Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2004 Discuss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2004 That thing is a little too rigid to be riding a Cock...strider. Not a very good ride at all. Should at least be rocking back and forth or swiveling the hips or something. And it needs music. "The Cockstrider Theme" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted April 21, 2004 That's the coolest thing I've ever seen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 21, 2004 If its getting a theme song it needs to be Viking Metal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2004 Discuss. That's it. I'm stealing that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2004 Do you honestly belive that this motherfucker can be TAMED? Question: whats the best way to kill a fish? Why, you put it in a bag and smash it off the fucking ground as hard as you can. Just ask WDI. You sure you wanna keep fucking with this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2004 Awesome. These things are going to haunt me in my sleep, I know it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamoaRowe 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2004 I love it, I've stolen them all! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Man, you people just keep the cockstrider ball rolling, don't you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Man, you people just keep the cockstrider ball rolling, don't you? We don't keep it rolling, just striding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Just in case someone wanders in here and doesn't know about the cockstrider......IT OWNS YOU......and EVERYONE ELSE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Where's the offspring?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 ::Must go to work in making a La Parka riding the Cock Strider:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Ladies and Gentlemen. I present to you..... La Parka riding the Cockstrider: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Put a La Parka mask on him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 I'll try that later. See if it turns out good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 LaParkaYourCockStrider? That's awesome by the way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Here it is with a Parka mask: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Wonderful Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2004 False alarm, that was only a llama in Strider costume. The Cockstrider is not dead, nor will he ever be. By the by, you should have him still kicking. that would be ace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 23, 2004 not the LLAMA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slovakia 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2004 My alter-ego should make a Badaboum!Cockstrider. That would be fly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2004 I'd like a Rick James Cockstrider. Hop to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2004 How about a Frank Stallone Cockstrider? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted April 23, 2004 Here it is with a Parka mask: I can now give up.....I've seen the greatest thing ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2004 Here it is with a Parka mask: I can now give up.....I've seen the greatest thing ever. No, you haven't. It doesn't have the chair! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted April 23, 2004 Here it is with a Parka mask: I can now give up.....I've seen the greatest thing ever. No, you haven't. It doesn't have the chair! HOLY SHIT.......I forgot.....it needs the chair. *quest to find the best thing ever shall remain until the chair is brought into the fold* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2004 Yeah, La Parka holding a chair WHILE riding the Cockstrider = OWNAGE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
