Ask Dr. Frigid

[Guest FrigidSoul]

By now most of you have come to realise my unbelievabley high level of intelligence. I'm now going to take my god given gift to help you. So whatever problem you are having tell me, and I'll give you the most sound advise possible.

[alfdogg]

By now most of you have come to realise my unbelievabley high level of intelligence.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

We geniuses can't spell

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Alf rules.

[NYU]

You should have just said the spelling mistake was an ironic twist. Would have made you seem MORE intelligent.

 

Then again, it's still not too late.....

[Guest Vitamin X]

By now most of you have come to realise my unbelievabley high level of intelligence.

Don't forget...

 

So whatever problem you are having tell me, and I'll give you the most sound advise possible.

[CanadianChick]

You should have just said the spelling mistake was an ironic twist. Would have made you seem MORE intelligent.

 

Then again, it's still not too late.....

I would have thought that intelligence was a foreign concept to you.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Mocking Dr. Frigid is not a good thing.

[NYU]

You should have just said the spelling mistake was an ironic twist. Would have made you seem MORE intelligent.

 

Then again, it's still not too late.....

I would have thought that intelligence was a foreign concept to you.

Well, to be fair, it's not like I ever said I actually had any.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Frigid got pwned

[Slayer]

Ask Dr. Frigid why he still doesn't use spellcheck

[Guest Hot Ticket]

I think you suck!!

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Einstein was terrible at math, Incandenza is terrible at growing facial hair, and I'm horrible at spelling. We geniuses have our faults too

[NYU]

I think you suck!!       

If I had any intelligence, I would note the irony in this statement.

 

But as it stands now, I believe This d00d sux0rs!!!!11!

[Guest Hot Ticket]

I think you suck!!       

If I had any intelligence, I would note the irony in this statement.

 

But as it stands now, I believe This d00d sux0rs!!!!11!

not talkin bout you boy hope you dont think that (if you is a boy )

[Nighthawk]

I have a question... if you're so smart, why aren't you smarter than me?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I'm obviously smarter than you as it said to ask questions concerning personal problems. Your inability to read my post and understand the context proves that I am indeed smarter.

[Guest Hot Ticket]

I have a question... if you're so smart, why aren't you smarter than me?

lol thats what the AOL kids call 0WN

[Guest Mosaicv2]

I have a question... if you're so smart, why aren't you smarter than me?

SWEET QUESTION

[The Czech Republic]

Dear Dr. Frigid,

 

I'm the lead in my school play. I wanted one of my best friends to come and see one of my biggest events ever. But she can't because she has a conference badminton meet. BADMINTON! Badminton is NOT a fucking legitimate sport, it's something you do at family get-togethers whilst having conversations with your uncles and such. What's her next excuse, the state bocce ball invitational? World championships of lawn darts? Lame. I understand both of our respective events are important to us, even though I'm performing Inherit the Wind, classic literature of the stage, and she's just whacking a cock. I try and support her at her events, but she has to have a lame excuse like badminton.

Long story short my feelings are hurt. Should I let this affect our friendship?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Dr. Frigid, question. Why do mexican people like Tacos so much?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Dear Dr. Frigid,

 

I'm the lead in my school play. I wanted one of my best friends to come and see one of my biggest events ever. But she can't because she has a conference badminton meet. BADMINTON! Badminton is NOT a fucking legitimate sport, it's something you do at family get-togethers whilst having conversations with your uncles and such. What's her next excuse, the state bocce ball invitational? World championships of lawn darts? Lame. I understand both of our respective events are important to us, even though I'm performing Inherit the Wind, classic literature of the stage, and she's just whacking a cock. I try and support her at her events, but she has to have a lame excuse like badminton.

Long story short my feelings are hurt. Should I let this affect our friendship?

While it does indeed hurt to not have her be there to see you in your time of glory you must realise this. With her playing badminton she's strengthening her arm every day, not to mention her thighs as she runs back and forth. This will come in handy for when you get drunk with her and she wants to go upstairs. Her grip will be great from badminton and she'll be able to give you an awesome hand job before you just go and fuck her non stop. Her muscular thighs will allow her to hold certain sexual positions most girls can not hold too. Don't let this affect the friendship, wait for the drunken sex to affect it.

 

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[Nighthawk]

I'm obviously smarter than you as it said to ask questions concerning personal problems. Your inability to read my post and understand the context proves that I am indeed smarter.

But you not being smarter than me causes many problems in my personal life. I'm always telling my bitches about my problems and they say "We're tired of hearing about this. Isn't there anyone smarter than you on the internet you could ask instead?" And I have to say no.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

IDRM, trust in Dr Frigid...I'm here to help

[Nighthawk]

Sometimes I think I should fuck my mother, because, hey, most people don't get a chance to, and we probably all secretly want to. Also I could call myself a motherfucker will total accuracy. Should I give it a try?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

....That is fucked up. Excuse me...

[CanadianChick]

Dear Dr. Frigid,

 

Today, I lost my temper three times in a span of one hour, because people are idiots. I hate dumb fuck teenagers (yes, I realize I am a teenager myself) and their idiotic ways. Is it my fault for losing my temper, or everybody elses for being so fucking stupid?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Sometimes I think I should fuck my mother, because, hey, most people don't get a chance to, and we probably all secretly want to. Also I could call myself a motherfucker will total accuracy. Should I give it a try?

 

Dear IDRM,

 

Well there are a few questions that need to be answered first

 

1.) Is your mom hot? If she's top level model hot I could understand the urge. I bet Kathy Ireland's son has thought about banging his mom a couple times.

 

2.) If the answer to the above is yes, is Dad around? You don't want to be stepping on his turf or even worse placing your penis somewhere that your fathers has recently. That's like using a bar of soap after he was rubbing it on his dirty nads.

 

3.) If the answer to the above question is no, then does your Mom want you? If your mom is still spanking you or constantly walks in on you in the bathroom that's a tell tale sign she might.

 

If the answer to question #3 is yes than I don't care. Dr Frigid personally would not do this but I am not here to judge. If it makes you and your mom happy than so be it. It could also lead to a free trip to Chicago if you call Jerry Springer. Remember, you only live once so if fucking your mom makes it worthwhile then so be it.

 

 

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[MrRant]

Dear Dr. Frigid,

 

Today, I lost my temper three times in a span of one hour, because people are idiots. I hate dumb fuck teenagers (yes, I realize I am a teenager myself) and their idiotic ways. Is it my fault for losing my temper, or everybody elses for being so fucking stupid?

Maybe you aren't Canadian?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Dear Dr. Frigid,

 

Today, I lost my temper three times in a span of one hour, because people are idiots. I hate dumb fuck teenagers (yes, I realize I am a teenager myself) and their idiotic ways. Is it my fault for losing my temper, or everybody elses for being so fucking stupid?

Dear Canadian Chick,

 

You are not to blame at all for people being idiots. The stupidity of some drive others to anger and you can only do your best to counter it by being the intelligent woman you are. Still, it appears as though your anger is derived from sexual frustration. Dr. Frigid is more than willing to come over and help you overcome this. You just let me know when you're free to work on this problem, I'm here to help.

 

 

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