUUUUUE" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 Gotta love the "severe internal injuries" line. Well how else are they going to explain the magical pool of blood he laid in? Probably from the Grade 3 Concussion. They DID say it was the most severe. Course, I'd trust a true medical opinion more. I'd trust Dr. Nick more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 Why do I sense a horrible sketch with Kurt walking around like he's fine, Random Jobber: Kurt...are you...ok? Angle: Of course, never felt better! What? What are you looking at? Random Jobber: Nothing. Kurt walks away unaware of the gaping hole in the back of his head with "brains" oozing out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 18, 2004 Kinda off topic, but when did Kurt Angle drop the whole preaching of the Three I's (Integrity, Intensity, and Intelligence)? I'd guess sometime around his face turn in the Invasion angle, but I seem to think he still did it now and then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 "Kurt Angle spoke with the Torch Newsletter website, where they listed his condition as 'dead', he later spoke to WWE.com, who updated his condition to 'alive'..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 If I have my concussions right, a grade 3 is somewhere around a particularly stiff chair shot. I don't think you bleed from the head if you have a concussion. Isn't that a cracked skull? Nah all that is is an impact that happens to tear skin aswell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 So he will wear tape around the ribs to help his internal injuries, right? He's gonna need a lot of tape Kurt Angle: Yeti! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 18, 2004 That's absolute crap. There's no way that he could fall that far onto cement and not perish. Well, the SmackDown! replay's starting, and here comes Eddy. I'm watching just to see those Big Show/Torrie segments again... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 "I'm getting better!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 18, 2004 "You know, when I was layed-up in the hospital, and I didn't know if I was gonna wrestle again, there's someone that became, a genuine friend..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 "You know, when I was layed-up in the hospital, and I didn't know if I was gonna wrestle again, there's someone that became, a genuine friend..." The Big Bossman? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wrestlingbs Report post Posted April 18, 2004 Kurt's not dead! ..... He will be soon. :pulls out katana: wrestlingbs is CODE NAME: GARDEN SNAKE Sorry, just saw Kill Bill, Vol. 2. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 and then will appear on Smackdown next week with a hangnail and a garfield bandaide on his forehead pretty much how Kane did when he was kicked into the Dumpster of Flaming DEATH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 I mean I hope Kurt makes a quick recovery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted April 18, 2004 Aw crud, I wanted to see Zombie Angle. "Muuuuust... EEEEEat... Braaaaains! Muuuuuust... EEEEEAT.... BRRAAAAAAINNNS!... It's... Truuuuue... IIIIT'SSS ... TRUUUUUUUE" That's the funniest shit I've seen all day. Especially the "It's true" part. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamoaRowe 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 He's not dead? Whew, I was worried. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 and then will appear on Smackdown next week with a hangnail and a garfield bandaide on his forehead pretty much how Kane did when he was kicked into the Dumpster of Flaming DEATH Yeah but, Kane's an undead monster. But, I guess Kurt can say that the US Gov. wanted him to became a real live Captian America and gave him the super soldier formula and that's how Kurt is still alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted April 18, 2004 Gotta love the "severe internal injuries" line. Well how else are they going to explain the magical pool of blood he laid in? Probably from the Grade 3 Concussion. They DID say it was the most severe. Course, I'd trust a true medical opinion more. Chris, if you can't trust whoever the plucked off the street to host Afterburn --- WHO CAN YOU TRUST? -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DeathBecomesYou Report post Posted April 18, 2004 I was kind of hoping that WWE wouldn't explain it, so when he comes out again, we could hear Tazz saying "He's alive... he's alive!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
