The Amazing Rando Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 That thing is a little too rigid to be riding a Cock...strider. Not a very good ride at all. Should at least be rocking back and forth or swiveling the hips or something. And it needs music. "The Cockstrider Theme"
Guest Dids Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 That's the coolest thing I've ever seen.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 If its getting a theme song it needs to be Viking Metal
DerangedHermit Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 Discuss. That's it. I'm stealing that.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 Do you honestly belive that this motherfucker can be TAMED? Question: whats the best way to kill a fish? Why, you put it in a bag and smash it off the fucking ground as hard as you can. Just ask WDI. You sure you wanna keep fucking with this?
Sass Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 Awesome. These things are going to haunt me in my sleep, I know it...
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 Man, you people just keep the cockstrider ball rolling, don't you?
DerangedHermit Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 Man, you people just keep the cockstrider ball rolling, don't you? We don't keep it rolling, just striding.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 Just in case someone wanders in here and doesn't know about the cockstrider......IT OWNS YOU......and EVERYONE ELSE.
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 ::Must go to work in making a La Parka riding the Cock Strider::
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 Ladies and Gentlemen. I present to you..... La Parka riding the Cockstrider:
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 Put a La Parka mask on him.
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 I'll try that later. See if it turns out good.
Lil' Bitch Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 LaParkaYourCockStrider? That's awesome by the way.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 False alarm, that was only a llama in Strider costume. The Cockstrider is not dead, nor will he ever be. By the by, you should have him still kicking. that would be ace.
Slovakia Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 My alter-ego should make a Badaboum!Cockstrider. That would be fly.
Nevermortal Posted April 23, 2004 Author Report Posted April 23, 2004 I'd like a Rick James Cockstrider. Hop to it.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 Here it is with a Parka mask: I can now give up.....I've seen the greatest thing ever.
DerangedHermit Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 Here it is with a Parka mask: I can now give up.....I've seen the greatest thing ever. No, you haven't. It doesn't have the chair!
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 Here it is with a Parka mask: I can now give up.....I've seen the greatest thing ever. No, you haven't. It doesn't have the chair! HOLY SHIT.......I forgot.....it needs the chair. *quest to find the best thing ever shall remain until the chair is brought into the fold*
Lil' Bitch Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 Yeah, La Parka holding a chair WHILE riding the Cockstrider = OWNAGE!
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