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The OAO RAW Thread for 4/19 !

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Orton: I'm a tough son of a bitch. I fell on a bunch of thumbtacks.

 

*Kurt Angle appears on the Titantron, standing on a high platform*

 

Kurt: That's nothing. I fell off this platform last week and fractured my skull. But I'm back and jumping around and....AIEEEEEEEEE~!~!

 

SPLAT!!

 

--Kurt Angle falling off platforms really SHOULD be a weekly thing--

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That's going too far...I mean really...there have got to be some lines. I think you owe me an appology.

 

Go get me a Ham and Cheese Hot Pocket and I'll think about it

Send him to Brooklyn to get you a Sugar Cookie.

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Damn, still can't believe Orton took the tack bump. I don't even think Trips took that one, but I can't really remember.

Nope. He got a nasty wound in his leg and his knees had tacks in them, but he had kneepads on.

Trips' leg wound came from a broken crate by the entrance way.

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That's going too far...I mean really...there have got to be some lines. I think you owe me an appology.

 

Go get me a Ham and Cheese Hot Pocket and I'll think about it

Send him to Brooklyn to get you a Sugar Cookie.

what about Cambodian breast milk?

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Damn, still can't believe Orton took the tack bump. I don't even think Trips took that one, but I can't really remember.

Nope. He got a nasty wound in his leg and his knees had tacks in them, but he had kneepads on.

You know, I think Ortonis the only guy in the company, besides Foley, to take the tack bump. Trips didn't, Taker didn't.

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Ha, when Orton saw those people bowing to him he smirked, then instantly went back to the serious face.

I didn't see the crowd, but I saw the smirk.

So now Randy is doing the "The Rock does not care about the people" bit now?

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Damn, still can't believe Orton took the tack bump. I don't even think Trips took that one, but I can't really remember.

Nope. He got a nasty wound in his leg and his knees had tacks in them, but he had kneepads on.

Trips' leg wound came from a broken crate by the entrance way.

Yeah, I know--it was a pallet, BTW, actually.

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what's more painful, falling on a bunch of thumbtacks or listening to an Orton promo?

Face it... time to find a new target.

never!

Hey, I'm tryin' to help a brutha out. I think he's turned the corner.

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That's going too far...I mean really...there have got to be some lines. I think you owe me an appology.

 

Go get me a Ham and Cheese Hot Pocket and I'll think about it

Send him to Brooklyn to get you a Sugar Cookie.

what about Cambodian breast milk?

Thumbtack only drinks the finest breast milks.

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I seriously don't get what's the big deal about falling on some thumbtacks. They're only what, 1/4 inch long? big deal. Now, if it were some rusty 16 penny nails, then THAT'S hardcore!

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Damn, still can't believe Orton took the tack bump. I don't even think Trips took that one, but I can't really remember.

Nope. He got a nasty wound in his leg and his knees had tacks in them, but he had kneepads on.

Trips' leg wound came from a broken crate by the entrance way.

Yeah, I know--it was a pallet, BTW, actually.

That is right! I knew it was something wooden, but just couldn't come up with it.

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