The TSM Deadpool

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

We all know the drill, pick the 5 tsm members you think are most likely to die before anyone else and why.

 

1. The Thread killer: He's really really old.

2. BBCW: Angy mob attacks.

3. Dutch: Eptilectic seizures from watching too much anime.

4. IDRM: He's fucking nuts.

5. Frigid Soul or Me: We're both nuts.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

1. Dids-Massive coronary or sleep apnea gone permanent.

2. Ripper-Drive by

3. Agent of Oblivion-Shot by police

4. Marney-Rabies

5. Downhome-AIDS.

[Guest Dids]

Nice call on the sleep apnea...

 

1- Me, for the obvious reasons.

2- Dames, how to we know he's not dead already.

3- CWM- overdose

4- IDRM- Autoerortic asphyxiation.

5- Drury- He's going out shooting.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I can sense death, Dids...

 

4- IDRM- Autoerortic asphyxiation.

 

Though you just wrapped it up with that one.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'll do another one. Some of you people have got to go.

 

1. Squirtle!-Starvation from posting here instead of eating.

2. Mr. Rant-Found with his head in the oven.

3. Dr. Tom-Choked to death on a Trivial Pursuit pie piece during a bizarre gloating ritual.

4. Spiderpoet-Hit by lightning

5. Banky-Suffocated under IDRM's fallen body.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

1. Squirtle!-Starvation from posting here instead of eating.

Que?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I see you inexplicably getting into wrestling again, when homoerotic muscularity once again becomes chic, and you'll cling to the Raw thread, and frolic with Choken One, onward to the 30,000 post pastures.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Is it too late to avoid that fate? Perhaps suicide....

[Guest Dids]

6- JYSK, Tragic Fireball accident

7 & 8 - Superstar and Angleslayer, Popkick killing spree

9- Ripper, Kill by an anrgy mob of flat butted white women.

10- BBCW, Played in traffic as an attempt to suck up to the cool kids at TSM.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

6. Squirtle-Autoerotic Asphyxiation.

 

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

1. Charlie Ward - Wins helicopter ride, then promptly walks into the blades

[Guest Dids]

11- Red Hot Thumbtack in the Eye, The thumbtack wasn't enough- started putting bigger and hotter things in his eye. Died when he realized that the burning heat of a 9 MM bullet would really do the trick.

 

12- Squirtle, Keel-Hauled by Tim the Pirate.

 

13- Sandman, Too many lightubes to the head.

 

14- Rawmvp, One Word, 3 Letters- K G B.

 

15- Anglesault- Trips over power cord and hits head in rush to post on TSM after Kurt jobs to Orton.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I expected to have died more by now

[Guest Vitamin X]

15- Anglesault- Trips over power cord and hits head in rush to post on TSM fter Kurt jobs to Orton.

And after the Yankees fail to make playoffs.

[Nighthawk 0]

Squirtle - Crushed under the weight of his own wit.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Squirtle- Murdered by Kinetic.

[Guest Dids]

16- Lord of the Curry, Killed in Jail while serving time for a stat rape beef

17- Vitamin X, Castro got him

[Lord of The Curry 0]

I resent that.

 

There haven't been any stat rape charges against me yet. So damn judgemental.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

BTW- Dids: Dead after somebody slipped rat poision into his gin and tonic for ratting out a certain someone to the cops about a stat rape.

[DerangedHermit 0]

18. Kotz - Kylie's bodyguards beat him to death after he stands outside her house with a boombox.

[Guest Dids]

19- DerangedHermit, Run over by Cockstrider stampede.

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

BBCW and IB after they give in to their repressed homosexual feelings towards each other, sober up and then kill themselves.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

BBCW and IB after they give in to their repressed homosexual feelings towards each other, sober up and then kill themselves.

I am insulted by that. Excuse me while I put some water in -iB-s mama's dish.

[Dr. Tom 0]

3. Dr. Tom-Choked to death on a Trivial Pursuit pie piece during a bizarre gloating ritual.

Awesome. I'm a huge gloater and shit-talker during any kind of game.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Dames - poses with another picture with Stephanie McMahon....has heart attack when Steph reveals herself to be Test in disguise, having staged the last five years of Stephanie's life just to torture HHH. The Test imposter = Mini-Vader.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Squirtle- Murdered by Kinetic.

Wouldn't that be a suicide?

[Art Sandusky 0]

I need to start bringing the posts again, it took way too long for someone to mention me in here.

[1234-5678 0]

I'm never going to die apparently.

[MrRant 0]

I'll do another one. Some of you people have got to go.

 

2. Mr. Rant-Found with his head in the oven.

I don't see it.

 

I figure I'd go more of in a "Makes fat women joke on Women's Night at the bowling alley... and dies after being beaten severly by their donut like fists". Something like that.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I didn't say YOU'd put it there, or that the gas is what would kill you. You come home smelling like stripper around your baby's mama, and she'll start banging you around the kitchen like a pinball. You idolize Al Bundy, which means you have to have a Peggy.